Creepy Joe Simpson strikes again **Updated 8/9**

[NFS4]

http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/07/31/jessica_simpsons_parents_are_m.html

Living up to his creepy perverted-father image, Jessica Simpson's dad was quoted by The Scoop talking about how hot his daughter looked, saying:

?She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double Ds! You can't cover those suckers up!?

Additionally, Jessica's mom recently objected to a photoshoot for OK! magazine which featured Jessica lying in bed in her underwear with a guy unbuttoning his shirt. Joe Simpson had approved the shoot, but Tina felt it made Jessica look ?slutty? and wasn't the image they were going for. Although by "they" she meant "her." Because if it were up to Jessica Simpson and her dad the photoshoot would've featured even less clothing and maybe some maple syrup. There probably wouldn't even be a camera involved. Just a roll of condoms and a camcorder set up in the corner.

Creepy Joe in action

 

[Ika]

whoa, wtf? there ARE some messed up people in the world...

 

[BlueWeasel]

This guy used to be a Preacher. :roll:

 

[Pastore]

Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
This guy used to be a Preacher. :roll:

No kidding... And the Mom saying no to a guy unbuttoning her shirt makes her look slutty? Hello Mom, open your damn eyes, she broke down the slut barrier YEARS ago.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Jessica has double Ds?

 

[Sphexi]

Father of the Year right there.

 

[schneiderguy]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Jessica has double Ds?

shens!

 

[JoLLyRoGer]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Jessica has double Ds?

:music:...me and Nate D-O-Double G lookin' for a couple b!tches with some Double D's:music:

 

[rh71]

if he wasn't also her manager and possibly push an angle to "sell" his daughter, then I'd be completely in agreement.

 

[thehstrybean]

This thread needs pics...






















Of his daughter

 

[preslove]

Yeah, that guy just oozes creep.

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: thehstrybean
This thread needs pics...






















Of his daughter

... Jessica Simpson? Hello? Google?

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: preslove
Yeah, that guy just oozes creeo.

fixed.

 

[Baked]

God damn sexually oppressed people. Free Jessica Simpson's twins!

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: thehstrybean
This thread needs pics...






















Of his older daughter

just to be sure

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: preslove
Yeah, that guy just oozes creeo.

fixed.

:thumbsup:

Now, OE fix the damn title already, , oh wait, I meant ...

 

[BW86]

fvckin wierdo

 

[Miramonti]

OJ took out the wrong person.

 

[herkulease]

he's probably making up for the early years of jessica's career when they tried to not be like britney spears and christina aguilera and sell just on her talent rather than like the other two via sex appeal and talent.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: Aflac

Originally posted by: thehstrybean
This thread needs pics...






















Of his daughter

... Jessica Simpson? Hello? Google?

No kidding. It's different if it's someone's GF and we can't get pics without them... well, easily, at least... but for a celebrity it's not hard to go up to google toolbar... put in the name and search google images.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Injury
No kidding. It's different if it's someone's GF and we can't get pics without them... well, easily, at least... but for a celebrity it's not hard to go up to google toolbar... put in the name and search google images.

So true. People here are so damn lazy. There is a pic of Jessica in the first link I provided and one of Joe peering at Ashlee in the second link

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Injury
No kidding. It's different if it's someone's GF and we can't get pics without them... well, easily, at least... but for a celebrity it's not hard to go up to google toolbar... put in the name and search google images.

So true. People here are so damn lazy. There is a pic of Jessica in the first link I provided and one of Joe peeing at Ashlee in the second link

:shocked:

 

[FeuerFrei]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Injury
No kidding. It's different if it's someone's GF and we can't get pics without them... well, easily, at least... but for a celebrity it's not hard to go up to google toolbar... put in the name and search google images.

So true. People here are so damn lazy. There is a pic of Jessica in the first link I provided and one of Joe peeing at Ashlee in the second link

OMG!:Q



** [I see Synthdude is also observant] **

 

[Mathlete]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Injury
No kidding. It's different if it's someone's GF and we can't get pics without them... well, easily, at least... but for a celebrity it's not hard to go up to google toolbar... put in the name and search google images.

So true. People here are so damn lazy. There is a pic of Jessica in the first link I provided and one of Joe peeing at Ashlee in the second link

That's sick. Talk about your daughters bewbs all you want but peeing at her. WTF

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Injury
No kidding. It's different if it's someone's GF and we can't get pics without them... well, easily, at least... but for a celebrity it's not hard to go up to google toolbar... put in the name and search google images.

So true. People here are so damn lazy. There is a pic of Jessica in the first link I provided and one of Joe peeing at Ashlee in the second link

:shocked:

LOL, I meant peering