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MartyMcFly3

Lifer
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So i was about to hit on/dance with a cute girl tonight at the bars... We were both on the dance floor and I was making my move towards her. This guy nearby went to dip the girl he was dancing with and she didnt see where her fvcking arm was going so she ended up jacking me in the nose.

Cue MartyMcFly3 getting a bloody nose. Exit to the bathroom to clean up. Go back to dance floor, and cute girl isn't there.

God has it out for me.
 
amdskip

amdskip

Lifer
Jan 6, 2001
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Hahahhahahahahhaa!!!!!!!

Stupid nerd, bars aren't made for you to pick up chicks.
 
amdskip

amdskip

Lifer
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Go to bed you drunk nef before I personally visit you and tell you how lame you are.
 
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five40

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Marty I LOVE you. You are the bestest. You owe something. I don't know what. But you do damnit
 
MartyMcFly3

MartyMcFly3

Lifer
Jan 18, 2003
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Originally posted by: five40
Marty I LOVE you. You are the bestest. You owe something. I don't know what. But you do damnit
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checking our PM history, you apparantly owe me a "gox" which I believe you said you'd give me on the forums one time when you were drunk. So you owe me that.
 
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five40

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Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Originally posted by: five40
Marty I LOVE you. You are the bestest. You owe something. I don't know what. But you do damnit
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checking our PM history, you apparantly owe me a "gox" which I believe you said you'd give me on the forums one time when you were drunk. So you owe me that.
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Pahh lease. You owe me gox. And I'm NEVER drunk. Especially not now.
 
Whoozyerdaddy

Whoozyerdaddy

Lifer
Jun 27, 2005
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Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
So i was about to hit on/dance with a cute girl tonight at the bars... We were both on the dance floor and I was making my move towards her. This guy nearby went to dip the girl he was dancing with and she didnt see where her fvcking arm was going so she ended up jacking me in the nose.

Cue MartyMcFly3 getting a bloody nose. Exit to the bathroom to clean up. Go back to dance floor, and cute girl isn't there.

God has it out for me.
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Just keep telling yourself... "She probably had the Herp"

[music]Sometimes God's greatest gifts.... are unaswered prayers....[/music]
 
MartyMcFly3

MartyMcFly3

Lifer
Jan 18, 2003
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www.youtube.com
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
So i was about to hit on/dance with a cute girl tonight at the bars... We were both on the dance floor and I was making my move towards her. This guy nearby went to dip the girl he was dancing with and she didnt see where her fvcking arm was going so she ended up jacking me in the nose.

Cue MartyMcFly3 getting a bloody nose. Exit to the bathroom to clean up. Go back to dance floor, and cute girl isn't there.

God has it out for me.
Click to expand...

Just keep telling yourself... "She probably had the Herp"

[music]Sometimes God's greatest gifts.... are unaswered prayers....[/music]
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I dunno man. This girl kept giving me "the look". You know what im talking about. That "I want you to come over and grind up against me" look. And I was all making my way over there only to get jacked. :(
 
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five40

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Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
So i was about to hit on/dance with a cute girl tonight at the bars... We were both on the dance floor and I was making my move towards her. This guy nearby went to dip the girl he was dancing with and she didnt see where her fvcking arm was going so she ended up jacking me in the nose.

Cue MartyMcFly3 getting a bloody nose. Exit to the bathroom to clean up. Go back to dance floor, and cute girl isn't there.

God has it out for me.
Click to expand...

Just keep telling yourself... "She probably had the Herp"

[music]Sometimes God's greatest gifts.... are unaswered prayers....[/music]
Click to expand...

I dunno man. This girl kept giving me "the look". You know what im talking about. That "I want you to come over and grind up against me" look. And I was all making my way over there only to get jacked. :(
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The "have my babies" look. Then you bend her over on the break dance fighting floor and say..."who's your daddy....I'm martymcfly3. I ride the bangbus".
 
Whoozyerdaddy

Whoozyerdaddy

Lifer
Jun 27, 2005
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Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
So i was about to hit on/dance with a cute girl tonight at the bars... We were both on the dance floor and I was making my move towards her. This guy nearby went to dip the girl he was dancing with and she didnt see where her fvcking arm was going so she ended up jacking me in the nose.

Cue MartyMcFly3 getting a bloody nose. Exit to the bathroom to clean up. Go back to dance floor, and cute girl isn't there.

God has it out for me.
Click to expand...

Just keep telling yourself... "She probably had the Herp"

[music]Sometimes God's greatest gifts.... are unaswered prayers....[/music]
Click to expand...

I dunno man. This girl kept giving me "the look". You know what im talking about. That "I want you to come over and grind up against me" look. And I was all making my way over there only to get jacked. :(
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Trust me... I know the look. And I know the pain of the cosmic cockblock. Just follow my advice and the world will make sense until next weekend. Trust me.
 
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