Cycling For A Cause - Alaska to Panama by Bike

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EagleKeeper

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You are averaging about 120km per day.

How is that translating into average time on the road?

You seem to be getting going around 9-10 AM. How much daylight time are you allocating to find lodging when you stop?
 

lefenzy

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I have no idea about how fast cyclists can go, but if he did 20 km per hour, then it would be 6 hours of biking, which to me seems like a lot! But still leaves plenty of time to enjoy the trip.
 

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Day 89 ? The Day The Road Signs Lied ? 140.84 km
In the morning I unfortunately backtracked a little and ended up doing an additionally seven kilometers that I did not need to to. These have of course been removed from the total. I thought that I had to back out of the city onto the main road to get back on the highway, but it turns out there were two ways through the city. There was a road which went around the city and one which went right through it. I ended up backing up from the downtown area to the road around the city. I sure felt dumb afterwards, but what can you do?

On this road I saw a sign that informed that that Puerto Escondido was roughly 143 kilometers away. Approximately ten kilometers after this first sign I saw another sign which told me the city I was headed to was 160 kilometers away! No, I wasn't headed in the wrong direction or along the wrong road. I asked some locals how far it was between the two cities and they told me 175 kilometers! I nearly had a heart attack. This wouldn't be good as I would get to the city late and thus not be able to see anything.

No matter, I rode on. The miles just seemed to melt away today. The first two hours of the day were fairly rough with some steep hills, but other than that I was spoiled with rolling green hills and meadows. This allowed me to make great mileage without having to kill myself in the process.

I made it to Puerto Escondido, which literally means hidden port, at around 4:30 PM. Fortunately it was not 175 kilometers away but rather 140. This town is famous for it's great surfing. In fact, the owner of one of the restaurants here told me it is the #3 surfing spot in the world after Hawaii and Australia. In fact, the X-Games were hosted here last week! Waves of seven meters can be found here at times, and in really rough weather fifteen to sixteen meter waves are not unheard of. Today I saw waves which were three meters, and these are considered small for them!

I managed to find a cabana for rent for a mere $5. It may not be on the beach, but it's perfect for my needs. The bathrooms are shared, but at least I was given a towel, soap, and toilet paper! This time my cabana even has electricity, but since there is only one outlet I have to choose between my laptop and the fan. Since this cabana isn't exact airtight my bed has a huge mosquito net over it. It looks really girly and makes me feel like I'm sleeping beauty, but it really does work wonders!

Still having time to spare I set off to see the city. The beaches here really are quite something and the waves are simply unreal. There are many pleasant restaurants and bars in straw buildings along the coast. Away from the coast are the usual hotels and countless stalls filled with souvenirs. Overall it's a very pleasant town, one of those types of places in which you can simply kick back and relax.

I decided to eat in luxury today at a beach side restaurant. Dinner cost me $7, more than it cost for my room! The waiter here took my order in Spanish, then afterwards in perfectly English told me that my Spanish isn't too bad. He also got me to try some local chili peppers. At first it thought it was some type of candy. They were roughly the size of a green pea, but they were potentially lethal. It seems that spiciness is inversely proportional to size! I first ate half t to be same, and it didn't seem too bad. Being courageous I decided to try the other half, which turned out to be much spicier as it contained the seeds. It felt as if there were an inferno raging within my mouth. Let's just say that I won't be trying any more local chilies.

Day 90 ? Three Quarters! - 131.76 km
Today marks the three quarters point of my trip, seventy-five percent! It's quite amazing that I've made it this far, I must say that I am quite proud of myself. In order to congratulate myself I have patted myself on the back. Before I know it I'll be in Panama!

On the topic of today's road, quite simply rough. No longer was I spoiled by rolling green hills, but rather I was thrown into strenuous mountain climbs. I had never imagined that Mexico would be so mountainous. Fortunately since I am in excellent shape I am managing, otherwise I would probably die somewhere on the road side. The fact that it is terribly hot down here always makes life a little more challenging. Apart from being simply brutal the road was otherwise uneventful. I passed through several small villages where I was able to resupply on much needed cold beverages, but otherwise I was dying of boredom.

Salvation today came in the form of solidified water. While climbing and struggling up a hill in the middle of nowhere, I saw an older man pushing a cart full of 'palletas' down the hill. These are basically homemade Popsicles. I don't know what he was doing out here, but I tell you that a lemon flavored Popsicle has never tasted so good!

The original plan today was to make it to a small beach town a little ahead of where I am now. The downside of this was that it was four kilometers each way to get there! I instead opted to stay at a restaurant a little earlier along the road where they had several small rooms for rent. It turned out not to be such a bad idea! The restaurant is on a cliff side and provides an excellent view of the river, to which leads a private path. Unable to turn down such an opportunity I decided to go swimming in the river. Although not very deep and the color of mud, it was still quite a relaxing swim!

Day 91 ? Into Five Figures - 158.29 km
For the first half of today the road proved to be anything but easy. It wound up and down, left and right throughout countless hills. After I passed the point where I had bicycled 10,000 kilometers on my trip, I decided it was time to stop and celebrate, or at least relax! I stopped into a 'comedor', which is simply a cheap eatery. When I asked what they had to eat the answer was quite simple: chicken. When I asked if there was anything else, nope! Just chicken. So chicken it was. I guess from a positive point of view it makes ordering your food quite a simple matter.

Along the way I met the first traveling cyclists that I have met down here in Mexico. It was a couple from Brazil who was bicycling for Sao Paolo, to who knows where! Since they do not speak English, I was forced to fall back on my Spanish. I must say that I actually managed to carry out a decent conversation. I found out that they have been on the road for a year and a half now, as they take many stops along the way. They have bicycled 7,000 km from Sao Paolo to here in a year and a half, in contrast I have done 10,000 km in three months! It makes me look a little crazy I guess. They even gave me a few tips for my travels in Central America, namely that in Costa Rica and Panama it is possible to rent a room in a fire station for a very decent price. They claim these things are as nice as hotels and come equipped with television and even air conditioning!

The road fortunately flatted out significantly afterwards, however the strong winds proved to still provide a challenge. Although I had my wheel trued a little over a week and a half again, it was once again necessary. I noticed this about half way throughout the day, but decided I didn't want to spend a long time near the road fixing it myself. I instead opted to ride it out and fix it in the evening. Unfortunately the situation got worse and my tire was very lightly rubbing against my frame. Against all odds I made it to the city of Juchitan.

I decided to find a bicycle shop so they could fix this and thus make my life a little easier. While asking around on the street where I could find a bicycle shop a guy around my age pulled up beside me on a motor scooter. He introduced himself as 'Wilbur' and told me that he was a cyclist himself and thus offered to show me to the bicycle shop. When we got there he asked me if I had a hotel in town. When I told him I did not he told me that I could stay over at his place, and that of course he would get his mother to make me food. This was an offer simply too good to turn down!

While waiting for my bicycle to get fixed I got caught up in quite a bit of commotion. This Sunday elections are being held, and before I knew it I was in the middle of a political rally. Hundreds of people were walking down the street with flags and posters in hand waving frantically and chanting. At the head of the crowd was a line of cars proudly displaying posters as well as a mariachi band! It was quite crazy I must say, I can only imagine what happens here during a fiesta!

Finally with my wheel fixed and the rally over we headed over to Wilbur's house. Immediately his mom set out to make sure I was not hungry. She gave me a plate stacked full of enchiladas. I must say they were very good, but there was just so much of them! She then insisted that I clean up and told me that she would clean any clothes that I needed. The bathroom I must say was an attraction in itself. The shower was basically a pipe which came out of the wall several feet overhead. A toilet was present, but was not connected to a water pipe. Therefore flushing occurred manually using a bucket full of water. No matter, I managed to clean up just fine.

For the next while we simply sat around and lounged lazily. I was of course subject to plenty of questions. Definitely not the easiest thing in the world since my Spanish isn't exactly stellar. I also showed them some of the pictures from my trip. I found it quite interesting that the places they were interested in seeing where the places very close to them such as Acapulco and Puerto Escondido. As close as they may be to them, it seems they have never visited them. In return they showed me pictures of their wild fiestas, traditional dances, as well as their regional costumes. I was even presented with a gift of a typically clay figurine from this area. Before I knew it there was over fifteen people around! Somehow the whole family had showed up as well as the next door neighbors.

They became very excited when they found out that I went to school in Michigan. It turns out they have a brother who lives there but who has unfortunately not contacted them in over four years. I was asked to get in touch with him if possible and convey a message, which I will of course attempt to do. They showed me an old Michigan license plate they had, photos, as well as post cards. I must say that it was nice to see a little of back home. I became really surprised when I stopped a post card of the Ambassador Bridge and on it written both Windsor and Detroit. I never thought I would see a postcard from my city here in Mexico. I must say that seeing that post card had a strange effect on me which is truly hard to convey.

Not ready to call it a night yet Wilbur and his cousin volunteered to show me around the town a little bit. Even though it was already dark, I of course agreed. We hopped onto our bikes and set of to the center. The town square is very lively and contains a market nearby. Here we tried a local drink which was some warm beverage based on corn and milk with a sugary foam on top, at least I hope that's what it was! After a little more riding around we headed back to the house. Today as opposed to 'couch surfing' I will be 'yard surfing'. Unfortunately space is limited here and there are thus no extra beds or hammocks. I thus opted to setup my tent in the yard and sleep there. Until tomorrow!

Day 92 ? Jungle Sand Storm - 149.77 km
Since Wilbur and his cousin are both avid cyclists they offered to go riding with me for awhile. I of course accepted their offer since a little companionship is always pleasant. Wilbur's mom however ensured that we were properly delayed. She could not imagine us setting out on an empty stomach! Thus breakfast was served; beans, fresh cheese, baked fish, tortillas, lime, and some type of warm corn drink. Unfortunately this drink did not taste very good, in fact, it didn't really taste like much of anything; fortunately some sugar remedied the situation. A breakfast here is more of what I would consider a lunch, however I must sat it was very tasty. I was so full that it was almost hard to bicycle!

For the next forty kilometers I was accompanied by my two new friends, after which they unfortunately had to head back. It is always very pleasant to ride with someone else as the time seems to go by so much faster. It kind of makes me wish I had found someone crazy enough to accompany me on my trip, but alas there was no one to be found. The road to where I am today in Arriaga was fortunately fairly flat, but also very windy. In fact, at one point there was a bunch of wind turbines to the left of the road. Supposedly these are the only ones in all of Mexico!

One thing which made my life very challenging today was road construction. The paved roads here in Mexico are in bad enough condition, yet alone an unpaved gravel road! I was forced to weave left and right to avoid huge holes which would undoubtedly destroy my feeble bicycle as easily as I can crush a twig. This would have been bad enough, but no. Trucks were blasting by me at high speeds sending clouds of dust my way. Being temporarily blinded and unable to breathe I felt just as if I had stepped into a sand storm.

Quite a bit of pain and suffering later I made it to the medium sized town of Arriaga. I have managed to find a room here for a mere $8. However, I must say that I believe that I overpaid. Although my bathroom, if you can call it that, contains a toilet, it is unfortunately nonoperational. There remains some liquid residue at the bottom of it, however I prefer not to find out what it is. A shower is present and does contain water, cold only of course. It seems however that this room has not been cleaned since before the dawn of man. The shower was so dirty that I was afraid to step into it with my bare feet for fear of bacterial infection, and thus used my trusty Crocs. My room is so filthy that I am really afraid to touch anything yet alone step on the floor with my bare feet. I have opted to once again setup my tent over my bed not only to protect myself from bugs but because I know that it's clean, I wish I could say the same about this bed.

I must say that what this place lacks in amenities, and it lacks much, it does make up for at least partially in terms of service. When I told them that I was going to visit the town and asked if I could have a key to lock my door, they unfortunately told me that there are no locks here. Since I would be away for two hours or more I wanted to make sure my things would be safe, and thus someone ran over to the local hardware store to buy screws and a lock which was immediately installed on my door. Now that's service for you!
 

Muttsta

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Originally posted by: Common Courtesy
You are averaging about 120km per day.

How is that translating into average time on the road?

You seem to be getting going around 9-10 AM. How much daylight time are you allocating to find lodging when you stop?

I end up averaging about 20 km/h of time spent pedaling, this does not include any breaks or other stuff I take
I usually leave around 8:30 or so in the morning and make it to the city I will be staying at by 5 or so
Finding lodging doesn´t take all that much time, so it always leaves me a few hours to walk around, stop by a cybercafe, eat something, etc
Then I write my journals in the evenings
 

Kwaipie

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It looks like you might be in Guatemala tomorrow, you rock and are an inspiration.
 

SonicIce

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Ok man. How in the world do you get so much distance in one day? I mean, I rode about 80km once and my butt was so sore and numb at the end and my knees hurt. Doesn't that happen to you? You must be a machine. Do you have a really comfy seat?
 

Muttsta

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Day 93 ? Mechanical Difficulties - 141.70 km
I very happily left my room this morning, which as you may recall from yesterday was overridden with dirt and grime. I left the bottle of expensive tequila I have been carrying around figuring they would appreciate it. I'm not going to drink the stuff and it weighs quite a bit considering the bottle is glass. Since the city was not very large I managed to find my way out with ease.

From this city up until the larger city of Tapachula there is only a toll road and no free road option. I would have taken the toll road either way considering my previous experiences with them. The road was fortunately in very good condition for the most part and also relatively flat. I was making such good time that I even stopped for a while in a city I passed through to update my website at an internet cafe.

Over the past several days I have been hearing a creaking sound coming from my bottom bracket. I figured this was simply an annoyance and not a problem as when I added lubricant to it the creaking went away. However, after about 20 kilometers it would always come back. When the creaking stopped today I became very relieved, however when I looked down after several minutes I nearly had a heart attack. It seems the reason the creaking stopped was because my crank became loose!

I immediately pulled over and pulled out my arsenal of tools. Fortunately my multi-tool had the right size hex key to tighten the bolt, otherwise I would be stranded. With my multi-tool I tightened as hard as I could, but it seems it was not enough. For the next sixty kilometers I had to keep re-tightening the bolt, which just kept coming loose. As if things weren't already bad enough it began to rain. Let me rephrase that, it began to pour. I felt as if somewhere were simply emptying buckets full of water on me from overhead. Regardless, I pedaled on.

I have made it to the city of Mapastepec, which is a larger sized city. I managed to find a bicycle shop which wasn't exactly the best place in the world. They reconfirmed my diagnosis and said the reason for this was simply a loose bolt, which I really hope is the case. I managed to find a hardware store where I purchased a proper, full sized hex key and tightened the bolt. I attempted to contact my emergency bicycle mechanic Kevin in the United States just to ensure that everything would be alright, but I was unable to get in touch with him.

I managed to find a decent hotel in town for $11. The room is actually fairly clean and I'm not afraid of getting eaten by rampant bacteria. The shower contains cold water only of course. I really can't remember the last time I had a warm shower. I whipped out my laptop and opened up my seven hundred page bicycle repair manual e-book where I read up on my problem. They say to tighten the bolt with a torque wrench, which I obviously don't have. I will try again to contact Kevin tomorow morning as the last thing I want is to ruin my crank, which I doubt I could find a replacement of easily down here.
 

Muttsta

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Originally posted by: Kwaipie
It looks like you might be in Guatemala tomorrow, you rock and are an inspiration.
Had to stop a little before the border, have to organize my route as well as all that fun stuff! And thank you!

Originally posted by: SonicIce
Ok man. How in the world do you get so much distance in one day? I mean, I rode about 80km once and my butt was so sore and numb at the end and my knees hurt. Doesn't that happen to you? You must be a machine. Do you have a really comfy seat?
What can I say, I´m a living breathing cycling machine! But really, it wasn´t easy at the beginning. By now I´ve gotten quite used to it and for me bicycling only 100 km translates to quite an easy day. My legs and knees don´t really hurt at all no matter how much I bike, my butt does get sore occasionally, which is why I pedal standing up every once in awhile. As for my seat, not exactly the comfiest thing in the world. I ride a Fizik Arione, which is basically a bicycle racing seat. I don´t find it to be bad, I´ve actually grown to like it, other people despise it though. It´s the same seat that many riders in the Tour De France use.
 

n7

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Great to hear you're still alive & well, in spite of the drop off the road & i'm sure countless close calls.

Amazing to see how much ground you've covered!
 

ravana

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Congrats on making it to 10k. :thumbsup:

I'm gonna be sad when you are done though, it's been really interesting e-cycling with you :)

Best of luck for the last 2k :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
 

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Day 94 -Mexican Finale - 102.08 km
Today in the morning I once again wasn't feeling too hot. I suspect the culprit to be a Popsicle I consumed in the late hours of yesterday. This was one of those homemade Popsicles, but the thing that made it deadly was that it contained milk and not just water. I admit that it was absolutely delicious, but lurking under all that flavor was death. I eat ice cream made from milk here often, but always brand name stuff. Learn from your mistakes as I like to say. Even though my stomach was in pain and I had to visit the bathroom several times throughout the day, I pedaled onward. I don't have time for delays such as sickness!

As the day progressed I fortunately began to feel better and better. After passing through many small towns I finally made it to the larger sized city of Tapachula. Mexico's southernmost city is home to roughly 150,000 people. For this city my untrusty Lonely Planet guidebook listed the cheapest place to stay as costing $18 per night. For this part of Mexico, that's fairly steep. I decided to try my luck and try to find something else. I must be very lucky, because I managed to find a decent hotel a mere half block from the main square for only $5! My room is even fairly clean and contains a working bathroom complete with sink and shower. To sweeten the deal I have an outdoor balcony and a view onto the city's main road. I would have been happy to have paid at least twice as much!

As I made it into town fairly early I had ample time to explore the city. My first stop was the main town square, which proved to be very interesting. Trees and benches lined the entire square while vendors were located on the very outside perimeter. On the inside was a concert area of some sort as well as a water fountain. Facing the main square was a cathedral and a very beautiful museum of some sort. From the main square I dared to venture to the local market. The market at first seemed small, but it turned out to be huge. It's size is misleading as it is built atop a downhill. Thus what looked like it only had one floor turned out to have four! Every section of the market was dedicated to something different from fruits to shoes to meats. To get a sense of what this felt like, imagine a market back home; move the shelves to within a few feet of each other, age it fifty years, and throw in a bunch of people until you feel claustrophobic. Absolutely brilliant is what it is!

For the past thirty five days I have eaten tortillas with every since meal; breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I have gotten so sick of them that the mere sight of one makes me, well, sick. I opted today to try something different and went to a Chinese restaurant. I must say that the food was fairly good and for $5 was a very good deal. My only complaint is that they didn't have chopsticks. No matter where your travels may take you in this world rest assured that there will be a Chinese restaurant near by!

Today I also experienced my first dental issue of the trip. As I had braces in the past I now have a metal wire glued under my teeth to keep them from shifting. This wire unfortunately came loose on my today. Normally this would involve a visit to my dentist to get it re-glued. Since that isn't a possibility, and I'm not brave or stupid enough to visit a dentist down here, I decided to be my own dentist. With surgical precision I maneuvered nail clippers inside my mouth in order to cut this wire shorter. Fortunately I succeeded with no casualties; a permanent fix will follow back home. On this trip I have been both a surgeon and a dentist so far!

I am currently looking down at the busy city of Tapachula which is still abuzz at this late hour. Tomorrow I venture into unknown territory, namely Guatemala. Thirty five days later I will finally leave the beautiful country that is Mexico. And so the plot thickens!

Day 95 ? Guatemala! - 131.56 km
The road from Tapachula to Guatemala proved to be quite confusing. There weren't many road signs to indicate where exactly to go, and the road signs which were present weren't very helpful. Although the road was in good condition it was a huge pain as I have never ridden over so many speed bumps on such a short stretch of road. It was quite ridiculous, I must have ridden over at least a hundred of them.

Finally in the border city of Hidalgo even more confusion prevailed. For some reason I had to take about six or seven turns on city streets before I finally made it to the border crossing. Upon leaving Mexico I had to turn in my tourist card and get my passport stamped. I then headed off into a new frontier, Guatemala! I had to cross a river across which led a bridge, costing me a toll of a whole 10 cents.

I thought Mexico was crazy, well, Guatemala is even crazier! The traffic here is even worse than in Mexico and things simply look much more hectic. The people however are much more laid back and also very friendly. To my great surprise, the roads here are actually quite good. The road consists of only two lanes, but the lanes are wide enough for two cars. The road is also in good condition with much less potholes than in Mexico. The free road here is comparable to a toll road in Mexico.

While riding along the road a man on a motor bike pulled up next to me and started a conversation with me. Fortunately with the wide shoulders we were able to ride side by side. He ended up talking with me for over ten minutes, all while I was pedaling away feverishly trying to keep up. Luckily for me I have picked up quite a bit of Spanish in this last month, as people keep asking e question after question!

I decided to try something different today and for lunch went to a McDonald's. I must say that I was pleasantly surprised. Someone greeted me at the entrance and opened the door for me. After my order was taken, they told me I could go and sit down as it would take a minute or two for my burger to be ready, after which they would bring it to me. When I went to fill up my little ketchup cup, another worker offered to fill it up for me! Granted that the prices were the same as in the United States, but this place was spotlessly clean and literally shone. I was really surprised as my burger actually looked like it did on the photo. Back home I would receive a miserable looking object slapped together carelessly. I tell you, our McDonald's employees in the United States should be sent to Guatemala for training!

I have made it today to the city of Mazatenango, which although is a large city is not in my Lonely Planet guidebooks. These things are really pieces of junk. If a city does not have tourist attractions it is usually not included at all. For a bicycle traveler, absolutely useless. If I were doing something like this again I would simply read these books at a library and photocopy what I need. The only good thing these are for are the very large cities as they also include maps. The city has a large outdoor market which is quite simply crazy as well as a very busy main street. Traffic is absolutely hectic.

I sat down at a local eatery today and told them to give me a local dish, I didn't care what. I ended up getting something called 'pallara'. I'm still to this point not sure what it was. I
initially thought it was a breaded fillet of some type of white fish, but that proved not to be the case. When I cut it open it was white, but the meat resembled I would say tentacles of some sort. Regardless I ate it, initially it wasn't bad, but it had a terrible aftertaste as if it were charred. I managed to stomach one third of it and could do no more.

I have managed to find a very nice hotel here near the center for only $7. My room is very clean, contains comfortable beds, a tidy bathroom equipped with sink, shower, and a toilet with a seat for once! They even have cable TV with HBO! Another nice thing here is that on the doors it lists the maximum rate they can charge for a room, which in my case today is $10. This is very good as even these rates are fair and they ensure you won't get ripped off. Although Guatemala is absolutely crazy, I love it! There really is a noticeable difference from Mexico.
 

Muttsta

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Originally posted by: sygyzy
Are you spinning or using strength?

Really depends, I do a little of both
However going up hills I find myself using more strength
I barely ever drop out of my high chainring, only if there is a mega steep hill
 

sygyzy

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Wow, you're well on your way. Only about 2k more to go? We're all rooting for you.
 

GalvanizedYankee

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Dog-nab-it!! He is going to make Panama:thumbsup:.
I just had to open my big gob and promise another $50 when he makes it. It will be done.

Been following your every post Muttsta. You are the man! *the sound of two hands clapping*

Off Topic: I put off buying another car until November, been riding the MTB 5miles one day and 12~17miles the next. Been using the BOB Ibex for grocery shopping. I'm 60 and my old knees are getting better by the week. Been at it for 4 months now and went from 252 to 238, looking for 210.

 

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Originally posted by: GalvanizedYankee
Dog-nab-it!! He is going to make Panama:thumbsup:.

Shoot! I'm still waiting for that Canadian Bear to eat him. The bear should start a website (EatingCyclistsForACause.com) and should blog his adventures of chasing him down through the redwoods, as well as reveal the differences of eating Canadians, Americans, Mexicans (with tortilla), and Nicaraguans!
 

ravana

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LOL

I just don't think it would be as interesting as Muttsta's.

Monday: Chased family of 4 in Minivan, rewarded with Snickers. Caught Fish, Slept
Tuesday: Found a full trashcan, hit the motherload, Slept.
Wednesday: Chased skinny dude on a bicycle, got sprayed with some nasty stuff, had to take a bath, slept hungry.
etc. etc. etc.
 

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Day 96 ? Slightly Sidetracked ? 95.60 km
I woke up bright and early in the morning, full of energy ready to catch up on some lost mileage. At first things were going great. I was making fairly good time and the terrain was not excruciatingly painful. After some time mt rear wheel felt a little strange, as if it were low on air. I knew this was not the case as I had pumped it up that morning. Upon closer inspection it turned to be out of alignment and needed some adjusting. Knowing that the longer I postponed this inevitable act the worse the problem would get, I found a patch of shade and pulled over.

Not dismayed by a slight misalignment I took all my bags off my bicycle and flipped it upside down; a makeshift repair shop of sorts. Upon even closer inspection, it turned out that I was screwed. I guess the last time I had my wheel worked on the guy must have overtightened the spokes, as my rim had cracked pretty bad. It was obvious that I would need a new one and that this one's life was limited to mere kilometers. I straightened out what I could by loosening the other side of the rim to compensate for the damage. Fortunately I had fixed the problem enough to get me to the next major city. While loading pictures onto my laptop I later noticed that the picture of my broken rim is numbered IMG_6666. Pure coincidence? I think not. There are some dark forces at work here...

My original plan was to head East from the city of Esquintla following the Pacific Highway. However, this setback complicated the situation. I had difficulty getting a rim like this back in the United States, here in Guatemala the problem would be even worse. Some local cyclists in Tapachula, Mexico had told me that the closest good bicycle shop was in Guatemala City. Being as this is the largest city in Central America, I knew it would be my only hope. Thus in Esquintla I set off to find a bus to Guatemala City, or simply 'Guate' as the locals here call it. This proved to be easier than expected as buses run every twenty minutes or so. The bus pulled up, the guy asked me ?Guate??. When I replied yes they quickly loaded up my bicycle and all my stuff on the roof and told me to quickly make it inside. Four dollars for a two hour bus ride isn't so bad! For those of you who aren't aware, getting onto and off of buses here usually occurs while they're still moving.

This bus ride was an experience in itself. Never in my life had I seen a bus so overloaded with people. This was a converted school bus with ten rows of seats on each side. Although each seat is designed to hold two, in Guatemala they hold three. To maximize space there are also people standing of course. At one point I had counted over seventy people on that bus. To make the ride even more interesting our driver was an absolute maniac. I swear that not much more was required to get that bus onto two wheels. Sitting on this bus was more stressful than trying not to get killed bicycling!

Two long hours full of breathtaking views and bumping tunes later I finally arrived in 'Guate'. If you think that traffic is crazy in a larger North American city, you haven't seen anything. Needless to say I am not looking forward to bicycling out of this place. Getting off the bus of course occurred in a rushed fashion. My bicycle as well as one of my bags was passed down to me. Then the bus took off! I had to yell and run after the bus for about half a block that I still needed my other bag. Fortunately they heard my frantic cries and stopped to hand me my other bag, which was somewhere in the front. Being as I had no city map and no idea where on earth to go, I decided to take a taxi to the nearest good bicycle shop.

My taxi ride proved to be yet another adventure! Two minutes into the ride, while climbing up an entrance ramp to a freeway, the car ran out of gas! The driver tried to make it up to the top in order to roll down to some gas station, but it was to no avail. So he simply threw the car in reverse and started backing down the side of a busy on ramp! When he got stuck on a curb, he decided there was nothing more he could do. He grabbed a plastic container, told me to wait here a few minutes, and started running to the nearest gas station. After he left I nearly died laughing in that car. Sure enough he was back within a few minutes and we were good to go. He stopped at the next gas station in order to make sure that wouldn't happen again!

The first bicycle shop we stopped at proved not to be that great, but they directed us to a better one. At the second bicycle shop, which was a good one, they told me that they unfortunately did not have my rim. However, I did convince them to call around to other bicycle shops so I wouldn't have to drive to and from each one. Although none of the bicycle shops had a rim in stock, one of them said they would be able to build one for me using the parts from my old one and some new components. As luck would have it this place was right across the street and I would be needing no more taxi services. To my surprise this was actually a really, really good bicycle shop. They had many expensive bicycles as well as any components or accessories you could want. Since building a rim is quite a bit of work they wouldn't be able to do it for me the same day, but told they could have it done for me by tomorrow at 2 o'clock. It should cost me only $35, a bargain considering I paid $110 back in the United States for one!

All in all the whole taxi ride cost me $7, to get back to the center I took a city bus, which proved to be exactly 50 times cheaper, costing only 15 cents. No matter, it's not like I could have taken a bus here. Back in the historical center I stopped into a Shell gas station where I bought a city map and made for a quick lunch. Since my Lonely Planet book for Central America is on my laptop I setup a mobile office at one of the tables in this Shell and started reading up on 'Guate'. I had to find a place to stay after all! As luck would have it there was an unsecured wireless internet connection nearby so I was able to check my e-mail and update everyone back home.

I managed to find a hotel constructed in a historical style with a pleasant atmosphere called the 'Hotel Fenix'. A room cost me only $7 which is a bargain for 'Guate'. Granted I don't have as many luxuries as yesterday, but it will do. My room contains only a bed and a mirror and the bathrooms are shared, but I will live. Being as I had time to spare I set out to explore this crazy city which I had not intended to visit. I was pleasantly surprised by the city and ended up enjoying it quite a lot. The city, although hectic, is very beautiful architecturally. There are many interesting town squares, palaces, and churches. I won't bore you with all the details, but it is definitely worth spending a day here if your in Guatemala.

My original plan was to bus it back to Esquintla and continue along my original route, however taking a bus back will be a waste of time and a hassle. I can continue East from here and make it to the same point in a few days when these two roads meet. I don't consider my bus ride 'cheating' per se, since it's actually twenty kilometers further from 'Guate' to the point the road meet than from Esquintla; that and the fact that this road is much hillier. Tomorrow morning I will have some more time to explore the city and then hopefully be able to keep moving along the road!

Day 97 ? The Guatemalan Milkman ? 97.39 km
Today in the morning I still have some time to visit the city as my bicycle would be ready at 2 PM, which is the fastest I could convince the guys to do it. I decided to visit the National Palace in the main square, which was built at an enormous cost to the country by a dictator some sixty years ago. The palace really is quite impressive architecturally. I found it kind of humorous when our tour guide said that one of the rooms is closed as they are repairing it from damage caused by a car bomb from several years ago.

While leaving the palace I saw a man walking around with several goats. I thought, what the heck is he doing in the center of a city like this? My question was answered no more than a minute later when someone walked up and handed him a coin, he immediately pulled out a cup from out of nowhere, raised the goats leg, and began milking away. I was a little taken aback at first, and then nearly died laughing. It really gives the term fresh milk a new meaning!

Finally on my way back to my hotel to pick up all my stuff so I could go get my bicycle I passed by a movie theater. Of course all the latest American movies were playing, usually dubbed in Spanish. The irony in all of this was that there were street vendors with stalls on the sidewalk directly in front of the theater selling pirated versions of these very same movies. Oh the irony!

Checked out of my hotel I proceeded to once again catch a bus back to the expensive area of Guate. My guidebook warns against using these buses as there have been reports of robberies, rapes, and even murders on them, but I decided to take my chances. This is a city where there are very many poor people, but also quite a few well off people. Thus, there are of course services to cater to their every need. From gourmet European food to English books, specialized bicycle stores, and Mercedes-Benz cars, you can find it here. Fortunately in one such posh book store I was able to locate the guidebook to Central America that I had been looking for feverishly in all of Mexico. Up until this point I had someone scanning me pages from the book and e-mailing them to me!

Sure enough my bicycle was ready at two o'clock as promised. They seem to have done a good job, let's just hope this gets me to Panama! I also had them tighten my crankarm which I was having problems with several days ago. Fortunately the expensive area of Guate is located on the outer area of the city, which made my trip out of this metropolis much easier. Even so, I had to be very careful as I was basically bicycling on a major freeway. The road leading out of Guate proved to be quite rough as it was a solid 12 kilometers of all up hill. All this time the city dragged on, although much less crowded now. I must say it was kind of funny when the boys from the bicycle shopped rolled by in a car and yelled encouragement at me!

After all my suffering up that hill I was greatly rewarded with quite possibly the longest downhill I have ever ridden. The road was great and the hill just seemed to have no end! I counted the downhill as being a solid 24 kilometers with not one climb. However, as I have learned on this trip. Where there is a nice downhill pain and suffering are sure to follow. The road to where I am today was filled with cycles of up and down, and let me tell you that those downs go by much faster than the ups!

One nice thing about Guatemala is that every so often along the road there is a tent setup where there is a person who provides free information for tourists. I stopped at one of these where the guy recommended a better route to San Salvador for me which is supposedly a little flatter. I'm really enjoying Guatemala; the people are always very friendly and helpful, and the roads are surprisingly fairly good!

I am currently staying in a town called Jalpatagua not far from the border of El Salvador. I had intended to make it further today, but since I began bicycling at 2 o'clock it was simply not physically possible. Time, not lack of energy, was my limiting factor today. Tomorrow I will wake up bright and early and try to make it to San Salvador as fast as possible so I still have a few hours to see the city.

Day 98 ? Robbed in Broad Daylight ? 139.31 km
So I wasn't robbed at gun point or anything like that, but I might as well have been. I was staying fairly close to the border and thus made it here within an hour. Unfortunately things here spoiled my mood for the rest of the day. Upon leaving Guatemala I was forced to pay $50 in various fees for visas, departure taxes, as well as something else. This seemed very odd to me, but since I had not properly read up on all these fees I couldn't really argue.

When I made it across the bridge to El Salvador I found out that I had been duped and that I shouldn't have had to pay anything. Bastards! I had become a victim of the ?beloved patriot fee? as I like to call it. At this point I was pretty pissed off. I strongly considered going back just to kick someone's ass. Even if I wouldn't get my money back, breaking someone's nose would make me feel a lot better. Upon careful consideration I decided it would be better to simply learn from my mistakes and not try anything dumb, as they would have probably chopped me to bits using their machetes.

Although fuming mad and ready to give someone a bead down, I reluctantly moved on into El Salvador. One find I find very interesting about this country is that in 2001 they made the US dollar their official currency! It's kind of funny that a country totally adopts the currency of another. Although I must say this is very convenient for me as I don't have to think and recalculate prices for things in my head from one currency to another.

In order to both shorten my route and spare my legs I did not take the main highway but rather the secondary highways. To my great surprise, these were very good with a wide shoulder. Eventually this highway led to the main highway leading to San Salvador very close to a city called Santa Ana, which is the second largest city in El Salvador. As I was only two kilometers off the road I figured it would be a shame to miss seeing it, and thus took a short detour into the city. Being strapped on time I did an express visit, going only to the main square to snap a few pictures and then moving along.

The road to San Salvador was great! The shoulders were fairly wide, the asphalt in excellent condition, and the terrain fairly flat. Unfortunately my luck did not last all the way to the capitol. Roughly twenty kilometers before the city I began to climb, or more precisely crawl, up a simply monstrous hill of some ridiculously steep grade. To make matters worse this was a three lane major highway full of traffic with no shoulders. What this means is that if someone is honking feverishly at you, you better move your butt off the road or your getting run over, because he isn't stopping. As if things weren't bad enough I ran out of water going up the hill and had no place to resupply.

After what seemed like an eternity and many stops I struggled to the top of that hill. I stumbled into a gas station where I drank a liter of refreshing and very unhealthy Pepsi like it was nobody's business. It was about twelve kilometers to the center from this point. Although this was all downhill, it was quite possibly the most stressful and terrifying twelve kilometers I have ever ridden in my life.

The road into the capitol is a major three lane highway with a fairly small shoulder. You are blasting down this road at 40 kilometers per hour. There are very often on and off ramps as well as splitting of the road. Being as cars are traveling more than twice as fast, it is quite a challenge trying not to get run over. Finally off the major highway I made it onto a major road in the city which was also three lanes. Here shoulders are non-existant and thus you are basically stuck taking up a whole lane unless you want to get run off the road by a bus. However, taking up a whole lane is only acceptable if you are able to keep up with traffic. This basically entails pedaling as if your life depended on it as you have to keep up a speed of at least 40 kilometers per hour. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the twenty or so stoplights which stopped me along the way. Bicycling in even the largest of cities in the United States is a piece of cake compared with this. It is simply insane and there is no other way to word it.

Since I made it to the city at around 4 o'clock I still had a few hours in order to see some of the sights. I conveniently chose a small hotel in the very center which I was able to secure for $8 including a bathroom. Unfortunately my room is located next to a nightclub, so I can not only hear music blasting loud but I can feel it too. I visited the cathedral, main square, several notable churches, as well as the local market. The local market was equally crazy with cars and swarms of people zigzagging between each other. The traffic in the city is absolutely hectic, it's almost a skill not getting killed down here. Here pedestrians yield to cars, not the other way around as in the United States.

One thing I should mention is that San Salvador is a very, very dangerous city. For a population of 850,000 people there are 18,000 security guards employed here! We're not talking the kind of security guys we have back home who don't carry a gun or handcuffs; we're talking about guys with combat shotguns, M16s, ammunition belts, and bulletproof vests! These guys are found everywhere from parks to pharmacies, hardware stores, and post offices. Coincidently my hotel is conveniently located next to a gun shop for all my shooting needs. So thus another day rolls by. Today I have become a little poorer, but also a little wiser. Either way, I move only forward!

Day 99 ? The Town That Sleeps ? 129.28 km
Before checking out of my hotel this morning I had to make a quick stop to the post office to send a package full of old maps and souvenirs home. I managed to find the post office without problems as I had been there the prior day to buy stamps for some post cards. Sending a package was not cheap, but then again not terribly expensive. A box of dimensions around 3? x 5? x 8? and weighing 1.1 kilograms cost me $18 shipped to Canada. What I find really funny down here is that instead of printing off a sticker with the price or doing something more effective, they simply gave me $18 in stamps. Needless to say one entire side of my box was full of stamps, 17 of them to be precise.

After having that taken care of I once again set off into the mayhem that is San Salvador. Fortunately it wasn't as bad as yesterday since the historical center is more on the outside of town. I had quite a scare today when my camera nearly became a casualty, a soldier wounded in action if you will. While riding on the shoulder of a busy road I hit a very rough stretch of bumps and holes. I was going fast and not able to avoid it as there were buses to my left. Since I do not keep my front bag zipped all the way up my camera jumped up a few times and right out of my bag! It fortunately got caught on my handlebars and did not fall to the ground. As carefully as possible I slowed to a halt and replaced it to it's right spot. Yikes! What a close call!

The highways here are typically only two lanes with very wide shoulders of both sides of the road. Thus a system functions here that is similarly present in Poland where a two lane road is made into a three lane road. The center of the road is used as a passing lane and the other two lanes simply move over onto the shoulder. Things get quite interesting when you throw a bicycle on one side and people walking on the other into the mix. Although the roads here are in fairly good condition, the hills here are simply killer. Especially when the sun and heat hit you near midday, it really is a struggle to make it up these things. I had to stop several times to rest in the shade otherwise I probably would have fallen victim to heat stroke. Two flat tires today did not make my trip any easier. What's really bugging me is that although I was able to find the holes I wasn't able to pinpoint the cause.

While struggling up one such ill there were fruit stands conveniently located on the shoulder. At one of these I tried ?jugo de cana?, which I am fairly certain is juice made from sugar cane, or at least some kind of cane. It was a brown and sweet beverage; definitely not the tastiest in the world but quite consumable. It is kind of funny the way these beverages are severed. All juices at these road side stalls are given simply in a small, clear plastic bag with a straw.

Today I am staying in the third largest town in El Salvador, San Miguel. This place is really quite dull. There is a town square containing a cathedral as well as several other government buildings around it. Near by is a busy market which sells anything from souvenirs to tomatoes and telephones. I tried a typical El Salvadorian food today called ?popusas?, which is basically corn dough stuffed with cheese and as far as I was able to decipher, pork lard. Strange as it may sound, they are fairly good; similar to quesedillas in a way.

I have managed to find a place to stay here for only $4. For $2 more I could have gotten a room with private bathroom, but I simply couldn't justify the cost. My dinner had cost me $2.25! My room is fairly large and very spacious, since there really isn't anything in it; it's furnishings include only a hammock, bed, and small table. During heavy rain the roof drips a little, which is quite inconvenient when using a laptop, thus I am currently hidden under bed covers. The place turned out to be a good choice however as in the evening they played a movie for free in the courtyard on a large projector, bonus! It was some older Hollywood action flick featuring Bruce Willis; luckily it was in English with Spanish subtitles, so I was actually able to understand something!

This town is very odd in that it basically dies at 6 PM. After making a phone call back home I had intended to visit an internet cafe in order to update my website, however it simply wasn't possible! When the clock struck six every single business and establishment locked it's doors and shut down. All the people seemed to disappear and the town seemed nearly vacant! Disappointed I hurriedly scurried back to the safety of my hotel, as the last thing I wanted to do was walk around deserted streets at night. Tomorrow I move in Honduras, where I won't let myself be screwed over at the border again!
 

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Originally posted by: GalvanizedYankee
Dog-nab-it!! He is going to make Panama:thumbsup:.
I just had to open my big gob and promise another $50 when he makes it. It will be done.

Been following your every post Muttsta. You are the man! *the sound of two hands clapping*

Off Topic: I put off buying another car until November, been riding the MTB 5miles one day and 12~17miles the next. Been using the BOB Ibex for grocery shopping. I'm 60 and my old knees are getting better by the week. Been at it for 4 months now and went from 252 to 238, looking for 210.
Good to hear, keep it up! Worry not, I will make it to Panama one way or another!

Originally posted by: WolverineGator
Shoot! I'm still waiting for that Canadian Bear to eat him. The bear should start a website (EatingCyclistsForACause.com) and should blog his adventures of chasing him down through the redwoods, as well as reveal the differences of eating Canadians, Americans, Mexicans (with tortilla), and Nicaraguans!
Lol, so that´s what´s been rustling around in the bushes all this time!
My next journal might have a story about me killing a bear with my bare hands, hah!

 

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beloved patriot fee. *shakes head*

I doubt the rear rim cracked because of over tightened spokes. It prolly just fatigued from the constant flexing over rough roads with a heavy load.
The spokes that work loose first on bicycle wheels are the ones on the left rear because of the dishing they can not be tightened as much as the right side of the rear.
Some hubs have flanges that are spaced so all rear spokes are the same length and all carry the same load because they are all tensioned the same. Expensive Phil Woods hubs are like that.

You should have had a expedition rated rim, laced 4-cross with double butted 14g spokes to a large flange hub. Not just any spokes but DT or Wheelsmith brand. Old spokes are like old rubber bands, they lack elasticity. Without a small degree of elasticity in the spoke, the rim gets worked too hard.

I know you are nearing the end of the journy but I felt like BSing. :)
 

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I don?t know about you guys but I?ve got mixed feelings about Muttsta coming to the end of the trail. I?m happy that he will have achieved such an admirable and deserved completion of his quest. However, I will definitely miss his daily progress updates and descriptions of all his trials and tribulations. Bottom line is you got great heart guy and I think the world will be a better place because people like you are in it.
 

ravana

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I don?t know about you guys but I?ve got mixed feelings about Muttsta coming to the end of the trail. I?m happy that he will have achieved such an admirable and deserved completion of his quest. However, I will definitely miss his daily progress updates and descriptions of all his trials and tribulations. Bottom line is you got great heart guy and I think the world will be a better place because people like you are in it.
+1
:thumbsup:
 

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I started reading this thread a couple of weeks ago and ended up reading from the beginning to then in one sitting and then checking out all of your photos. This is an amazing adventure and a worthy cause. After getting interested in this thread I had already decided to make a donation to your cause, but after reading about you getting ripped off at the border crossing:|, I've decided to make a donation to help off-set your expenses as well.

Good luck and best wishes for wide flat roads and honest border guards the rest of the way.
 

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Day 100 ? Unwelcome Welcome ? 147.65 km
One hundred days sure does go by quite quick. It has been exactly one hundred days and 11,097 long kilometers since I set out from fateful highway out of Anchorage, but it feels just like if it were yesterday.

Before heading out of San Miguel today in the morning I opted to visit an internet cafe, as it seems that in these areas it is not possible to visit them in the evenings. The road from San Miguel to the border was around 50 kilometers, which went by quite quick. At the border I was of course harassed by money changers, who I very rudely told to leave me alone. These guys truly are the scum of the earth. They will try to cheat you in any way possible, either by giving you a very bad exchange rate or switching bills on you. After paying $3 for a tourist card I was on my way into Honduras.

Although the countries landscapes are similar, the people in these two countries are vastly different. From what I have seen today, the people in Honduras are actually quite rude, perhaps only to tourists. You don't see this so much from older people, but it is vividly apparent in the younger generations, which obviously reflect the true views of the older generation. Many times I heard rude comments from the mouths of youngsters as well as got quite dirty looks. Many a time did I see a child barely old enough to speak pointing at me and yelling ?beloved patriot! beloved patriot!?, after which their parents quickly shushed them up. Even when saying hello to people the manner in which they respond is strange, as if they force a reply.

I was whistled at and had something yelled at me countless times today. I'm not sure if these people just wanted me to wave to them, because when I did they kept yelling something which I couldn't understand. Therefore, after some time I just completely ignored everyone who yelled something at me from the side of the road. Have they never seen a white guy on a bicycle before? Perhaps they think I'm a circus monkey which waves my hands feverishly and throws dollar bills at people? Either way, it's the most annoying thing. I can't seem to pinpoint it, but there is something very strange about the people here, and I don't really like it.

I figured that since I will only be spending a day in Honduras I could get away without changing any of my money for theirs and using only US dollars. I was right, to an extent. When I stopped at a gas station I asked if I could pay in dollars, to which they told me yes. Therefore I grabbed an ice cream and a liter of juice. After converting the price to dollars it came out to $2.53. When I started to pull out change the lady behind the counter shook her head and said they don't take change, and I would have to pay $3. Completely absurd! I put back the ice cream and took only the juice, since I was completely dehydrated. The juice cost 18 lempiras, which with a good exchange rate is roughly $0.90. Obviously I didn't get that privilege here and was asked to pay $1.11. The lady told me I would have to pay $2! You have got to be kidding me! I considered paying for such a small sum with my Visa, but I instead simply stormed out of the store muttering curses under my breath.

I decided to side track into a nearby city which supposedly had two banks. Of course the only paved road in the city was the main one, with everything else being either dirt or cobblestone. It turned out that only one bank had an ATM, which I managed to find with relative ease. Unfortunately, the ATM was not functional, which was verified by three other people who tried to use their cards. Being as I had US dollars I decided to change some for their currency, which proved to be quite difficult as for some odd reason the bank stops exchanging currency after 3 PM. I had to resort to exchanging money with a 'private institution', which is technically illegal although not enforced. I actually didn't know this and asked a police officer where I might find such a place, and he actually pointed me in the right place! There was of course no sign of any kind, simply a small door behind which was a really big door with a small window. I managed to get an excellent exchange rate of 18.90 lempiras for one US dollar; in comparison the evil money changers at the border offered me only 17!

When passing through Choluteca, the second largest city in Honduras, I decided to visit the post office in order to buy some stamps for post cards. Unfortunately, the main post office in the second largest city in the country was completely out of stamps. How does that happen? Unfortunately I won't be able to send any post cards from here as there are no more post offices in the cities I will be passing though. Choluteca itself is very uninteresting with absolutely nothing to visit.

I am currently staying in a small hotel combined with restaurant on the outskirts of some very small town which I don't even know the name of past Choluteca. I managed to get a room for $5. Although my room doesn't have a private bathroom it is equipped with a fan as well as television. The downside is that the television is black and white and gets terrible reception on only one channel. The toilet is flushed using the bucket method. That is to say: you do your business, fill a big bucket full of water, pour it in to flush. Although there is a shower, it is not connected to a water pipe for some odd reason. Thus showering is also performed using a bucket method, although this time the bucket is smaller for convenience sake. On a positive note at least the food was pretty good.

Thus my first impressions of Honduras are negative. I am actually quite happy that I won't be spending much time here. Tomorrow I push onward into Nicaragua, which is the poorest country and most likely most dangerous country that I will encounter on this trip.

Day 101 ? Beauty Amongst Poverty - 137.81 km
In the morning I woke up bright and early, anxious to get out of this dreadful country. I was surprised to find a bicycle path along the road while going through one town. Granted that it was only a few short kilometers long and in terrible condition, but it was there! Further along the way I was stopped and asked a few questions at a police checkpoint, where the police were surprisingly very friendly. Perhaps it was because they knew I was Canadian, because the first question they asked me was if I was American. Apart from that, I received the same treatment as yesterday from the general population. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure that not everyone acts this way, but the amount of this behavior you see is staggering. No offense if your originally from the Honduras, but the people in your country have some serious issues. In the twenty something counties I have visited in all my worldly travels, I rank Honduras last amongst them. I sincerely hope I don't ever visit here again.

The border crossing was fairly simple. One window was for leaving Honduras, the other window was for entering Nicaragua. Fees for both of these cost me $10, and now I have a bunch of papers in my passport. I crossed over a bridge and I was in the next country of my trip, Nicaragua. Wow, what a difference! Where the sign that said ?Welcome to Nicaragua? stood, the road immediately turned to well, chaos. I thought the roads in the Yukon were bad, they're even worse here! I guess it's to be expected as Nicaragua is the second poorest country in the Western hemisphere after Haiti. Driving here is quite an art form as it must be preformed in zigzags in order to avoid destroying one's car. Bicycling works in much of the same way.

Supposedly Nicaragua is one of Central America's safest countries, but I don't buy it. While traveling along one of these more isolated roads children would constantly come to the road side begging for coins. I must say I was quite alarmed and shocked when I saw a child who looked not older than eight waving around a pistol. Back home kids play with toy guns, here they wave around the real thing.

I moved fairly quickly along the terrain which consists of rolling green hills, with large mountains visible in the far off distance. Apart from severe poverty and several small villages, there wasn't much along the road. I really did feel uneasy on some of the deserted stretches, but fortunately I made it through without issue. I made my way directly to the second largest city in Nicaragua, and supposedly also one of the nicest, Leon.

I made it to Leon with several hours to spare in order to view the city. I located a pleasant hotel, at which I paid $5.50 for a room. I must say that today's conditions are much better than yesterdays as I have a sink, mirror, toilet, and shower. This time they aren't manually operated but rather connected to water! The city of Leon is an old Spanish colonial town and quite simply a very pleasant place. The architecture of many of the old buildings here is quite beautiful, especially that of the churches. The main town square is overlooked on by a simply stunning cathedral and very lively, containing many food vendors as well as people.

All in all Leon is a very pleasant town in which it's simply relaxing to walk around. Tomorrow I push on further into Nicaragua, where I will attempt to avoid the capitol by taking a highway which runs by it. Supposedly it is not very interesting, but there are other cities nearby which are quite nice.

Day 102 ? Crash and Burn! - 97 km
I left Leon bright and early, anxious to make it as far as possible. I took a new road which according my outdated map was gravel in the past. The riding was easy on new pavement amongst rolling green farmlands. I passed by the ruins of Old Leon, which is basically the site of the old city of Leon which was destroyed by a volcanic eruption. The ruins are now being uncovered and are a mini Pompei of sorts. As much as I wanted to go visit this, it was 15 kilometers off the road across a cobblestone path, which would have taken me an hour in each direction.

This highway unfortunately led me straight into the capitol city of Nicaragua, Managua, which I had hoped to avoid. However, being so close I figured it would be a shame not to go see it. The city was largely damaged by earthquakes several years ago at which point the old city was totally destroyed. I visited the 'monumental area' which holds the ruins of the old cathedral, the large plaza at which Pope John Paul II spoke here, as well as several other government buildings. This section of town is fairly devoid of life and dangerous even in the day, so I decided not to spend much time here.

On the way out from this area I saw a sight which really surprised me. I rode by a park which had basically been turned into a squatter camp. Hundreds of people had set up temporary homes here in shacks built of plastic and wooden sticks. It was really, really bad. If there is a definition of total ghetto, this was it. I wanted more than anything to get a picture of this sight, but I was afraid I would get chopped to bits by machetes should I stop and try.

I moved through the city with little difficulty, as traffic was not as bad as in other large cities. On the main road out of Managua to nearby Masaya I had a small problem, let me rephrase that, a large problem. The road was a busy three lane road, although it contained a shoulder. At one point along this shoulder there was a restaurant on the side of the road, at which there were parking places right near the road. As I was heading straight along the shoulder, a car was turning right into a parking spot. I thought I could make it through in time, but unfortunately he turned right and hit me in the front wheel. I fell off my bike, went over the hood, and into another parked car. I quickly got up to see my front rim totaled. Only after a few minutes did I noticed that my knee was bleeding. My first crash with a car, and my third accident of the trip. Miraculously the only injuries I sustained were a few minor scrapes and bruises.

It was an unfortunate accident in which both parties were partially to blame. Some police drove by and stopped to see what was going on, and the whole restaurant looked on. Nothing came of it and of course no one would be reimbursing me for my rim. Fortunately the people who hit me were very nice people from Germany who had moved here many, many years ago. They offered to give me a ride anywhere that I would like to go in the city, which was very nice of them. The only problem was that since today was Sunday all the bicycle shops were closed. I asked them to drive me to the center which was nearly 10 kilometers away, but they had no problems.

Here I managed to find a decent place to stay for $5, complete with bathroom and television with cable TV. I figured the best thing to do would be to first find an internet cafe where I could find located some bicycle shop here. The first one I went to had no internet, the second was closed. While going to the third and furthest I received the greatest piece of luck of my entire trip. I saw a group of cyclists with good bicycle sitting around on a curb and asked them where I could find a new wheel. They told me right here!

It turns out there is a bicycle club a mere two blocks from my hotel! It was of course closed, but the side entrance was open and the owner as well as some cyclists were hanging around. The owner told me that although he was closed, but after hearing my story he told me he would gladly fix my rim today. He didn't have any new rims, but had a good secondhand one in stock. For this rim and all the labor to fix it, which took over an hour and a half, he charged me only $27! I stayed around the whole time to learn how to do this myself and all the while chatted with the owner. I must say my Spanish has improved immensely since Tijuana! He told me that the only two places in the city where I could find a rim like this was right here and only one other small bicycle shop. I am so damn lucky to have found this place it's crazy!

With my wheel fixed and being in tremendously great spirits I decided it was time to celebrate and work off the soreness I was experiencing. I head off to a very nice Italian restaurant mentioned in my guidebook which was only seven blocks away from my hotel. After three blocks a police officer on a bicycle pulled up beside me and told me I was crazy to be walking around here alone, even though it was the middle of the day! He escorted me to the main street and told me to be sure to take a taxi back to my hotel, as I'm almost guaranteed to get mugged around here!

It turns out that this Italian place was out of business, so I headed off to the nearest nearby place which was open, a very touristy mall. Even though this country may be poor, it has a very elegant looking four floor mall. I grabbed some much craved Chinese food as well as some ice cream to kill pain. Deciding to really spoil myself I went to go watch a movie at the cinema. For $2 I got a ticket to see ?The Perfect Crime?, which was actually a really cool movie.

Just as advised, I took a taxi back to my hotel. Although it was only seven blocks the lowest price I could negotiate was $1.50, which is very expensive. A two hour bus ride between cities 100 kilometers apart costs that much! But unless you want to get mugged, you really don't have any other choice. Back at my hotel I met some other fellow travelers in the lounge; two from Toronto and two from the United States. After some conversation we headed over to a restaurant across the street where we sampled some fine Nicaraguan brew. Before I knew it, it was 11:30 PM! Although a painful and costly day, today actually ended up on a very positive note!