Damon Stoudamire for Darwin award winner

waylman

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lol, what a moron. he could have at least put it in a ziploc......probably would have got away with it. Is it a prerequisite that you have to have sh!t for brains to play in the NBA?
 

phantom309

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All that over a little weed.
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Although he is undoubtedly an idiot, Darwin awards go to people who kill or maim themselves in the stupidest way possible. If he had tried to board the plane with say, an ounce of plutonium up his butt, then he might qualify.
 

MrCoffee

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Originally posted by: phantom309
All that over a little weed.
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Although he is undoubtedly an idiot, Darwin awards go to people who kill or maim themselves in the stupidest way possible. If he had tried to board the plane with say, an ounce of plutonium up his butt, then he might qualify.


The article did not mention where he stashed his foil roll. I'd nominate him for the award if the drugs had been up his butt and were found by a drug-sniffing dog, assuming the dog would attack too.
 

Eli

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LOL!

Wrapped in tinfoil, huh?

He must have been high at the time, that's the only explination.. :p
 

RossMAN

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Damn just saw a Steve Patterson press conference on KGW channel 8 news

Damon has been immediately suspended
Damon has been hit with the largest fee ever assessed against an NBA player, $250,000
 

IcemanJer

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No no no, in order to be nominated for Darwin award the subject has to DIE from his/her stupidity.
 

ElFenix

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this isn't nearly as dumb as barry switzer's handgun just happening to fall off his bed and into his carryon
 

LakAttack

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Now if it were a cucumber wrapped in foil, I'd understand. But to wrap your weed up like that? At the airport? They should cut him and re-sign JR Rider.
 

bgeh

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Originally posted by: IcemanJer
No no no, in order to be nominated for Darwin award the subject has to DIE from his/her stupidity.

or get castrated so that he is never able to send his genes to a descendant:p
 

rudeguy

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Originally posted by: bgeh
Originally posted by: IcemanJer
No no no, in order to be nominated for Darwin award the subject has to DIE from his/her stupidity.

or get castrated so that he is never able to send his genes to a descendant:p

the rule is that they have to be taken out of the gene pool so they cannot reproduce. There are ways of doing this besides getting castrated....think wooden spoon as a plug
 

Arkitech

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why don't they just legalize weed, its far less harmful than alcohol and cigarettes combined
 

rudeguy

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Originally posted by: Arkitech
why don't they just legalize weed, its far less harmful than alcohol and cigarettes combined

its a "gateway drug", in other words, its their gateway to your wallet. The government makes way too much money off of fines. Also, there would be thousands of people out of work because all they did was catch the "bad guys" who sell or use mj