Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
More people die from beestings than shark attacks. We all know that sharks were invented by Satan to destroy men who dared venture near water; honeybees are obviously an additional part of Satan's fiendish plot to kill us all and consume our souls. A plague of murderous insects no larger than a dime, they lure us with honey before using their venom (or Satan juice, as it is referred to in the only science I need) to deprive us of further suffering in this lifetime, toiling in the name of the Lord. I say any scientist who tries to avert the honeybee collapse is defying the will of God, and must be punished justly; affix the offenders to a large rock covered in bees and feed them to sharks. And then kill the sharks. Cause they're evil.
Honey's pretty tasty though.