Cuddlebitch?

[shilala]

Only one time in my life did I ever end up a cuddlebitch.
I didn't even know what was happening, I just knew that oddly enough I wasn't hitting paydirt. After a number of evenings filled with video's and popcorn, it hit me.
"Damn man, this ain't gonna happen!!!"
I was horrified. I felt somehow emasculated. I even went to meet her parents and hung with her through her "horse dying" experience.
Ever been there?

 

[Tylanner]

lol

 

[cyclohexane]

pics?

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

That's not being a cuddle-bitch, that's just having bad judgement.

Cuddle-bitch is when you are actively being taken advantage of by a manipulative whore.

 

[BMdoobieW]

huh?

 

[BMdoobieW]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
That's not being a cuddle-bitch, that's just having bad judgement.

Cuddle-bitch is when you are actively being taken advantage of by a manipulative whore.

Thanks.

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: cyclohexane
pics?

Pic.

 

[EGGO]

Originally posted by: BMdoobieW
huh?

You can't take it out of context?

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
That's not being a cuddle-bitch, that's just having bad judgement.

Cuddle-bitch is when you are actively being taken advantage of by a manipulative whore.

Yeah, that's it, rub my nose in it.

 

[BMdoobieW]

Originally posted by: EGGO

Originally posted by: BMdoobieW
huh?

You can't take it out of context?

Oddly enough, no. Now that I know what it means, I can see what the OP was saying.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: shilala

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
That's not being a cuddle-bitch, that's just having bad judgement.

Cuddle-bitch is when you are actively being taken advantage of by a manipulative whore.

Yeah, that's it, rub my nose in it.

Any man who says they've never once been used by a woman is gay or a virgin.

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: BMdoobieW

Originally posted by: EGGO

Originally posted by: BMdoobieW
huh?

You can't take it out of context?

Oddly enough, no. Now that I know what it means, I can see what the OP was saying.

See, BMdoobieW, I was hangin in there linin' me up some pink. She was linin' me up for *ewwwww* moral support and snuggling.
How fvckin sick is that?
This happened back in '85 and I still haven't gotten over it.

 

[lokiju]

"been there, done that, hated it!"

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix

Originally posted by: shilala

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
That's not being a cuddle-bitch, that's just having bad judgement.

Cuddle-bitch is when you are actively being taken advantage of by a manipulative whore.

Yeah, that's it, rub my nose in it.

Any man who says they've never once been used by a woman is gay or a virgin.

Yeah, but used for moral support and snuggling? Had she used me for drinks and ball tickets, well okay, I can live with that.

 

[amcdonald]

Originally posted by: BMdoobieW
huh?

"You're like a big teddy bear!"

"You're like a brother to me!"

READ AND BECOME WISE

 

[mercanucaribe]

Originally posted by: shilala

Originally posted by: cyclohexane
pics?

Pic.

Hahahah! Did you beat her dead horse too?

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Any man who says they've never once been used by a woman is gay or a virgin.

Being used is not the same as being a cuddlebitch... unless the meaning is different now.

Last I heard, being a cuddlebitch was exactly that. The woman liked to cuddle with you but not do anything sexual. Sometimes she has a boyfriend that she screws but he "doesn't meet her emotional needs" so she uses you for that part without giving you the screwing.

I'd say it's closer to the truth to say, "Any man who says he's never once been used by an American woman is gay or a virgin."

Not so many men have been used as cubblebitches in the sense that I'm interpretting the meaning.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Any man who says they've never once been used by a woman is gay or a virgin.

Being used is not the same as being a cuddlebitch... unless the meaning is different now.

Last I heard, being a cuddlebitch was exactly that. The woman liked to cuddle with you but not do anything sexual. Sometimes she has a boyfriend that she screws but he "doesn't meet her emotional needs" so she uses you for that part without giving you the screwing.

I'd say it's closer to the truth to say, "Any man who says he's never once been used by an American woman is gay or a virgin."

Not so many men have been used as cubblebitches in the sense that I'm interpretting the meaning.

I have an extended definition of "cuddle-bitch".

 

[Anubis]

luckily not yet

 

[Tylanner]

Ok LITERALLY come on guy seriously can we please start saying "Cuddlebuddy".......LITERALLY......

Stinkin Bastages.

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: Tylanner
Ok LITERALLY come on guy seriously can we please start saying "Cuddlebuddy".......LITERALLY......

Stinkin Bastages.

Absolutely not.

 

[EmoHawk]

No... just no *shakes head*

 

[DivideBYZero]

Said no but then realised I did once for a short while. NEVAR AGAIN.