cuts on body you don't notice...

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: prodigy69
Maybe your boyfriend bit you.

That has already been stated and taken advantage of. Please communicate semi humorous novel ideas.

nik

 

[Martin]

You should stay away from transients, they've been known to bite off nipples

 

[Yeeny]

will notice a smallish laceration on a hand that I could swear wasnt there a few minutes ago

You have hands appearing next to you? With cuts on them? EEP!

 

[Odoacer]

yeah i get those all the time. i have one on my finger right now as a matter of fact.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Jerboy
I just found a gash about three inches long by my left nipple. It wasn't there last night when I took a shower, so I must've got the cut while I was asleep. I didn't feel any pain and I didn't notice it until I took my shirt off to change. It hurts a bit after I saw it.

Ever get little cuts on your body and not notice it until later?

Maybe the lunchroom lady forgot to take out her teeth

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: MartyTheManiak
You should stay away from transients, they've been known to bite off nipples

HAHA

 

[prodigy]

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: prodigy69
Maybe your boyfriend bit you.

That has already been stated and taken advantage of. Please communicate semi humorous novel ideas.

nik

It was not meant to be humorous.

 

[bonk102]

yeah, i get them all the time, makes me wonder the the F*&k i do in my sleep, i've woken up with multiple gashes on me too, and i hadn't drank or anything the night before to blame it on either, oh well, guess i'm a kickboxer when i'm dreaming

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: bonk102
yeah, i get them all the time, makes me wonder the the F*&k i do in my sleep, i've woken up with multiple gashes on me too, and i hadn't drank or anything the night before to blame it on either, oh well, guess i'm a kickboxer when i'm dreaming

You must suck, then. Cuz good ones don't get into fights long enough to get hurt. Either that or they get the shiznit beat outta them cuz the other guy is so much better.

nik

 

[hans007]

sometimes you dont feel pain. i got hit by an arrow. as in from a bow. a blunt one though. didnt feel it, or know about it until i saw it coming out of my wrist. that sucked.


one time back in high school i was on the track team, and i was a long jumper. i basically stepped on my other ankle with my cleats and cut it all up, but sand got all over it. didnt notice it till i was taking a shower much later.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

That is where the aliens inserted their tracking device after they got done probing you. Pay it no mind.

 

[yakko]

I used to get them on my fingers at one job. I never found what I was cutting them on but when I transfered to a new location they went away.