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Damn, I just ran over a ten year old on my street

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Well, if you didn't see the kid like I didn't see the cat, I suppose we'll just call it a tragedy and move on. But it sounds like you hit the kid intentionally. Not very nice.

Oh, and I didn't say it was the cat's fault for getting hit. If it was a kid, I still would have hit him. Fortunately, it was not a kid who was running in front of my tire on a dark road at 2 in the morning. And I wasn't speeding.

But no, none of that matters, because you're trying to make me look as inhumane as possible while stretching the facts. You shouldn't let your short-sightedness set you off so much, imo.
 
Man, my street at home has these retarded skateborders that SET UP A FREAKIN RAIL in the middle of the damn street, and are freakin annoying

G'job running the bastard over (not really, but get out the damn street ya bastard kids! 😛)
 
Originally posted by: xirtam
Well, if you didn't see the kid like I didn't see the cat, I suppose we'll just call it a tragedy and move on. But it sounds like you hit the kid intentionally. Not very nice.

Oh, and I didn't say it was the cat's fault for getting hit. If it was a kid, I still would have hit him. Fortunately, it was not a kid who was running in front of my tire on a dark road at 2 in the morning. And I wasn't speeding.

But no, none of that matters, because you're trying to make me look as inhumane as possible while stretching the facts. You shouldn't let your short-sightedness set you off so much, imo.
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Sure it was exaggeration, but that is to be expected when you are cold hearted bastard like you and me. Except I hate kids and not cats.
 
Originally posted by: Skoorb
Your neighborhood is full of kids. Man I run over them ALL the time out there. It's nuts. I've had to replace the radiator because brain bits and blood were just caked in there and the damn thing was overheating.
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if your parents had bought you the mustang gt way back when you wouldn't be having this problem
 
Originally posted by: Millennium
I hate kids so I don't really care it just messed up my bumper. What kind of parent lets their 10 year old out on the street at 3PM? I freaking hate kids. They are useless. The cops are pretty cool about it because they hate kids too. I hope I don't get sued, but parent's don't take responsibility these days.

I drug the kid about 50 yards and he was making all kinds of weird noises. That is what he gets for being such a snot nosed bastard.
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you're an @$$hole
 
That sucks for the kid....too bad it wasn't a cat instead. I think all kids should have a cat/kitten suit that they wear outside for protection. If you fall down, no biggie you don't skin your knee you just skin up the cat a little. If you get hit by Millennium driving his car, the cat will take the brunt of the hit and you should be realatively unharmed. Sweet, I'm marketing it. And if one cat on your suit becomes worn out just replace it with a new one, all the parts are interchangable.

edited for spelling.
 
Originally posted by: Millennium
Originally posted by: Aceshigh
Streets are for cars. If they're not in a crosswalk they shouldn't be in the street.
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Exactly. They can play in the house or in their front yard. Once they come on the street they are fair game to get hit.
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Be quiet you was a kid before and bet you didnt play in the or yard all the time.
 
Originally posted by: BatmanNate


I had a neighbor at the last place I lived who was such a dumb fvcker, he had a deaf kid that he figured was okay to play in the road without his supervision so he just put up signs that said "SLOW DEAF CHILDREN AT PLAY" and he would get pissed if anyone drove fast. If I had a deaf kid there's no way in hell they'd be allowed to play in the road, that is just so bloody obvious of an accident waiting to happen.
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The answer to this is so obvious.

Tear down his sign and put up your own sign that reads:

"SLOW: NEGLIGENT PARENTS OF A DEAF CHILD ALLOW HIM TO PLAY IN THE STREET!"

I'd do it.
 
Originally posted by: BmXStuD
Originally posted by: Millennium
Originally posted by: Aceshigh
Streets are for cars. If they're not in a crosswalk they shouldn't be in the street.
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Exactly. They can play in the house or in their front yard. Once they come on the street they are fair game to get hit.
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Be quiet you was a kid before and bet you didnt play in the or yard all the time.
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I did. I grew up in a suburb of LA on a five lane street. If you played in my steeet, you got hit.
 
Anyone who didn't realize this thread was a joke from the get-go needs to don the asshat.

As for me - I think this was one of the funniest threads EVAR.
 
With my BIG SUV, I run over anything on the road. In fact, I'll swerve just to hit something that's off to the side.
 
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