Crunchy Frog!!

[Mikal]

Don't forget to leave the bones in! If you take the bones out, it wouldn't be "Crunchy Frog", now would it?

 

[kbm5]

Uh... what?

 

[snakesnfrogs]

miss your Thorazine shot this morning?

 

[Mikal]

C'mon, I'm waiting, deah friends!

 

[IJump]

Frogs, cockraoches, crickets? What is up today? Must be something in the air.

 

[purplehayes]

You've skipped a dose haven't you?

PH

 

[kranky]

Nevertheless, I advise you in the future to replace the words 'crunchy frog' with the legend 'crunchy raw unboned real dead frog', if you want to avoid prosecution.

 

[snakesnfrogs]

We have to protect the public! People aren't going to think there's a real frog in chocolate! Constable Clitoris thought it was an almond whirl! They're bound to expect some sort of mock frog!

 

[Mikal]

 

[TheOverlord]

dangit snakesnfrogs beat me to it...i knew what you meant right off the bat, ok new one then:

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

 

[Mikal]

"He's dead!"
"No e's not."
"Yes, he is!"
"What's he doin', then?"
"E's pinin' for the fjords!"

 

[Omegachi]

frogs are pretty good, taste like a smooth texture moist chicken meat and its low in cholestrol