Damn you vending machine guy!!

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DnetMHZ

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So I'm in the mood for some junk food, and I just went to the vending machine in my office.
I see a package of twinkies which I haven't had in a LONG time so I decide to get some.
I put in my $.65, hit the buttons and just as the package is falling I catch a glimpse of the wrapper. The are not regular twinkies but King Kong themed fvcking BANANA twinkies!!

I absolutely HATE anything banana flavored. So pissed because now I'm really wanting a twinkie.

Damn you Mr. vending machine guy and your non-standard twinkies! Damn you to hell!!

that is all..
 
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Garet Jax

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Yup. Probably got them for less than regular Twinkies and made the same money as he would have had they been regular. He tricked you....
 
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mpitts

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I think that banana-flavored Twinkies just perpetuate the stereotypes of Monkey-Americans and is offensive.
 
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Kyteland

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Originally posted by: mpitts
I think that banana-flavored Twinkies just perpetuate the stereotypes of Monkey-Americans and is offensive.
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Those monkeys can go back into the trees where they belong. :|

We only like gorillas and chimpanzees around these parts....
 
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BooGiMaN

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i always thought that vending machine guy was evil..has them beady lil eyes ya know....

he is takign over the world .65 cents at a time...


*furiously shakes fist*


on the other hand learn to read before ya buy! :)
 
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kranky

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Twinkies are one of those things that look a lot tastier than they are. About 2-3 times a year I'll buy a package because they look so delicious, forgetting how lame they are.
 
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ni4ni

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Originally posted by: theknight571
I thought I heard/read somewhere that the original flavor of Twinkies was banana.
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That is true. They changed the flavor during the Banana shortage of WWII. They were also only five cents a package then.
 
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borosp1

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Save those banana Twinkies and pass them down to your kids in twenty years they will still taste the same as they would have today! :)
 
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QED

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Wait... I'm confused.

Did he trick you into not reading the package before purchasing it?
If so, damn that bastard!!

:confused:
 
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DnetMHZ

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Originally posted by: MathMan
Wait... I'm confused.

Did he trick you into not reading the package before purchasing it?
If so, damn that bastard!!

:confused:
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I read "Twinkie" and that was it, I had no idea there was any other variety in existence! :p
 
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Ornery

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My vending guy pulled the rug on me, with the tangy Mike & Ike. Had 'em for a week, and ain't seen 'em since! :frown:
 
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DnetMHZ

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Originally posted by: Ornery
My vending guy pulled the rug on me, with the tangy Mike & Ike. Had 'em for a week, and ain't seen 'em since! :frown:
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It's a conspiracy I tell you!
 
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