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"Daddy, how was I born?"

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Nickyct

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Someone sent me this joke..it's kind of cute.

One day, a little boy asked his daddy, "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father replied, "Ah, my son, I guess you'll need to find out one day anyway.
Well, you see, your mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little popup appeared and said:
You've got male.
 
that has to be the most pathetic joke with way too many computer-related allusions that don't make any sense. here's one:

two guys are sitting at a bar. the first guy turns to the second guy and says, "i'll bet you $1000 that i can piss all over those tables and chairs, and the bar tender will just laugh." the second guy agrees to the bet. the first guy proceeds to urinate all around the tables and chairs. sure enough, the bartender can't stop laughing. the second guy grudgingly writes a check for a thousand dollars and leaves. a third guy, who witnessed the entire situation, asks, "why was the bartender laughing when you were pissing all over his tables?" the first guy replies, "i bet the bartender $500 dollars that i can piss into that mug on the table from over here."
 
Originally posted by: jhu
that has to be the most pathetic joke with way too many computer-related allusions that don't make any sense. here's one:

two guys are sitting at a bar. the first guy turns to the second guy and says, "i'll bet you $1000 that i can piss all over those tables and chairs, and the bar tender will just laugh." the second guy agrees to the bet. the first guy proceeds to urinate all around the tables and chairs. sure enough, the bartender can't stop laughing. the second guy grudgingly writes a check for a thousand dollars and leaves. a third guy, who witnessed the entire situation, asks, "why was the bartender laughing when you were pissing all over his tables?" the first guy replies, "i bet the bartender $500 dollars that i can piss into that mug on the table from over here."
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Yeah...I've seen Desperado too.
 
Originally posted by: KillyKillall
Originally posted by: jhu
that has to be the most pathetic joke with way too many computer-related allusions that don't make any sense. here's one:

two guys are sitting at a bar. the first guy turns to the second guy and says, "i'll bet you $1000 that i can piss all over those tables and chairs, and the bar tender will just laugh." the second guy agrees to the bet. the first guy proceeds to urinate all around the tables and chairs. sure enough, the bartender can't stop laughing. the second guy grudgingly writes a check for a thousand dollars and leaves. a third guy, who witnessed the entire situation, asks, "why was the bartender laughing when you were pissing all over his tables?" the first guy replies, "i bet the bartender $500 dollars that i can piss into that mug on the table from over here."
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Yeah...I've seen Desperado too.
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/me pulls out Deagle.
 
Originally posted by: jhu
that has to be the most pathetic joke with way too many computer-related allusions that don't make any sense. here's one:

two guys are sitting at a bar. the first guy turns to the second guy and says, "i'll bet you $1000 that i can piss all over those tables and chairs, and the bar tender will just laugh." the second guy agrees to the bet. the first guy proceeds to urinate all around the tables and chairs. sure enough, the bartender can't stop laughing. the second guy grudgingly writes a check for a thousand dollars and leaves. a third guy, who witnessed the entire situation, asks, "why was the bartender laughing when you were pissing all over his tables?" the first guy replies, "i bet the bartender $500 dollars that i can piss into that mug on the table from over here."
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Ok, so the guy just lost 500 dollars. That's good thinking!
 
Originally posted by: chuckywang
Originally posted by: jhu
that has to be the most pathetic joke with way too many computer-related allusions that don't make any sense. here's one:

two guys are sitting at a bar. the first guy turns to the second guy and says, "i'll bet you $1000 that i can piss all over those tables and chairs, and the bar tender will just laugh." the second guy agrees to the bet. the first guy proceeds to urinate all around the tables and chairs. sure enough, the bartender can't stop laughing. the second guy grudgingly writes a check for a thousand dollars and leaves. a third guy, who witnessed the entire situation, asks, "why was the bartender laughing when you were pissing all over his tables?" the first guy replies, "i bet the bartender $500 dollars that i can piss into that mug on the table from over here."
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Ok, so the guy just lost 500 dollars. That's good thinking!
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You're no good at teh math! ...the betting guy pissing won $500..the better who lost - lost $1000..the bartender made $500...no one lost 500.
 
Originally posted by: chuckywang
Originally posted by: jhu
that has to be the most pathetic joke with way too many computer-related allusions that don't make any sense. here's one:

two guys are sitting at a bar. the first guy turns to the second guy and says, "i'll bet you $1000 that i can piss all over those tables and chairs, and the bar tender will just laugh." the second guy agrees to the bet. the first guy proceeds to urinate all around the tables and chairs. sure enough, the bartender can't stop laughing. the second guy grudgingly writes a check for a thousand dollars and leaves. a third guy, who witnessed the entire situation, asks, "why was the bartender laughing when you were pissing all over his tables?" the first guy replies, "i bet the bartender $500 dollars that i can piss into that mug on the table from over here."
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Ok, so the guy just lost 500 dollars. That's good thinking!
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No, he made $500... Gained $1000 then lost $500 = Gain of $500... not bad :/
 
Originally posted by: chuckywang
Originally posted by: icejunkie
I'm gonna go commit suicide.
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You see, that's the difference between you and me. Where as you're gonna go commit suicide, I'm gonna go commit homicide.
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Whereas I'm gonna go commit omnicide.
 
Originally posted by: ribbon13
Originally posted by: chuckywang
Originally posted by: icejunkie
I'm gonna go commit suicide.
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You see, that's the difference between you and me. Where as you're gonna go commit suicide, I'm gonna go commit homicide.
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Whereas I'm gonna go commit omnicide.
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Originally posted by: icejunkie
Originally posted by: chuckywang
Originally posted by: jhu
that has to be the most pathetic joke with way too many computer-related allusions that don't make any sense. here's one:

two guys are sitting at a bar. the first guy turns to the second guy and says, "i'll bet you $1000 that i can piss all over those tables and chairs, and the bar tender will just laugh." the second guy agrees to the bet. the first guy proceeds to urinate all around the tables and chairs. sure enough, the bartender can't stop laughing. the second guy grudgingly writes a check for a thousand dollars and leaves. a third guy, who witnessed the entire situation, asks, "why was the bartender laughing when you were pissing all over his tables?" the first guy replies, "i bet the bartender $500 dollars that i can piss into that mug on the table from over here."
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Ok, so the guy just lost 500 dollars. That's good thinking!
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No, he made $500... Gained $1000 then lost $500 = Gain of $500... not bad :/
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Owned by both grammar and math nazis in the same thread. This has to be a record.
 
Originally posted by: jhu
that has to be the most pathetic joke with way too many computer-related allusions that don't make any sense. here's one:"
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I guess you're entitled to your own opionion. I thought it was kind of cute.


 
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