Damn it, ceiling cat must of ratted him out

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: bignateyk
must have

And for those who can't put the two together,
must have = must've != must of

Originally posted by: clamum
lol, jesus tube.

Fail. He didn't even have his pants down.

And he's wearing what, a button-down shirt and a suit coat over it? Ah yes, it must be from the "Porn Viewing" department of Men's Warehouse.



Besides, everyone already knows the truth.


And hey, what a coincidence .

 

[Rachael]

That was pretty hilarious...

 

[sjwaste]

I read a few comments and am glad I didn't open it. I had my hopes up for something involving George Sr. living in the attic, GOB, and possibly an awesome Europe song.

 

[imported_Baloo]

You think Jesus might have more important things to do with his time. It's amazing how some people think the trivial activities in their day to day lives are all important to a higher power.


Here's a clue for you all. Man does not serve God, God serves man. Of course, not just man, in case anyone thinks we are special.

 

[KarenMarie]

I am a Christian and will say this...

first of all, i stopped taking it serious once Jesus came out with the entire forest on his head.

i know it is supposed to be just an educational, clean cut, video... but when he started going on about how it is wrong to watch pr0n and it not like he was doing anything as bad as cheating or whatever.... i got to thinking that, YES it is.

pr0n is great. As long as one partner is not doing it behind the other one's back. As soon as one partner starts sneaking around to do something sexual behind the other ones back, it doesnt matter what they are doing, it is wrong. I HATE when 'Christians' pick and choose levels of wrongness!

Ok, you can all get back to your regularly scheduled nef thread.

 

[chuckywang]

LOL at the comment quoting "The Internet is for Porn".

 

[AAjax]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
LOL at the comment quoting "The Internet is for Porn".

HEhehe, yeah pure gold

 

[Gooberlx2]

Bwahaha! Jesus rules. He looks like a trucker in his PJs, that just crawled out of a row of bushes.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: Baloo
You think Jesus might have more important things to do with his time. It's amazing how some people think the trivial activities in their day to day lives are all important to a higher power.

Like what? What exactly does the guy do? It sure doesn't involve taking care of anything on this planet.

 

[Agentbolt]

That video rules. Jesus didn't really rebut anything. He just answered every legitimate excuse with "Well I rise above such things". Yeah well that's why you're the Messiah, jerk.

 

[KB]

Jesus looks like a redneck.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Proof that Jesus invented pockets.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: mugs
Jesus watches people watching porn? That's kind of creepy...

Why do you think he's wearing the robe?


Easy access.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
I am a Christian and will say this...

first of all, i stopped taking it serious once Jesus came out with the entire forest on his head.

i know it is supposed to be just an educational, clean cut, video... but when he started going on about how it is wrong to watch pr0n and it not like he was doing anything as bad as cheating or whatever.... i got to thinking that, YES it is.

pr0n is great. As long as one partner is not doing it behind the other one's back. As soon as one partner starts sneaking around to do something sexual behind the other ones back, it doesnt matter what they are doing, it is wrong. I HATE when 'Christians' pick and choose levels of wrongness!

Ok, you can all get back to your regularly scheduled nef thread.

What always bugged me about most "Christians" is the fact that they have an idea what the world "should be", then pick and choose pieces of the bible out to support their ideals. People take it to such an extreme that they forget about the Christian Top Ten list and other basic foundations. The only difference between the Christian fundies and the Islamic fundies is the seperation of church and state atleast exists in theory in the US where it doesn't in some middle eastern countries.

That said, sometimes when people go over the top religious they can supply more comedic material than Scientology

 

[RightIsWrong]

Originally posted by: Aluvus
Since when is Jesus an old prospector in a dress with an entire Christmas wreath on his head?

First thought that came to my head was "Dang, if he had a doob, he'd look like Willie Nelson in a mumu".