--I went to the ATM this morning and it said "insufficient funds"
I'm wondering is it them or me?
-- With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune?
Start off with a large one.
--What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A large pizza can still feed a family of four
--How do you define optimism?
A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday
--George Bush was asked today "what did he think of the Credit Crunch?"
He replied: "It was his favorite Candy Bar."
--What's the capital of Iceland?
About £3.50
--What do you say to a hedge fund manager who can't sell anything?
A Quarter-pounder with fries, please.
I'm wondering is it them or me?
-- With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune?
Start off with a large one.
--What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A large pizza can still feed a family of four
--How do you define optimism?
A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday
--George Bush was asked today "what did he think of the Credit Crunch?"
He replied: "It was his favorite Candy Bar."
--What's the capital of Iceland?
About £3.50
--What do you say to a hedge fund manager who can't sell anything?
A Quarter-pounder with fries, please.
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