Damn I want to jump her bones

JoeKing

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Originally posted by: Rogue
Dude, she looks like Martha Stewart's younger sister.

I'd also do Martha Stewart! :evil:

she could probably get my whites whiter. Which reminds me... damn laundry :|
 

shud

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I can't stand that my cable service (through a university) didn't switch their satellite to keep up with VH1, because that Maria Menounous or whoever is hot as HELL even though I have to watch a male stripping show to see her.
 

Kelemvor

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She is definitely hot. And when you watch the show, her personality is great. I'd take her in a second. And of course Rachel would be on stand by. :)
 

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: Rogue
Dude, she looks like Martha Stewart's younger sister.

I'd also do Martha Stewart! :evil:

she could probably get my whites whiter. Which reminds me... damn laundry :|

<Psychiatrist>And how does that make you feel?
 

JoeKing

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Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: Rogue
Dude, she looks like Martha Stewart's younger sister.

I'd also do Martha Stewart! :evil:

she could probably get my whites whiter. Which reminds me... damn laundry :|

<Psychiatrist>And how does that make you feel?

that I have to get started with my laundry. Does brown count as a white or color?
 

Parrotheader

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Sadly, I know what you mean.

I thought she was the goofiest person on the planet the first couple times I saw the show. And she very well may be. But her incessant cheerfulness (and the fact that she has a pretty hot body) just beats you senseless and wears you down over time and eventually you're drawn in like a mindless zombie.
 

new2AMD

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Originally posted by: Parrotheader
Sadly, I know what you mean.

I thought she was the goofiest person on the planet the first couple times I saw the show. And she very well may be. But her incessant cheerfulness (and the fact that she has a pretty hot body) just beats you senseless and wears you down over time and eventually you're drawn in like a mindless zombie.

agreed
 

Spike

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lol, she's the hotel lady! I remember getting a little warmer when she was shown getting a massage... definitly cute but I'm not sure about any more than that,
 

jdini76

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Man, this is almost as bad a pleasuring yourself to the women's section in the Sears catalog.
 

pclstyle

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Originally posted by: jdini76
Man, this is almost as bad a pleasuring yourself to the women's section in the Sears catalog.

psh... who does that?

[discreetly slides catalogue back into drawer]
 

dr150

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Samantha has this very accessible, organic personality.

She'd be a GREAT lay! :D
 

PricklyPete

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Originally posted by: jdini76
Man, this is almost as bad a pleasuring yourself to the women's section in the Sears catalog.

LOL...I knew those catalogs had a reason.
 

JoeKing

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Originally posted by: jdini76
Man, this is almost as bad a pleasuring yourself to the women's section in the Sears catalog.

hey, you've gotta work with what's available in a pinch :cool: