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dug777

dug777

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lmao

i want 'Golden Fountain : The Complete Guide to Urine Therapy' as a present for Aquaman ;)
 
Kadarin

Kadarin

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And don't forget that there was that study a few years ago that came to the conclusion that consumption of sperm helped to prevent depression in women...
 
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David Brent

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"Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus."
 
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dderidex

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The reviews are ALMOST as entertaining - even in attempts to be serious.

At the risk of seeming disgusting permit me to say that several days after I started this practice, I experienced what was probably the largest bowel movement in my life. I've also lost a few inches around the waistline and my energy level seems to be rising.
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*snicker*

Sorry, I just CAN'T see someone saying that with a straight face. In fact, I can see someone's eyes widening and gesturing emphatically when they get to the 'largest bowel movement in my life' part. ROFLMAO.
 
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dderidex

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As I sit here typing this, while constricting my anus, I can't help but consider how thoughtful and timely this book was. I ALREADY am reaping the benefits of Mr. Nishigaki's "anal-fountain-of-youth", even though it has only been a short morning's-worth of anus constriction.
I have quickly begun to "erase my bad sticky feeling", and am feverishly working on the "secret of shooting out [my] immaterial fibers or third attention to [my] work from [my] body".

With focused effort, and continued application, I have no doubt that I'll soon be "making * * * three times in succession without drawing out."

A lovely treatise on the power of positive-sphincking.

PS Added bonus; if all goes well, I'll be able to use my anus as a pencil sharpener....
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
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chuckywang

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A wonderful treatise on depression and a valuable resource for anyone, I can personaly attest to Mr. Nishigaki's methods. By following his instructions implicitly, I have banished the dark clouds under which I suffered for years, and have integrated his practices completely into my life. Even as I sit and type this review I am busy constricting my anus and counting, 80,81,82,83....... ooops!
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HAHAHAH
 
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Gurck

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Originally posted by: dderidex
The reviews are ALMOST as entertaining - even in attempts to be serious.

At the risk of seeming disgusting permit me to say that several days after I started this practice, I experienced what was probably the largest bowel movement in my life. I've also lost a few inches around the waistline and my energy level seems to be rising.
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*snicker*

Sorry, I just CAN'T see someone saying that with a straight face. In fact, I can see someone's eyes widening and gesturing emphatically when they get to the 'largest bowel movement in my life' part. ROFLMAO.
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:laugh:
 
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xirtam

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I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make love three times in succession without drawing out.
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Who needs exercise programs when you can just squeeze your butt cheeks together 100 times a day?
 
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Gurck

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Well, I gave it a shot... I mean, it's not like I had to even move, it was too easy not to. I have to say, my two trips to the little nefs room today were epic in proportion and left me feeling quite relieved. Maybe there's something to it :Q Keep in mind the navel compression, the sphincter squeezing is only half of it.
 
Shawn

Shawn

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Apr 20, 2003
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"Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus."

That line doesn't make any sense, but it's pretty great. Sometimes I like to open the book up to random pages and read passages for a good laugh. Enjoy!
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brigden

brigden

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I bet you can't contstrict your anus once, Gurck; there's probably an iPod lodged up there.
 
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