Buahahaha!!! :laugh:Originally posted by: palehorse74
ASAP means exactly what it has always meant. The plan has not changed, and neither has OR's belief in that plan.
- The plan is to get Saddam's WMD's.
What??? No WMD's??? Oops. Sorry.
- The plan is to get Saddam's nukes.
What??? No nukes??? Oops. Sorry.
- The plan is to break up Saddam's close ties with Al Qaeda.
What??? He had no ties to Al Qaeda? Sorry.But at least they're in Iraq, now, so that's a good reason to stay.
- The plan is to use Iraq's own oil revenues to pay for the war.
What??? The revenues aren't close to covering it??? Oops. Sorry. Good thing we can spend our asses into trillions of dollars of deficit and squander our military reserves to the point where we couldn't deal with a real crisis we didn't cause, let alone fund real necessties at home like education, medical care or real security at home.
At least Halliburton is making out like the bandits they are.
- The plan is for the Iraqi's to welcome us as liberators and shower us with flowers as we march into Baghdad.
What??? They're tossing IED's, car bombs and suicide bombers? Sorry.
- The plan is to get rid of Saddam because he's a dictator who tortures prisoners.
What??? Our guys are torturing prisoners??? Sorry. Shhh! We thought that was top secret.
- The plan is to get rid of Saddam and bring freedom and democracy to Iraq. What??? A sectarian civil war???
What??? Our own troops are caught in the crossfire??? Oops. Sorry.