Damn cops....

[Frosty3799]

That ... was AWESOME

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: bthorny

Originally posted by: toant103

Originally posted by: ThePresence
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5
minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing
a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a
guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having bald tires!!

So I called him a horse sh|t. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around
the corner.

Can they give you a ticket for bald tires?

yes, if the tread in certain spots is less than something like 1/8 of an inch I think

So they come by with a ruler and measure it????

 

[Spooner]

Hahahahhaha............... i liked it

 

[Rallispec]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: bthorny

Originally posted by: toant103

Originally posted by: ThePresence
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5
minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing
a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a
guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having bald tires!!

So I called him a horse sh|t. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around
the corner.

Can they give you a ticket for bald tires?

yes, if the tread in certain spots is less than something like 1/8 of an inch I think

So they come by with a ruler and measure it????

maybe they do the quarter trick. if the tread goes past washington's chin, then you're okay. (i think thats what it is at least.)

 

[ObiDon]

Originally posted by: Rallispec

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: bthorny

Originally posted by: toant103

Originally posted by: ThePresence
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5
minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing
a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a
guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having bald tires!!

So I called him a horse sh|t. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around
the corner.

Can they give you a ticket for bald tires?

yes, if the tread in certain spots is less than something like 1/8 of an inch I think

So they come by with a ruler and measure it????

maybe they do the quarter trick. if the tread goes past washington's chin, then you're okay. (i think thats what it is at least.)

Penny/Lincoln's head

Have you ever thought about what would happen if you hit some gravel/oil/water in the road and had slicks on your car? I lost a Porsche that way. :Q

 

[Rallispec]

Originally posted by: ObiDon

Originally posted by: Rallispec

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: bthorny

Originally posted by: toant103

Originally posted by: ThePresence
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5
minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing
a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a
guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having bald tires!!

So I called him a horse sh|t. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around
the corner.

Can they give you a ticket for bald tires?

yes, if the tread in certain spots is less than something like 1/8 of an inch I think

So they come by with a ruler and measure it????

maybe they do the quarter trick. if the tread goes past washington's chin, then you're okay. (i think thats what it is at least.)

Penny/Lincoln's head

Have you ever thought about what would happen if you hit some gravel/oil/water in the road and had slicks on your car? I lost a Porsche that way. :Q

but as long as the asphalt is good, dry, and clean, you're set.


so you actually lost a porsche like that?! damn that sucks. what kind was it?

 

[eplebnista]

Originally posted by: Citrix

 

[Amused]

 

[Freejack2]

Heh, cute but I'll never try it. More than likely the officer would just arrest me for harassing him.

 

[stev0]

Originally posted by: eplebnista

Originally posted by: Citrix