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Cut my finger while slicing chicken

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mercanucaribe

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I washed and squeezd out a lot of blood, squirted on Band-Aid infection protection foam, wiped with isopropyl, and put on mor antiseptic foam with a Band-Aid... What are the odds of a salmonella infection?
 
Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
I washed and squeezd out a lot of blood, squirted on Band-Aid infection protection foam, wiped with isopropyl, and put on mor antiseptic foam with a Band-Aid
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Enough about the chicken, what did you do for yourself?
 
You've got about a 50/50 chance of contracting AAMS (Acute Avian Mimetic Syndrome). If you start sprouting pinfeathers within the next 12 hours, see a doctor ASAP and be on the lookout for Col. Sanders.
 
You're screwed. You should end yourself now. Better to end it quickly than await a slow, painful death from the salmonella, bird flu, or your own stupidity.
 
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I'd get a wire brush and scrub it real good with gasoline...just to be safe.
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Never can be too safe!
:thumbsup:

But seriously, OP has nothing to worry about.
 
When it stops weeping. Make sure the wound is dry.

Put a drop of Super Glue in it. Hold it closed using a double layer of waxed paper.
Hold it closed for 30 seconds. Water proof, fairly flexable, much reduced healing time
and no thick scab as it heals. Works better than liquid band aid.

You can even do the dishes later.


...Galvanized
 
Originally posted by: GalvanizedYankee
When it stops weeping. Make sure the wound is dry.

Put a drop of Super Glue in it. Hold it closed using a double layer of waxed paper.
Hold it closed for 30 seconds. Water proof, fairly flexable, much reduced healing time
and no thick scab as it heals. Works better than liquid band aid.

You can even do the dishes later.


...Galvanized
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Wow, that can't be good advice...
 
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: GalvanizedYankee
When it stops weeping. Make sure the wound is dry.

Put a drop of Super Glue in it. Hold it closed using a double layer of waxed paper.
Hold it closed for 30 seconds. Water proof, fairly flexable, much reduced healing time
and no thick scab as it heals. Works better than liquid band aid.

You can even do the dishes later.


...Galvanized
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Wow, that can't be good advice...
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Actually superglue is used in hosipitals to close cuts. It works great!

What I'm trying to say is superglue is indeed a much superior way of healing and closing a cut short of sutures.
 
I almost lost a finger to a pair of scissors about 6 months ago. Ended up with 6 stitches. Still have no feeling in my left index fingertip.
 
Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: GalvanizedYankee
When it stops weeping. Make sure the wound is dry.

Put a drop of Super Glue in it. Hold it closed using a double layer of waxed paper.
Hold it closed for 30 seconds. Water proof, fairly flexable, much reduced healing time
and no thick scab as it heals. Works better than liquid band aid.

You can even do the dishes later.


...Galvanized
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Wow, that can't be good advice...
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Actually superglue is used in hosipitals to close cuts. It works great!

What I'm trying to say is superglue is indeed a much superior way of healing and closing a cut short of sutures.
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I've never heard that...I remain skeptical.
 
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