Damn Cat!

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Anyone want a long haired, 17 pound, attention whore, black cat? I'll stuff him in a box and mail him to ya. He just spilled my beer all over my keyboard. Luckily, I have a back up that's waterproof. I'm taking back his Christmas present.

 

[dougp]

Anyone want a long haired, 17 pound, attention whore, black cat? I'll stuff him in a box and mail him to ya. He just spilled my beer all over my keyboard. Luckily, I have a back up that's waterproof. I'm taking back his Christmas present.

You have waterproof beer? whoa! :awe:

 

[PieIsAwesome]

I may be interested.

BTW, does anyone have a large pot for sale? Something that can, say, boil a 17 lb or so piece of meat?

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

When water gets near my beer, it runs away.

 

[D1gger]

I may be interested.

BTW, does anyone have a large pot for sale? Something that can, say, boil a 17 lb or so piece of meat?

Boiled pussy smells bad, I suggest you eat it fresh.

 

[Greenman]

You have waterproof beer? whoa! :awe:

No you idiot, the cat's waterproof.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

My dog is FS actually too.

Apparently, while we were sleeping last night she got into the garbage and ate a fuck ton of chocolate from my gf's baking adventures yesterday. Puked over 30x, had some seizures, and not I have to spend my xmas weekend steam cleaning my carpets.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

I also got a pair of beer soaked jeans if anyone's interested. Damn cat!

 

[KeithTalent]

I also got a pair of beer soaked jeans if anyone's interested. Damn cat!

Only if they come with you still in them! :awe:

KT

 

[DrPizza]

I also got a pair of beer soaked jeans if anyone's interested. Damn cat!

Well, are your jeans made of hand woven denim, with real indigo dye (whatever the hell that is), and pure copper rivets, and platinum thread?

 

[JulesMaximus]

My dog is FS actually too.

Apparently, while we were sleeping last night she got into the garbage and ate a fuck ton of chocolate from my gf's baking adventures yesterday. Puked over 30x, had some seizures, and not I have to spend my xmas weekend steam cleaning my carpets.

Chocolate is really bad for dogs. Unfortunately, they are too fucking stupid to know this so they usually eat it anyway.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

I'm waiting to see how long his cowering in the corner lasts. He better not stick his nose out too soon.

KeithTalent, I didn't know you swung that way.

DrPizza, they're Tommy Hilfiger for those who care about such things. I got em at the used clothing store for $5

 

[PsiStar]

I love cats. I love dogs.

If I were single, their names would be Stupid, Damn, & F'king.

I love cats. I love dogs.
I love cats. I love dogs.
I love cats. I love dogs.
I love cats. I love dogs.
I love cats. I love dogs.
I love cats. I love dogs.
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I love cats. I love dogs.
I love cats. I love dogs.
I love cats. I love dogs.
I love cats. I love dogs.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

I love cats. I love dogs.

If I were single, their names would be Stupid, Damn, & F'king.

I love cats. I love dogs.
I love cats. I love dogs.
I love cats. I love dogs.
I love cats. I love dogs.
I love cats. I love dogs.
I love cats. I love dogs.
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I love cats. I love dogs.
I love cats. I love dogs.
I love cats. I love dogs.
I love cats. I love dogs.

I got Stupid and Damn, F'king and Psycho died awhile back.

 

[rasczak]

i'll top magnus and pay you to take mine away.

 

[RedRooster]

Come on, you know you'll miss him when he dies. He's just trying to love you. Poor ol fella.

 

[PsiStar]

Another name I have thought about, but not uttered, is "pig" short for "pig skin" aka football & thinking about the fence in the back yard ... as my leg gets punctured by kitty wanting attention. Not "up", just attention.

I have started grabbing him up & holding him on his back in my lap. He initially struggles & squirms but never stops purring ... then settles. Then I get up & walk around ... he totally hates that ... while he purrs ... and squirms.

 

[Raincity]

It just wants to be your buddy.

 

[PsiStar]

I guess ... they knead us

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Anyone want a long haired, 17 pound, attention whore, black cat? I'll stuff him in a box and mail him to ya. He just spilled my beer all over my keyboard. Luckily, I have a back up that's waterproof. I'm taking back his Christmas present.

Is his name Steve Jobs?

 

[dawp]

aw man, he just wanted to share your beer.

 

[Wyndru]

Bath tub or large sink, water and hair dryer.

For the keyboard, not the cat...