Curling Irons on the Toilet Tank

jonnyGURU

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So I'm standing there taking a whiz and I'm noticing that there are two curling irons, plugged in and on, haphazardly teetering on the top of the toilet's tank.

I'm thinking this: What if one of the irons was to fall in the toilet while I'm urinating. Would I get shocked???? :Q
 

bigvince

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you most certainly would, i remember reading about a bum in chicago that took a piss in the subway on the electrifired rail and the current travled up the stream of piss in to his dick and electocuted him ....OUCH!:Q
 

Total Refected Power

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Thank God I've banned these things from the bathroom. I don't need a &quot;tatoo&quot;. ;)

ISLA:

Yea, this is dangerous topic. A fine line, between science and bodily functions. The thread is in the balance.
 

narzy

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I peed on an electric fence once, lets just say downstairs it tingled for a few days...
 

Buddha Bart

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Well, you'd probably easily stop in time.

The metal part of a curling iron has no current, its just really hot.
The part that would shock you is inside, and would take a sec for the water to leak in.

bart
 

Yeeny

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One of my friends put her curling iron on the bed, and her boyfriend sat on it naked. Now that was comedy, although I suppose he did not think so.... ;)
 

yakko

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What would happen if you were a midget. We might have us a good old fashoined weenie roast.
 

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<< you most certainly would, i remember reading about a bum in chicago that took a piss in the subway on the electrifired rail and the current travled up the stream of piss in to his dick and electocuted him ....OUCH! >>


ROTF!! :D
 

jonnyGURU

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GirlFriday: This morning my wife had the iron on at the foot of the bed. I stepped on it.

I woke up really early (for me) 'cause I had to piss. OMG! That hurt! Had no idea what was going on with my foot until I woke up a little later on the way to the head. :Q
 

Semper Fi

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You should do the men of the world a favor and throw the curling iron in the toilet take a whiz and report back what happens, or have your wife report back if for some reason you are unable. :)
 

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<< So I'm standing there taking a whiz and I'm noticing that there are two curling irons, plugged in and on, haphazardly teetering on the top of the toilet's tank. >>


Did your wife recently suggest increasing the amount of your life insurance? I'd be very careful ... it looks like she's trying to eliminate you from this planet.
 

jonnyGURU

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Hmm..... Insurance?

We're buying a house.

I think I'll make sure there is plenty of counter space in the new place. :Q