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Damn idiot Ford Probe Ricer outside!

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PCTweaker5

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This guy and his slow as Ford Probe with fart can outside cant seem to shut up. Every single day he goes out to his car, revs for about 5 minutes, and goes back in. Last night at 12:00 AM he does this sh*t and Im like WTF? Seriously, what should I do about this? Im thinking of just reporting him to the front office in my APTs but want to teach him a lesson somehow.
 
1. Pour some piss down where the windshield wipers attach to the car. It'll stink for Months (or rotten milk)
2. slap some vaseline on the windshield...when he turns on the wipers, it'll just get worse.
3. If you want to do some serious damage, splatter his car with brake fluid. His paint will peel off.
4. Krazy glue in the keyhole.
5. After above, leave a note explaining why this happened.
 
Print out banners that have a pile of rice with one of thoes circles with a slash through it.
Tape them over every square inch of his car.

Mabey write on a few of them; "Stop revving your pos car jackass".
 
Originally posted by: SampSon
Print out banners that have a pile of rice with one of thoes circles with a slash through it.
Tape them over every square inch of his car.

Mabey write on a few of them; "Stop revving your pos car jackass".
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That one sounds great! Does MSWord have any cartoon art of rice?
 
I dunno, load it up and find out.

Oh, while you're at it, go to that one ricecop.com site, and fill out the "ricer tickets" they have.
Put that under his windshield wiper.
 
Originally posted by: Bassyhead
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
3 words:

potato, broomstick, tailpipe
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This man knows whereof he speaks.
:evil:
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thats what i would do (might need a large potato😉)
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I remember some guy back in high school took a 9 volt battery and put it in the exhaust of a school bus. The school bus started up for a little bit then heard a loud pop and I think everything shut off after that.
 
Originally posted by: SampSon
I dunno, load it up and find out.

Oh, while you're at it, go to that one ricecop.com site, and fill out the "ricer tickets" they have.
Put that under his windshield wiper.
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OMG thank you! Im gonna print out a whole damn book of these and go around in a cop outfit puttin these under wipers.
 
Originally posted by: PCTweaker5
Originally posted by: SampSon
I dunno, load it up and find out.

Oh, while you're at it, go to that one ricecop.com site, and fill out the "ricer tickets" they have.
Put that under his windshield wiper.
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OMG thank you! Im gonna print out a whole damn book of these and go around in a cop outfit puttin these under wipers.
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Just make sure it's not "impersonating a police officer"...being as how that's illegal
 
Have you tried telling him to stop being an ahole? If you tried, then get 10 friends and flip his car over. its not that heavy. If you haven't tried, stop being a wuss.
 
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