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Cyclists attack a driver

i almost ran over a long-haired euro-ish hippie cyclist today when leaving work

i was turning left at a 4 way and BOOM he is headed straight for me, in my lane

he didn't get over into the correct lane and stop, oh no. he just cut straight over to my right between my car and the sidewalk, then shot around the corner while narrowly avoiding another car sitting at that stop sign
 
Nah, cars would still kill each other and pedestrians. It's cars we need to get rid of.

No, you're wrong. Cyclists are scofflaws and a danger to everyone. Don't you know? When you step into a car you are temporarily granted saint hood. But when you hop on a bike, you are 1 step away from a serial killer pedophile rapist.

In fact, I'm pretty sure the one common thread between all murders/rapists/pedophiles is that they all owned a bike at one point in their lives.
 
I did once see a guy driving a bike on the walking path I was walking on, really fast, with no hands, and acted like I was in HIS way and gave me condescending looks. I wanted to kick him off his bike and into traffic lol. Another time my friend and I were walking on the sidewalk and a cyclist started honking his horn at us scaring the crap out of us even though he could have just biked on the bike path! There are definitely some idiot cyclists out there :awe:
 
Classic massholes, and the douchebag cyclist actually fell into the car, if you watched the video. Even the position of the bike will tell you so.

I don't know why the driver didn't just run him over for real, I'd have given her a medal for cleaning up the gene pool. Though I suspect that the cyclist is not the breeding type.

Edit: I'm still here for a few more days, let's see if I run into that douchebag on the road. I can see his face.
 
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Initial collision was the bikers fault. Too fucking easy to prove. After that when they got all panicky and threatening then the driver is absolutely entitled to flee for fear of their life. Hopefully they called the police in regards to being the victim of assault and held against their will.

I will NOT be detained by a crowd in my vehicle. Fuck that.
 
No, you're wrong. Cyclists are scofflaws and a danger to everyone. Don't you know? When you step into a car you are temporarily granted saint hood. But when you hop on a bike, you are 1 step away from a serial killer pedophile rapist.

In fact, I'm pretty sure the one common thread between all murders/rapists/pedophiles is that they all owned a bike at one point in their lives.

Gee, I think EVERYONE has owned a friggin bicycle at some point in their lives, that's about the dumbest post I've read in ages.
 
Initial collision was the bikers fault. Too fucking easy to prove. After that when they got all panicky and threatening then the driver is absolutely entitled to flee for fear of their life. Hopefully they called the police in regards to being the victim of assault and held against their will.

I will NOT be detained by a crowd in my vehicle. Fuck that.

Bikes have to follow the same rules of the road that cars do, these assholes start screaming then attacking her over her legal right to drive. They were on the wrong side of the road and had the "fuck you, wait till we pass" attitude. I would have LOL'ed if she plowed a few of them into the asphalt.
 
Not much different than the motorcycle gang thingy in New York where the guy just plows over the ciclists to get away from the mob.

Where's Sporadically Aware? You'd think he'd be all up in this thread.
 
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