Damned possessed microwaves...

[Phuz]

I'm on my break and I decide its time to zap my burrito and eat up...

So, I wander over to the crapeteria and start ripping the ends of the package.. open up the microwave.. and... *vrooooom...*... it turned on as I opened the door. Riiight. So I thought.. oh, maybe its just the fan or the power supply, or ANYTHING else.. nope, its on.. doing its thing.

Still is disbelief I load up my burrito and rearrange it trying to get it nicely seated.. and I feel the warmth on my hand.. uh oh. Yeah, so its on. I told the appropriate people and hopefully it'll get put out of its misery.

Mmmmmm... radiation.

 

[boi]

AHAH! Your a mutant now!! ahah, j/k

 

[LANMAN]

Misaligned switch on the door?? I wonder what happened to the next person after you were done. :Q


--LANMAN

 

[SWScorch]

cool! now if you have any children they'll have three eyes and tails and stuff.

 

[Darein]

That can't be good. Time to break out the tin foil hat and gloves.

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Microwave turns on and you assume it's just the fan and the light, but somehow not the microwave generator? Maybe your brain got zapped first.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Nobody really knows how they work...

 

[DanFungus]

haha, get it back...Office Space style

 

[Phuz]

Microwave turns on and you assume it's just the fan and the light, but somehow not the microwave generator? Maybe your brain got zapped first.

Wouldn't be the first time... it was funny... I went and told the caffeteria dude and he approached it all scared and cautious like it was alive or something..

haha, get it back...Office Space style

hahahaha. This IS a cublicle wasteland...

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Lawsuit.

 

[N8Magic]

Originally posted by: Jellomancer
Lawsuit.

 

[Phuz]

Originally posted by: Jellomancer
Lawsuit.

I said I was going to sue, and they laughed at me. Probably because I know the guy..

As long as my swimmers aren't hurtin'.. but the thing was at waste level...

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: Jellomancer
Lawsuit.

 

[Palek]

Possessed microwaves... That reminds me of This.

 

[RossMAN]

Lawsuit-McDonalds-spilled-hot-coffee-on-my-lap-Arizona-style

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: Phuz

Originally posted by: Jellomancer
Lawsuit.

I said I was going to sue, and they laughed at me. Probably because I know the guy..

As long as my swimmers aren't hurtin'.. but the thing was at waste level...

No I meant to sue the manufacturer.

 

[Phuz]

Maybe I'll go back for more, I've always wanted super powers...

 

[Phuz]

No I meant to sue the manufacturer.

Wow now that sounds a bit more realistic..I'm thinking.. my place of work really won't care.. they'd fire me. hehe.

But the manufacturer eh... How would one approach something like this?