Damn it Woman!!!

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: amdskip

Originally posted by: necine
stick to internet dating.

Yeah dude, facebook is where it's at!

Sorry. Unlike you I actually have some social skills. :roll:

facebook FTW

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
:beer:?

already imbibing a corona extra.

Not content with God cockblocking you, you now ask him to show you how "fist" can be a verb. Nice.

 

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: FallenHero
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I hate you.

 

[her209]

Should have chewed out that girl.

 

[l Xes l]

God just saved you from AIDS...

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: krnxpride83
God just saved you from AIDS...

haha this response made me LOL

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
So i was about to hit on/dance with a cute girl tonight at the bars... We were both on the dance floor and I was making my move towards her. This guy nearby went to dip the girl he was dancing with and she didnt see where her fvcking arm was going so she ended up jacking me in the nose.

Cue MartyMcFly3 getting a bloody nose. Exit to the bathroom to clean up. Go back to dance floor, and cute girl isn't there.

God has it out for me.

Just keep telling yourself... "She probably had the Herp"

[music]Sometimes God's greatest gifts.... are unaswered prayers....[/music]

I dunno man. This girl kept giving me "the look". You know what im talking about. That "I want you to come over and grind up against me" look. And I was all making my way over there only to get jacked.

Trust me... I know the look. And I know the pain of the cosmic cockblock. Just follow my advice and the world will make sense until next weekend. Trust me.

i've always called it the "slutty come fvck me look"

 

[Koing]

That is a tough break man

Next time :thumbsup:

Koing

 

[dman]

Go listen to Garth Brooks 'Unanswered Prayers' song.

Perhaps you'll feel better.

I doubt it, but, hey, worth a shot, right?

 

[bleeb]

Wasn't your night. Better Luck Tomorrow.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: five40
The "have my babies" look. Then you bend her over on the break dance fighting floor and say..."who's your daddy....I'm martymcfly3. I ride the bangbus".

LOLZ

 

[tyler811]

Originally posted by: amdskip
Hahahhahahahahhaa!!!!!!!

Stupid nerd, bars aren't made for you to pick up chicks.

porn movie sites or a nearby street corner

 

[Fritzo]

Probably better you didn't talk to her anyway. You didn't even know her and she kicked your a$$...just think what she would have did if you started dating you!

 

[anxi80]

wtf was dude doing dipping the girl anyways? were they doing ballroom or swing dancing in the club or something?!

"hey, i got an idea! lets go dance the tango to 50 cents 'in da club'!!"

 

[Coquito]

She probably had tons of baggage. Someone is looking out for you.

 

[revnja]

If you think God cockblocked you, he probably did it for a reason. God works in mysterious ways. She probably had a vicious case of gonorrhea or something of the sort.

 

[RGN]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3


I dunno man. This girl kept giving me "the look". You know what im talking about. That "I want you to come over and grind up against me" look. And I was all making my way over there only to get jacked.

You sure it wasn't the "I wanna fvck your buddy" look?

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Probably better you didn't talk to her anyway. You didn't even know her and she kicked your a$$...just think what she would have did if you started dating you!

No, it was a different girl that jacked me, not the cute one.

 

[shimsham]

hahahaha thats a great story. sucks for you, but funny.

 

[newParadigm]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Probably better you didn't talk to her anyway. You didn't even know her and she kicked your a$$...just think what she would have did if you started dating you!

The girl he was going after wasnt the same one that clocked his nose.

~new

 

[NiKeFiDO]

god is one giant CB. I also know.