Create your own cigarette pack warning label...

[KarenMarie]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
I always liked the ones that warned about smoking the hazards of smoking by pregnant women. In fact, I sought them out.

Figured if that was the only warning on the box, i was safe....

Are you saying you used them as a contraceptive?

Your thinking is a little too deep.

I meant that since the warning applied to pregnant women, and there was no chance of my being pregnant, it was safe for me to smoke without risk.

It was a joke... not a very good one, it seems.

 

[Quasmo]

booger

NSFW?

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
booger

NSFW?

ROFLMAO, "the cock of life"

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124

Originally posted by: Quasmo
booger

NSFW?

ROFLMAO, "the cock of life"

look out, it'll get you in the ass when you least expect it.

 

[dug777]

There's no proof smoking kills.
































EDIT: i find the current warnings nasty enough...

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: GPett
Blah.. this is America last I checked. If people want to smoke, let them. If people want to not wear a seatbelt, let them. If people want to ride a motorcycle without a helmet, let them.

You pansies are too busy trying to tell other people how to live their life and not busy enough living your own life.

Shutup.

fixed

 

[Quasmo]

Come on it's 10am lets make some good ones.

 

[ABitTooSpicy]

Originally posted by: GPett
Blah.. this is America last I checked. If people want to smoke, let them. If people want to not wear a seatbelt, let them. If people want to ride a motorcycle without a helmet, let them.

You pansies are too busy trying to tell other people how to live their life and not busy enough living your own life.

I agree whole-heartedly my African American Brotha...

We need to stop making laws that prevent the stupid from killing themselves, if we keep this up our gene pool will never be rid of the moron gene

 

[Kelemvor]

http://www.acscan.org/site/DocServer/Bo...day%20in%20a%20small%20confined%20room

 

[MercenaryForHire]

80 character limit FTL :|

Text

- M4H

 

[Vic]

The only warning label that needs to be put on cigarettes packs is a warning that someday you'll have to quit... or else.

Did anyone bother to read either of the bills they're pushing? They put cigarettes under total FDA control. The nationalization of the tobacco industry will be complete.

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: Vic
The only warning label that needs to be put on cigarettes packs is a warning that someday you'll have to quit... or else.

Did anyone bother to read either of the bills they're pushing? They put cigarettes under total FDA control. The nationalization of the tobacco industry will be complete.

It's easy prey for the government.

*cash register sound goes here*

 

[maziwanka]

i'm just reminded of penn & teller's bullsh1t on second hand smoking. that was great.

 

[Flyback]

fun stuff

 

[LeiZaK]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
I always liked the ones that warned about smoking the hazards of smoking by pregnant women. In fact, I sought them out.

Figured if that was the only warning on the box, i was safe....

Are you saying you used them as a contraceptive?

Your thinking is a little too deep.

I meant that since the warning applied to pregnant women, and there was no chance of my being pregnant, it was safe for me to smoke without risk.

It was a joke... not a very good one, it seems.

I know I always used to feel better seeing the pregnant women label. I'd think, "Hey, I'm not pregnant and I'm not a woman. These must be okay for me!"

 

[R Nilla]

Now someone just needs to photoshop a cat in there.

 

[Manuwell]

 

[funkymatt]

ha

 

[ElFenix]

mine

 

[funkymatt]

ceiling cat is watching you smoke.

 

[Quasmo]

Mule

 

[Manuwell]

I tried 'Smoking makes teeth grow in your @nus' but the pic of teh teeth was not being displayed.

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: Manuwell
I tried 'Smoking makes teeth grow in your @nus' but the pic of teh teeth was not being displayed.

Their script doesn't work, you have to manually add in the period yourself in the URL

 

[jagec]

Natural selection AND a balanced budget...

 

[Quasmo]

Mute