Dammit stupid fvcking roommate

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iamtrout

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You guys might remember my past post about my roommmate.

Summing up my roommate:
Hates the smell of my cooking. Like pot roast. And baked chicken.

I come home with ingredients for pot roast. I'm hungry. Long day. My pot roast recipe:

Beef Arm Roast
Baby Carrots
Red Potatoes
Celery
Beef Gravy and Stock
Onion Powder
Paprika

Put roast and gravy and stock in pressure cooker for 30 minutes. Put in veggies and spices. Cook for another 30 minutes. Done.

I also cook rice in my rice cooker.

Roommate gets back halfway through cooking with her friend. Knocks on my door and says, "How long is your thing going to cook for?"
"30 more minutes."
"Could you immediately put it in the fridge after it's done?"
":roll: Sure...."

After 30 minutes I get down there, notice that the door is WIDE open to vent out the "odors," put the roast in the fridge and go do something with a buddy for a couple of hours. Come back, take out and reheat the pot roast, take rice out of the cooker, noticing that there is a Glade Plugin right above the cooker.

Heat the rice, combine with pot roast, taste it, and it's absolutely INFUSED with strong Hawaiian glade plugin odor. The oil from the plugin had been dripping into the cooker!

Throw out the food, tell my roommate that her air freshener dripped into my cooker, and she replies in the most monotone, uncaring voice, "Oh. Sorry. [pause, doesn't even turn her head back to look at me] I'll clean it for you."

I tell her to clean it and head upstairs.

Today I try again. Rice cooker is clean, but still has scent on it. Use palmolive to clean out the oil. Cook rice. Cooked rice STILL has odor in it.

WTF. I hardly ever call a woman a bitch, but jesus fvcking christ what a fvcking bitch.
 
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Yossarian

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I had a roommate like that once. She was just awful. I had a sub from subway one time and there were a couple onions left in the paper. She freaked out because she could smell them in the trash. Don't even get me started on the banana incident.
 
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iamtrout

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Nov 21, 2001
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Originally posted by: Yossarian
I had a roommate like that once. She was just awful. I had a sub from subway one time and there were a couple onions left in the paper. She freaked out because she could smell them in the trash. Don't even get me started on the banana incident.
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What'd you do? WTF was her malfunction?
 
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Feldenak

Lifer
Jan 31, 2003
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Originally posted by: iamtrout
Originally posted by: Yossarian
I had a roommate like that once. She was just awful. I had a sub from subway one time and there were a couple onions left in the paper. She freaked out because she could smell them in the trash. Don't even get me started on the banana incident.
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What'd you do?
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There's a reason he's not mentioning the "banana incident" ;)
 
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BooGiMaN

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Jul 5, 2001
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was she in some kind of freak accident involving radioactive waste that caused her to have super human smell?

turn the tables on her...rub some onion on her pillow and blankets...

hide a banana peel in her room...



 
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cavemanmoron

Lifer
Mar 13, 2001
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Buy a house.

Live alone, cook like you want to;
walk around in boxers, tee shirts and socks,LOL.

Like I do.
:sun:

Originally posted by: iamtrout
You guys might remember my past post about my roommmate.

Summing up my roommate:
Hates the smell of my cooking. Like pot roast. And baked chicken.

I come home with ingredients for pot roast. I'm hungry. Long day. My pot roast recipe:

Beef Arm Roast
Baby Carrots
Red Potatoes
Celery
Beef Gravy and Stock
Onion Powder
Paprika

Put roast and gravy and stock in pressure cooker for 30 minutes. Put in veggies and spices. Cook for another 30 minutes. Done.

I also cook rice in my rice cooker.

Roommate gets back halfway through cooking with her friend. Knocks on my door and says, "How long is your thing going to cook for?"
"30 more minutes."
"Could you immediately put it in the fridge after it's done?"
":roll: Sure...."

After 30 minutes I get down there, notice that the door is WIDE open to vent out the "odors," put the roast in the fridge and go do something with a buddy for a couple of hours. Come back, take out and reheat the pot roast, take rice out of the cooker, noticing that there is a Glade Plugin right above the cooker.

Heat the rice, combine with pot roast, taste it, and it's absolutely INFUSED with strong Hawaiian glade plugin odor. The oil from the plugin had been dripping into the cooker!

Throw out the food, tell my roommate that her air freshener dripped into my cooker, and she replies in the most monotone, uncaring voice, "Oh. Sorry. [pause, doesn't even turn her head back to look at me] I'll clean it for you."

I tell her to clean it and head upstairs.

Today I try again. Rice cooker is clean, but still has scent on it. Use palmolive to clean out the oil. Cook rice. Cooked rice STILL has odor in it.

WTF. I hardly ever call a woman a bitch, but jesus fvcking christ what a fvcking bitch.
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fitzov

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Just come home all wasted, play some loud music, and throw-up all over the place.
 
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