sounds sorta familiar, I used to have shirt that had the budweiser frogs on it and a roll of toilet paper, but instead of bud - weis - er it said butt - wi - per. I wore it to school dozens of times until we had a substitute teacher who sent me to the principals office. The principal thought it was funny as hell, and I said it promoted good hygene and that I did nothing wrong (which he started laughing even harder after I said that), but because of that one substitute he had me turn in inside out, and told me that if I wore it to school again it'd be confiscated.