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eminemrh25

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Well, my friend Damir has gotten into trouble for doing burnouts, driving like a retard, and for doing donuts in my lawn.. My mom thinks I will learn from his mistakes and I did..

But, my sister gave me her piece of crap car today, and she gave me the keys. It wouldn't start, so me and my friends Simon and Dennis were messing with the engine and we got it running. Well, Simon loves to mess around in cars and is a good driver so I let him take it for a drive. Well, simon did a couple burnouts, took off down the street and did a U turn hella fast while using the E brake. He made it fine, nothing wrong..

Then Dennis wanted to drive, I said Ok, He tried to turn around, but drove into my neighbors lawn! It went in only about 2 feet, but it is still HELLA bad. He turned around and did a burn out on the way back, so there is a skid mark running from there to here!!

If their lawn was crappy, it wouldn't matter, but there lawn is PERFECT! They spend tons of money on making it look nice, ect...

So what I did, was make it look like I was washing cars and sprayed some water on the skid marks

What is the worst that can happen?
 
mrSHEiK124

mrSHEiK124

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Originally posted by: eminemrh25
Well, my friend Damir has gotten into trouble for doing burnouts, driving like a retard, and for doing donuts in my lawn.. My mom thinks I will learn from his mistakes and I did..

But, my sister gave me her piece of crap car today, and she gave me the keys. It wouldn't start, so me and my friends Simon and Dennis were messing with the engine and we got it running. Well, Simon loves to mess around in cars and is a good driver so I let him take it for a drive. Well, simon did a couple burnouts, took off down the street and did a U turn hella fast while using the E brake. He made it fine, nothing wrong..

Then Dennis wanted to drive, I said Ok, He tried to turn around, but drove into my neighbors lawn! It went in only about 2 feet, but it is still HELLA bad. He turned around and did a burn out on the way back, so there is a skid mark running from there to here!!

If their lawn was crappy, it wouldn't matter, but there lawn is PERFECT! They spend tons of money on making it look nice, ect...

So what I did, was make it look like I was washing cars and sprayed some water on the skid marks

What is the worst that can happen?
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You and your buddies must go to a federal PMITA prison for the next eleventy billion years. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
 
skyking

skyking

Lifer
Nov 21, 2001
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Take this as a lesson: Don't Sh!t in your own nest. Don't fsck around in your own neighborhood.
It will bite you in the ass every freaking time, I swear.
 
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CarpeDeo

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Feb 10, 2000
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Just be honest with your neighbors and fess up.

Covering up the truth and trying to deceive your neighbors as to what really happened = lack of integrity.
 
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BigJ

Lifer
Nov 18, 2001
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Destruction of property.
Reckless Driving.
Illegal U-turn.
Speeding.

Need I continue?
Fvck it, M4H has me continuing ;)

Exhibition of Speed.
Noise Violation.
 
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Eli

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Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: BigJ
Destruction of property.
Wreckless Driving.
Illegal U-turn.
Speeding.

Need I continue?
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Burnout != speeding.

 
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BigJ

Lifer
Nov 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: BigJ
Destruction of property.
Wreckless Driving.
Illegal U-turn.
Speeding.

Need I continue?
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Burnout != speeding.
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If they were doing all this stuff in a residential neighborhood, I'm sure they're guilty of at least all the crimes listed there.

1, 2, and 3 can all be proven by looking at the tire marks.
 
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MercenaryForHire

Lifer
Jan 31, 2002
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Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: BigJ
Destruction of property.
Wreckless Driving.
Illegal U-turn.
Speeding.

Need I continue?
Click to expand...
Burnout != speeding.
Click to expand...

If they were doing all this stuff in a residential neighborhood, I'm sure they're guilty of at least all the crimes listed there.

1, 2, and 3 can all be proven by looking at the tire marks.
Click to expand...

Burnout is generally covered under EOS (Exhibition of Speed) ...

- M4H
 
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BigJ

Lifer
Nov 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: BigJ
Destruction of property.
Wreckless Driving.
Illegal U-turn.
Speeding.

Need I continue?
Click to expand...
Burnout != speeding.
Click to expand...

If they were doing all this stuff in a residential neighborhood, I'm sure they're guilty of at least all the crimes listed there.

1, 2, and 3 can all be proven by looking at the tire marks.
Click to expand...

Burnout is generally covered under EOS (Exhibition of Speed) ...

- M4H
Click to expand...

I'll add that onto my original list.
 
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MercenaryForHire

Lifer
Jan 31, 2002
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Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: BigJ
Destruction of property.
Wreckless Driving.
Illegal U-turn.
Speeding.

Need I continue?
Click to expand...
Burnout != speeding.
Click to expand...

If they were doing all this stuff in a residential neighborhood, I'm sure they're guilty of at least all the crimes listed there.

1, 2, and 3 can all be proven by looking at the tire marks.
Click to expand...

Burnout is generally covered under EOS (Exhibition of Speed) ...

- M4H
Click to expand...

I'll add that onto my original list.
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Slap on a noise violation while you're at it, they tend to throw those on too. :D

- M4H
 
jlee

jlee

Lifer
Sep 12, 2001
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Originally posted by: BigJ
Destruction of property.
Wreckless Driving.
Illegal U-turn.
Speeding.
Exhibition of Speed.

Need I continue?
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What's wrong with that?
:p
 
BlueWeasel

BlueWeasel

Lifer
Jun 2, 2000
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Picturing Damir, Simon, and Dennis doing what the OP described, in his own yard no less, has been my chuckle for the day. :)
 
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Wingznut

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Dec 28, 1999
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Yeah, it's time to get some new friends... Obviously, they don't give a rat's ass what happens to you, or your sister's car, or your neighbor's property.

Sounds like a great bunch of guys. :roll:
 
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Greenman

Lifer
Oct 15, 1999
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Stop saying hella, get some new friends, and MAN UP. What the hell is wrong with you? Go tell your neighbors what happened, offer to pay for the damage or repair the lawn yourself.
 
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