dammit i dont have HBO, but i did see him as Borat on Conan 2 nights ago, it went kinda like this:
Borat: High five for Sex Crime!
/conan reluctantly high-fives borat
Conan: No! No! I dont want to high-five sex crime!
(repeated high fives)
Borat: You can come to my house in kahzahstan.
Conan: oh thank you borat, thats very nice of you.
Borat: You can use my wife, she tight like a man's anus. (holds up hand in fist)
Conan(squirming)

h Borat we dont talk about things like that!
Borat:I want to make liquid explosion inside queen latifah!
Borat makes comment about Conan caging his wife so she wont get away
Borat:High five for Sex Crime??!
Borat: You are very funny man.
Conan: Thank you, thats very kind of you.
Borat: In Kazakhstan funny man have very big chhrrrom. (points at genitals)
Borat (to Conan): Let me touch your chhrrrom! I will not leave until i touch your chhrrom!
goddamn that was hilarious.