i suggest a complete redesign... i don't know where to start if you just want me to talk about that page....
word of general advice though, it's better to have something that is really super simple but not aesthetically offensive, than a really complicated and "slick" interface that looks like crap. i notice you said you're not very creative... well if you know that you aren't, don't try to be, just try to make a "boring" one.
eh, here's a list of don'ts (though you probably already knew all this):
no picture background... keep it lowkey. it's a background... not foreground
don't have too many different colors for your text
cut down on the animated gifs
be careful with frames.