Damn cops....

ThePresence · Sep 10, 2002

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5
minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing
a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a
guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having bald tires!!

So I called him a horse sh|t. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around
the corner.

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justint · Sep 10, 2002

Originally posted by: ThePresence
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5
minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing
a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a
guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having bald tires!!

So I called him a horse sh|t. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around
the corner.

Are you serious??

ThePresence · Sep 10, 2002

Originally posted by: justint

Originally posted by: ThePresence
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5
minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing
a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a
guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having bald tires!!

So I called him a horse sh|t. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around
the corner.

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Are you serious??

No, and I seriously hope you aren't either.

Aves · Sep 10, 2002

lmfao!

Rudee · Sep 10, 2002

Heard this joke several times now.

StattlichPassat · Sep 10, 2002

Holy crap!! ROTFLOL!!!!!

Lonyo · Sep 10, 2002

That should so be done whenever you see a cop

LeStEr · Sep 10, 2002

Hahah I wish that was real.

hollowman · Sep 10, 2002

lmao

Mr.IncrediblyBored · Sep 10, 2002

Imported · Sep 10, 2002

LOL

:Q

UberDave · Sep 10, 2002

Originally posted by: KnightBreed
:Q

Czar · Sep 10, 2002

jadinolf · Sep 10, 2002

Originally posted by: Lonyo
That should so be done whenever you see a cop

As long as it's not

YOUR car.

DAWeinG · Sep 10, 2002

RaySun2Be · Sep 10, 2002

LOL!

Had something similar happen to me. Me and 2 buds were in my car, late at night, got pulled over by 2 cops. They are checking us out, we are standing at the back of my car, when this long haired, hippy looking, raggedy dressed guy walks up and starts asking the cops why they're hassling us. He starts ranting and raving about the f*cking pigs, ought to just leave us alone. Dasm pigs this, we have rights, friggin cops are nazis, on and on! :Q:Q

My friends and I are starting to freak out, thinking...go away, we don't need any help, we were clean, hadn't been drinking or anything, so we don't need anyone to piss off the cops and get us hauled to jail.

As this guy goes off on the two cops, I noticed a handset in his back pocket when his jacket popped up as he was waving his arms around. :Q

I finally figured out it was an undercover cop putting on a scene to get to us, or giving his friends a hard time. After a few minutes, he drops the charade, asks if they need any help, then wanders off.

*whew*

Cyberian · Sep 10, 2002

Good one!!

ThePresence · Sep 11, 2002

Originally posted by: RaySun2Be
LOL!

Had something similar happen to me. Me and 2 buds were in my car, late at night, got pulled over by 2 cops. They are checking us out, we are standing at the back of my car, when this long haired, hippy looking, raggedy dressed guy walks up and starts asking the cops why they're hassling us. He starts ranting and raving about the f*cking pigs, ought to just leave us alone. Dasm pigs this, we have rights, friggin cops are nazis, on and on! :Q:Q

My friends and I are starting to freak out, thinking...go away, we don't need any help, we were clean, hadn't been drinking or anything, so we don't need anyone to piss off the cops and get us hauled to jail.

As this guy goes off on the two cops, I noticed a handset in his back pocket when his jacket popped up as he was waving his arms around. :Q

I finally figured out it was an undercover cop putting on a scene to get to us, or giving his friends a hard time. After a few minutes, he drops the charade, asks if they need any help, then wanders off.

*whew*

Eh, he was prolly just having a good time with his buddies.

yakko · Sep 11, 2002

hahahaha

toant103 · Sep 11, 2002

Originally posted by: ThePresence
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5
minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing
a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a
guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having bald tires!!

So I called him a horse sh|t. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around
the corner.

Can they give you a ticket for bald tires?

Kerouactivist · Sep 11, 2002

Originally posted by: toant103

Originally posted by: ThePresence
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5
minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing
a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a
guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for having bald tires!!

So I called him a horse sh|t. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third
ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around
the corner.

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Can they give you a ticket for bald tires?

yes, if the tread in certain spots is less than something like 1/8 of an inch I think

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