Daily News: Killed her, drank her blood..

Cal166

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This is one Fvsk up story about A baby-faced murder suspect has confessed to the Daily News that he stomped a hooker to death in a cocaine-fueled frenzy, drank her blood and then dumped her body in the woods.

This guy is dumb as hell: Cerf, a sex offender from Bergenfield, N.J., was arrested in November after being caught speeding in victim Flor Andrade's car.

Link To Daily News Article
 

iwearnosox

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Originally posted by: chiwawa626
I think iwearnosox is going to mad you stole his weird-news-reporter title :)

I'm holding back, don't make me unleash the MOAW!

(Mother of all weirdness.)
 

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"This is the first time I've ever killed anybody," Perry Cerf, 20, said in an exclusive interview at the Bergen County Jail.

Thought that was kinda funny...
 

Cal166

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Originally posted by: dude8604
"This is the first time I've ever killed anybody," Perry Cerf, 20, said in an exclusive interview at the Bergen County Jail.

Thought that was kinda funny...


"I think I deserve a sentence of one degree or another. It wasn't fair she died," he said.

"After I dumped the body, I felt like the biggest piece of crap on the Earth," he said.

"Oh yeah, who the f--- thinks that they have the right to ban smoking in BARS! I mean, banning cigar smoking is one thing, but ALL smoking! That person should get shot."

"I am French. My people are from Alsace-Lorraine. I am infuriated by your continuing willingness to print derogatory statements about my country and my people."
 

Fausto

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You'd think a story like this would get some national attention, yet the only link I could find is the NYDN article.

Is this story real, or tabloid BS?
 

toant103

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Originally posted by: Cal166
This is one Fvsk up story about A baby-faced murder suspect has confessed to the Daily News that he stomped a hooker to death in a cocaine-fueled frenzy, drank her blood and then dumped her body in the woods.

This guy is dumb as hell: Cerf, a sex offender from Bergenfield, N.J., was arrested in November after being caught speeding in victim Flor Andrade's car.

Link To Daily News Article

why does he have to drank her blood?
 

Oakenfold

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"This is the first time I've ever killed anybody,"
At this time warning bells should be going off in your head...
Uh right, like we are going to believe this LOSER.

He's got a 200K trust fund to boot, hope the victim's family get's every penny.
 

Wag

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Why did that transvestite order a female prostitute? Weird.
Transvestites only wear women's clothes, they are not neccessarily gay.
 

Amused

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Originally posted by: Vadatajs
Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
47 year old prostitute?

And her family is suing. That's bullsh1t.

Why is it bullsh!t? Are prostitute's lives worthless? Do you not think she provided an income for her family?

You know, not all lawsuits are frivolous. Most of all, not lawsuits against someone who murdered a family memeber of yours.
 

Arkitech

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"Let it be known: I am Lucifer's Maiden servant, sent to earth born of sin, to bring suffering and pain, darkness and evil."


by far one of the wierdest statements I've read this year
 

Arkitech

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Originally posted by: DeafeningSilence
I don't know what to think of that newspaper. It's strange.

If you're referring to the cover story its kind of interesting


Fooling - but no filling

A hole lot of nothing from pothole crew

By RALPH R. ORTEGA and DAVE GOLDINER
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS


After a trip to the deli, the crew fills a pothole in Brighton Beach.

What pothole crisis?
The city is suffering through its worst pothole season in recent memory - but you wouldn't know it by watching one highway repair crew at work.

A group of poky patchers from Truck 140D spent just two hours of their workday filling holes - a far cry from the eight hours for which they were paid, a Daily News investigation found.

Instead, a News reporter watched as the four-man Brooklyn crew:


Was on the clock for two hours before fixing its first pothole.

Stopped three times for food - killing almost an hour.

Went to the bank.

Shopped at a men's clothing store.

Drove around aimlessly - even stopping at two houses, including the home of one of the workers.

Had time for one worker to talk constantly on his cell phone.
Their leisurely workday came while the city is in an uproar over the horrible condition of the roads - with hundreds of complaints pouring in from News readers.