Crouched or Sitting?

[Vdubchaos]

Assuming you are using an elongated toilet.....and you are a man, when you wipe your ass do you sit or stand/crouch?



Just no. TMI already.
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[Midwayman]

I lift my legs up as high as I can and lean back.

 

[purbeast0]

op probably wipes between his legs too.

 

[Platypus]

what possible use is this information to you?

 

[Murloc]

I do it while sitting, since I'm not a fatass (literally).

Anyway the masterrace uses a water hose or a bidet.

Also I didn't know there were elongated and non elongated toilets, I've never noticed the difference, maybe they're all elongated here?

 

[Vdubchaos]

what possible use is this information to you?

No use to me, but it is useful to ladies at AT.

 

[Platypus]

No use to me, but it is useful to ladies at AT.

In what way, specifically?

 

[Mixolydian]

Say what you want about my polls, but mine are never this personal.

 

[iRONic]

Tokie is LIVID he didn't post this shitty poll first.

 

[iRONic]

In what way, specifically?

OP's trolling for rim jobs.

 

[tHa ShIzNiT]

both, I think...?

 

[ViviTheMage]

crouch/stand, sometimes I get my foot on the counter to get in there cleanly.

 

[tboo]

I sit. I lift my boys with one hand & use the other hand to wipe.

 

[zinfamous]

I stand.

I also piss with my pants down to my ankles...if I'm not sitting while pissing, that is.

:hmm:

 

[edro]

I sit. I lift my boys with one hand & use the other hand to wipe.

Same. They can't touch the seat!

 

[Jeeebus]

Most of the time I just place one hand on the floor, use the other hand to quickly swing my balls like a pendulum and get them to rest over my thigh. Then, I take the leg without balls resting on it and extend it as far forward as possible, lowering myself ever so slightly. Finally, and this might be complicated for some, I get a firm grip on my penis and pull backwards between my legs in one swift motion, thereby causing myself to do a somersault over the toilet, the centrifugal force causing my balls to swing back against my asshole with the hair removing any residual poop that did not fly out during the somersault.

Then it's just a quick wipe of the bottom of my balls and I'm good to go. Note, don't wear rubber-soled shoes while doing this or you'll be at risk of ripping your penis head off. Don't say I didn't warn you.

 

[lupi]

Hidden Tiger.

 

[biostud]

Pics?

 

[NoCreativity]

Who the fuck has time to wipe? That's what underwear is for.

 

[Exterous]

Most of the time I just place one hand on the floor, use the other hand to quickly swing my balls like a pendulum and get them to rest over my thigh. Then, I take the leg without balls resting on it and extend it as far forward as possible, lowering myself ever so slightly. Finally, and this might be complicated for some, I get a firm grip on my penis and pull backwards between my legs in one swift motion, thereby causing myself to do a somersault over the toilet, the centrifugal force causing my balls to swing back against my asshole with the hair removing any residual poop that did not fly out during the somersault.

Then it's just a quick wipe of the bottom of my balls and I'm good to go. Note, don't wear rubber-soled shoes while doing this or you'll be at risk of ripping your penis head off. Don't say I didn't warn you.

This seems like a lot of work. Since we are all here on ATOT I am surprised that others here don't have people to do this for you. Personally I just say "I have to shit" and a hareem of naked women instantly appears to carry me over to a toilet where they hold me above the bowl. Not only does this keep the boys from touching the toilet water but also allows another person to do all the ass cleaning before I am deposited back to my original location