Damn it! My dog ate some SDRAM!

[AndrewR]

:| Dumb mutt grabbed an antistatic bag and chewed the corner of it, with her teeth just barely hitting the last mem chip and trashing a section of the contacts.

Bad dog! :|

 

[911paramedic]

Think he will remember not to do it again.

 

[aphex]

New technology bones...

 

[John]

I have some spare memory modules up at the shop if you want to give her some more treats.

 

[Miramonti]

Thats not uncommon. Sometimes dogs have problems with their pagefile size and need a dram upgrade. It happens more in larger dogs, especially mutts, but small ones are prone to it also.

 

[Bulk Beef]

The remote from my TV has been missing for about two months, and I'm starting to suspect my dog as the culprit.

 

[ElFenix]

heheheh thats better than the dog eating the homework hehehe.

 

[GTaudiophile]

I'd take your dog to the vet. Lord knows what something sharp like that could do to his stomach.

 

[Bignate603]

<< The remote from my TV has been missing for about two months, and I'm starting to suspect my dog as the culprit >>



Hmm, if I ever hear a howling sound like a dog is trying to pass a large undigestible object through something that it's not suppose to fit through... I'm probably near your place.

 

[UberNeuman]

At least he'll run faster...

 

[Geekbabe]

<< At least he'll run faster... >>



Hehehe, you crack me up sometimes

 

[Red Dawn]

When I was much younger I had a Dog of mine eat an ounce of some killer Green Bud I had. The poor guy slept for 2 whole days. After he woke up I followed him around with a baggie for a couple of hours hoping to reclaim some of what I had lost. Unfortuantely it was a lost cause. Too bad as I'm sure that definately would have been some "Killer Sh!t"

 

[Russ]

<< I had a Dog of mine eat an ounce of some killer Green Bud I had. >>



Is that St. Patrick's day beer, or something?

Russ, NCNE

 

[TuffGirl]

<<

<< I had a Dog of mine eat an ounce of some killer Green Bud I had. >>



Is that St. Patrick's day beer, or something?

Russ, NCNE >>

LOL


Red, a whole ounce?! dayum...

 

[Mark R]

I was going to advise you to contact a veterinarian, but then it seems that the dog didn't actually eat the SDRAM, merely maul it a bit.

Probably because it is sort of crunchy, bit like bones.

 

[littlezipp]

<<

<<

<< I had a Dog of mine eat an ounce of some killer Green Bud I had. >>



Is that St. Patrick's day beer, or something?

Russ, NCNE >>

LOL


Red, a whole ounce?! dayum... >>

This thread went downhill fast.

 

[toph99]

<< When I was much younger I had a Dog of mine eat an ounce of some killer Green Bud I had. The poor guy slept for 2 whole days. After he woke up I followed him around with a baggie for a couple of hours hoping to reclaim some of what I had lost. Unfortuantely it was a lost cause. Too bad as I'm sure that definately would have been some "Killer Sh!t" >>



someone's been watching Up In Smoke too much "i had to follow the dog around for 3 days with a baggie, man it really blew the dogs mind"

 

[b0mbrman]

See if it's covered under the warranty...

 

[LordMaul]

<<

<< When I was much younger I had a Dog of mine eat an ounce of some killer Green Bud I had. The poor guy slept for 2 whole days. After he woke up I followed him around with a baggie for a couple of hours hoping to reclaim some of what I had lost. Unfortuantely it was a lost cause. Too bad as I'm sure that definately would have been some "Killer Sh!t" >>



someone's been watching Up In Smoke too much "i had to follow the dog around for 3 days with a baggie, man it really blew the dogs mind" >>




OMG, don't mention that movie. It's evil. *crosses fingers at you and shrieks* AAAAAAHHHH!!

"heh heh, maaan....this sh:t's stroooooooonnnnnggg..."

 

[tallest1]

BACON!! BACON!!! I SMELL BACON!!! THERE IT IS!!! NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM!!!! ITS NOT BACON AAAHHH!!!!

 

[johnjohn320]

<< Think he will remember not to do it again. >>



Oh no....I think I'm going to vomit...



<< When I was much younger I had a Dog of mine eat an ounce of some killer Green Bud I had. The poor guy slept for 2 whole days. After he woke up I followed him around with a baggie for a couple of hours hoping to reclaim some of what I had lost. Unfortuantely it was a lost cause. Too bad as I'm sure that definately would have been some "Killer Sh!t >>



That's funny. It's a lie, but it's funny. Seeing as the bud has to be heated to a certain temp for the THC to be released (i.e. the burning of it or cooking of it, depending on your method), your dog wouldn't feel any effects from eating it raw. Good try though.

 

[AndrewR]

I'd take your dog to the vet. Lord knows what something sharp like that could do to his stomach

She didn't really eat it, just gnawed on it a bit (no pun intended).

 

[Red Dawn]

<< That's funny. It's a lie, but it's funny. Seeing as the bud has to be heated to a certain temp for the THC to be released (i.e. the burning of it or cooking of it, depending on your method), your dog wouldn't feel any effects from eating it raw. Good try though. >>

Well it was a stretch of the truth for humor sake and the baggy part was taken from a Cheech and Chong Movie. Every once in awhile a topic like this comes up and I post that story or something similar.Actually the truth is it wasn't Green Bud, it was a quarter ounce of Mescaline (sp) and there was nothing funny about it. The dog was but a pup and became violently ill but I couldn't take him to the vet for fear of getting arrested ( I was 16 at the time).Fortunately he ended up vomiting most of it up (Peyote will do that to you) and recovered to go on to become a totally worthless adult Dachsund.

 

[chiwawa626]

DUDE!!! RMA IT!!!

record the phone conversation please...

 

[veryape]

<<

<< Think he will remember not to do it again. >>



Oh no....I think I'm going to vomit...



<< When I was much younger I had a Dog of mine eat an ounce of some killer Green Bud I had. The poor guy slept for 2 whole days. After he woke up I followed him around with a baggie for a couple of hours hoping to reclaim some of what I had lost. Unfortuantely it was a lost cause. Too bad as I'm sure that definately would have been some "Killer Sh!t >>



That's funny. It's a lie, but it's funny. Seeing as the bud has to be heated to a certain temp for the THC to be released (i.e. the burning of it or cooking of it, depending on your method), your dog wouldn't feel any effects from eating it raw. Good try though. >>

Actually you're wrong, but whatever. Have you never heard of pot or hash brownies? Or do you think they do that for the sake of wasting an ounce or so of pot/hash just to say they did it?

BTW, if you're going to say that the brownies get to a certain temp, it just does not matter, the thc does not have to be cooked to have an effect. You can eat pot and get high.