Damn Nosy Ass Neighbors!!!

[Amused]

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my can of beer, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass."

 

[Ika]

5/10

and repost

😛

 

[QED]

7/10

Bonus points for relaying a joke as a personal story.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: Amused
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my can of beer, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass."

LOL 7/10

 

[Asharus]

Just read the latest copy of Playboy huh? Jokes section right after the centerfold....

 

[j00fek]

R

 

[Mucho]

SHENS

 

[ViviTheMage]

eheh

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Mucho
SHENS

Wow, you figured out all by yourself that it was a joke?

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: Mucho
SHENS

Wow, you figured out all by yourself that it was a joke?

:music:He's a big kid too!:music:

 

[waggy]

hahahahah great

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: Asharus
Just read the latest copy of Playboy huh? Jokes section right after the centerfold....

Nope, actually my GF sent it to me.

 

[bigrash]

lol

 

[cKGunslinger]

Wait - I would have sworn you were the OP the first time this popped up in ATOT.

 

[MaxDepth]

Originally posted by: Asharus
Just read the latest copy of Playboy huh? Jokes section right after the centerfold....

There are jokes?
😕

 

[gsellis]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: Asharus
Just read the latest copy of Playboy huh? Jokes section right after the centerfold....

Nope, actually my GF sent it to me.

That's what I figured. If you were married, the joke doesn't work. 😛

 

[ZOOYUKA]

Repost. Someone posted this a few weeks ago.

 

[DaShen]

😉 😛

 

[InlineFour]

i like the "lifted my ray bans up part". 😛

 

[Hammerhead]

:thumbsup:

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: ZOOYUKA
Repost. Someone posted this a few weeks ago.

Repost. Two people already said "repost" in this thread, genius.

At any rate, the search is busted so nothing is a repost.

 

[PCMarine]

Although it ruins the joke, when refering to killing someone, it's always hang/hanged.... not hung.

 

[NTB]

Originally posted by: MaxDepth

Originally posted by: Asharus
Just read the latest copy of Playboy huh? Jokes section right after the centerfold....

There are jokes?
😕

I've been told there are full articles in there, too. I don't believe it though 😛

Nate

 

[Stuxnet]

LOL

8/10

I was halfway through it and was already thinking "man I'd whip it out and wave it at that lady".

 

[DrPizza]

Wow, tough crowd.

I'm giving it a 10/10 simply because it made me remember that when my wife went to work this morning, she reminded me to mow the lawn today. I was thinking "hey, does his wife have a sister?" 😉