Dammit, I am a failure as a pothead

[MikeMike]

will someone please throw me a damn lighter? i cant smoke this bowl without one... fuck

 

[murphy55d]

:roll:

 

[Newbian]

Just eat it and see what happens.

 

[Farang]

knife hit

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: murphy55d
:roll:

This.

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: Newbian
Just eat it and see what happens.

nothing happens, your body does not break it down without it being absorbed into an already fatty substance, such as oil, or butter...

 

[CRXican]

serves you right

 

[UberNeuman]

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
Dammit, I am a failure.

Yes.

 

[slayer202]

you dont have a stove or anything to light a fire?

 

[Atheus]

Originally posted by: Farang
knife hit

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: Atheus

Originally posted by: Farang
knife hit

wtf is a knife hit...

and someone please tell me how the hell i can light a bowl with a stove?

ahhah, google ftw

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Got a match? Set some cloth alight and use that? I've been in this situation before - it's a shocking realization to not have a lighter.

 

[AreaCode707]

Countdown to lock?

 

[scott916]

Heat the blades up on the stove, take a small piece of nug, press together, inhale, repeat. 🙂

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: scott916
Heat the blades up on the stove, take a small piece of nug, press together, inhale, repeat. 🙂

yea, i found that... but i will try that with some hash whenever i get that stuff...

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE

Originally posted by: scott916
Heat the blades up on the stove, take a small piece of nug, press together, inhale, repeat. 🙂

yea, i found that... but i will try that with some hash whenever i get that stuff...

bongloads of hash with a hot stick > knife hits

 

[Farang]

I wonder if you could just shove the knife into the bowl

 

[HannibalX]

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
will someone please throw me a damn lighter? i cant smoke this bowl without one... fuck

Set your house on fire.

 

[OCGuy]

Like, its 4:20 brah! Faar out maaaaaan!

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: iFX

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
will someone please throw me a damn lighter? i cant smoke this bowl without one... fuck

Set your house on fire.

with the lighter i have? epic fail.

I also do not know if i agree with your sig... FGB is good, but INO was amazing... and ther is one hell of a price difference iirc

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE

Originally posted by: iFX

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
will someone please throw me a damn lighter? i cant smoke this bowl without one... fuck

Set your house on fire.

with the lighter i have? epic fail.

No, with the stove and some newspapers or magazines laying around.

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: iFX

Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
will someone please throw me a damn lighter? i cant smoke this bowl without one... fuck

Set your house on fire.

What if he has kids in his shower?

 

[mxyzptlk]

just go to the nearest liquor store/corner market/bodega/whatever you call them in your neighborhood and get a bic for a buck fiddy..

 

[MikeMike]

Originally posted by: mxyzptlk
just go to the nearest liquor store/corner market/bodega/whatever you call them in your neighborhood and get a bic for a buck fiddy..

buck fiddy? i can probably go to the local store and he will give me one...

 

[mxyzptlk]

yea, they rape at my store 🙁

Still, a walk and some fresh air will do you well anyway.