Cute religious joke

[MichaelD]

I liked it. If you're offended, here's some cheese to go with your whine. 😛

Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to
play with them. They decided it was because they had not been baptized and
didn't go to Sunday school.

So they went to the nearest church. Only the janitor was there. One
said, "We need to be baptized because no one will come out and play with
us. Will you baptize us?"
"Sure," said the janitor. He took them into the bathroom and dunked
their heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time. Then he said,
"Now go out and play."

When they got outside, dripping wet, one of them asked,
"What religion do you think we are?"

The oldest one said, "We're not Katlick, because they pour the
water on you. We're not Babtist because they dunk all of you in it.
We're not Methdiss because they just sprinkle you."

The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water?"

"Yes. What do you think that means?"

"That means we're Pisscopalians.

Thank you. Thank you. I'm here all week. 😀

 

[Pepsi90919]

half a golf clap.

 

[damiano]

not offensive..but not very funny either

 

[toekramp]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
half a golf clap.

 

[AbsolutDealage]

Not funny.

 

[MichaelD]

[cartman] You guys.....suck [/cartman]

I liked it. It's one of the few jokes I can actually say on Ban-Anandtech and not get spanked. 🙁

 

[Ernieb]

Originally posted by: AbsolutDealage
Not funny.

 

[kage69]

Heh.


The problem with Baptists is that they don't hold them under long enough. 😀