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Crouched or Sitting?

Crouched or Sit?

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Assuming you are using an elongated toilet.....and you are a man, when you wipe your ass do you sit or stand/crouch?

😕 😵 😎

Just no. TMI already.
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I do it while sitting, since I'm not a fatass (literally).

Anyway the masterrace uses a water hose or a bidet.

Also I didn't know there were elongated and non elongated toilets, I've never noticed the difference, maybe they're all elongated here?
 
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Most of the time I just place one hand on the floor, use the other hand to quickly swing my balls like a pendulum and get them to rest over my thigh. Then, I take the leg without balls resting on it and extend it as far forward as possible, lowering myself ever so slightly. Finally, and this might be complicated for some, I get a firm grip on my penis and pull backwards between my legs in one swift motion, thereby causing myself to do a somersault over the toilet, the centrifugal force causing my balls to swing back against my asshole with the hair removing any residual poop that did not fly out during the somersault.

Then it's just a quick wipe of the bottom of my balls and I'm good to go. Note, don't wear rubber-soled shoes while doing this or you'll be at risk of ripping your penis head off. Don't say I didn't warn you.
 
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Most of the time I just place one hand on the floor, use the other hand to quickly swing my balls like a pendulum and get them to rest over my thigh. Then, I take the leg without balls resting on it and extend it as far forward as possible, lowering myself ever so slightly. Finally, and this might be complicated for some, I get a firm grip on my penis and pull backwards between my legs in one swift motion, thereby causing myself to do a somersault over the toilet, the centrifugal force causing my balls to swing back against my asshole with the hair removing any residual poop that did not fly out during the somersault.

Then it's just a quick wipe of the bottom of my balls and I'm good to go. Note, don't wear rubber-soled shoes while doing this or you'll be at risk of ripping your penis head off. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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This seems like a lot of work. Since we are all here on ATOT I am surprised that others here don't have people to do this for you. Personally I just say "I have to shit" and a hareem of naked women instantly appears to carry me over to a toilet where they hold me above the bowl. Not only does this keep the boys from touching the toilet water but also allows another person to do all the ass cleaning before I am deposited back to my original location
 
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