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MAME

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tomorrow the state is letting everyone have the day off. Well I don't get paid so I just lost a day of work.

god damnit
 
yukichigai

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The Governator declared all state offices would be closed Friday.

Meanwhile here in Nevada I still have to go to work.
 
MBony

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Public library here is still going to be open. All that is closed here is the P.O.
 
Mermaidman

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Originally posted by: MAME
tomorrow the state is letting everyone have the day off. Well I don't get paid so I just lost a day of work.
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Why won't you get paid? Seems unfair.

BTW, Reagan was a big deal in CA, so I'm not surprised at the 'holiday.'
 
nick1985

nick1985

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maybe you can ruin another life on your day off

Originally posted by: MAME
Lets see...I got her pregnant, told her I loved her, got engaged.

Then I stole her engagment ring and sold it to buy cocain. Then I was so high that I had sex with her best friend and then brought her (the best friend) over to my gf's house to have sex in my gf's bed (she wasn't home). Her parents find us in the middle of the act (she was LOUD). They scream, tell me to get out and never come back. Me and the girl finish having sex before leaving. They were just about to call the cops.

Gf finds out shortly after, throws a brick through my car window. I slash her tires and send our "home made" video (think DIRTY) tapes to her parents. They watch them and throw her out. She's at another friend's house for a week before I send a bunch of pictures of me and her (ex)best friend doing crazy dirty things together.

She gets so depressed that she picks up smoking and starts to drink HEAVILY. Keep in mind she's pregnant. I see her at a party, passed out on the floor next to a puddle of her own vomit with 2 half smoked cigarettes in her mouth. She was drunk, high on something and 5 months pregnant.

So 3 months later she gives birth to our child at one month premature. The baby has horrible health condidtions (duh) and is in an incubator for another month. My family is VERY rich but when I ran in to her parents a week or two later in the hospital, I told them to "fvck themselves" and pay for all the medical expenses.

Well they did, and now they are so broke that they literally were living in their car for 2 months. They finally found a cheap CHEAP cheap place to live in...like half the roof is seriously missing. The baby is apparently doing horrible, and my ex gf is completely crazy now...COMPLETELY.

So I'm drunk and stop by for some dumb reason and her parents look me straight in the eye and say 3 words to me in the most serious tone I've ever heard anyone say: "We love you".
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MAME

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Originally posted by: Mermaidman
Originally posted by: MAME
tomorrow the state is letting everyone have the day off. Well I don't get paid so I just lost a day of work.
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Why won't you get paid? Seems unfair.

BTW, Reagan was a big deal in CA, so I'm not surprised at the 'holiday.'
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I'm a full time employee without any benifits. IE vacation time. That's what this amounts to for everyone else
 
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MAME

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Originally posted by: kyparrish
I thought you only worked 10 hour weeks, but made $35/hr.?

So, do you work 2 hours each weekday? Sorry for the $70 loss.
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that was a setup actually. I thought it sounded pretty high and I thought someone was going to say, "HOW DO YOU MAKE SO MUCH"

At which I could reply, "Selling dead hookers" or something. But no one replied and I forgot about it.

I work 40 hours, I and WISH I got something close to $35
 
nick1985

nick1985

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Originally posted by: MAME
Originally posted by: Mermaidman
Originally posted by: MAME
tomorrow the state is letting everyone have the day off. Well I don't get paid so I just lost a day of work.
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Why won't you get paid? Seems unfair.

BTW, Reagan was a big deal in CA, so I'm not surprised at the 'holiday.'
Click to expand...

I'm a full time employee without any benifits. IE vacation time. That's what this amounts to for everyone else
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full time employee is only 10 hours a week? :confused:
 
Rumpltzer

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Originally posted by: MAME
yes, california employees do not work tomorrow
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I work tomorrow... but we were told to go home at 3PM (although I probably won't).

They're closing some of the roads near our facilities for the motorcade, and people will likely be lined up near the roads between five and six to see it go by. The company decided to let everyone go to beat (not add to) the traffic mess.

I don't blame the dead guy. It's not his fault.

We still get paid for the two hours we're asked not to work.
 
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MAME

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Originally posted by: Rumpltzer
Originally posted by: MAME
yes, california employees do not work tomorrow
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I work tomorrow... but we were told to go home at 3PM (although I probably won't).

They're closing some of the roads near our facilities for the motorcade, and people will likely be lined up near the roads between five and six to see it go by. The company decided to let everyone go to beat (not add to) the traffic mess.

I don't blame the dead guy. It's not his fault.

We still get paid for the two hours we're asked not to work.
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yes it is his fault for being so damn likeable that they let people have the day off for his death!

why couldn't he have cheating on his wife or something like a normal president?
 
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MAME

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Originally posted by: nick1985
maybe you can ruin another life on your day off

Originally posted by: MAME
Lets see...I got her pregnant, told her I loved her, got engaged.

Then I stole her engagment ring and sold it to buy cocain. Then I was so high that I had sex with her best friend and then brought her (the best friend) over to my gf's house to have sex in my gf's bed (she wasn't home). Her parents find us in the middle of the act (she was LOUD). They scream, tell me to get out and never come back. Me and the girl finish having sex before leaving. They were just about to call the cops.

Gf finds out shortly after, throws a brick through my car window. I slash her tires and send our "home made" video (think DIRTY) tapes to her parents. They watch them and throw her out. She's at another friend's house for a week before I send a bunch of pictures of me and her (ex)best friend doing crazy dirty things together.

She gets so depressed that she picks up smoking and starts to drink HEAVILY. Keep in mind she's pregnant. I see her at a party, passed out on the floor next to a puddle of her own vomit with 2 half smoked cigarettes in her mouth. She was drunk, high on something and 5 months pregnant.

So 3 months later she gives birth to our child at one month premature. The baby has horrible health condidtions (duh) and is in an incubator for another month. My family is VERY rich but when I ran in to her parents a week or two later in the hospital, I told them to "fvck themselves" and pay for all the medical expenses.

Well they did, and now they are so broke that they literally were living in their car for 2 months. They finally found a cheap CHEAP cheap place to live in...like half the roof is seriously missing. The baby is apparently doing horrible, and my ex gf is completely crazy now...COMPLETELY.

So I'm drunk and stop by for some dumb reason and her parents look me straight in the eye and say 3 words to me in the most serious tone I've ever heard anyone say: "We love you".
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oh come on, like you haven't been in the same situation before?
 
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