Create an ATOT Xmas story...

[sillymofo]

The rule? You can only have one sentence... and

do not

quote others (actually, you can deviate from the topic if "need" to).... I start

Cold, wet, dark, and the wind was howling through the patchy holes on the walls of an old wooden shack.

 

[conjur]

When, all of a sudden, there was knock upon the door.

 

[K1052]

Should I open the door or post pics of the door on ATOT while asking advice?

 

[Winchester]

It was Rossman, who had came over once again to talk about his eleventy billion hot deals he had discovered!

 

[Ninjja]

Wait, what's that??!!

 

[conjur]

Hot on his trail were the Repost police and the Spelling and Grammar Nazis.

 

[Amorphus]

But look! A brick through the window! Nightraven has come to rescue them!

 

[Red Dawn]

It's Christmas Damn it. You offend all us once a year Christians by calling it X-Mas!

 

[Winchester]

You could hear MercenaryforHire's tires screeching around the corner, keyboard and mouse aiming readily at out the window

 

[Confused]

Ready to shout "You suck at teh intArweb"

 

[sillymofo]

M4H isn't aware that lurking in the corner was LordJejo, the brick faery.

 

[Ameesh]

The End.

 

[Winchester]

Then suddenly, to my amusement, Anandtech Moderator pressed the "Nuke Button" and made the car blow up, and all the stolen toys caming raining down from the sky.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
M4H isn't aware that lurking in the corner was LordJejo, the brick faery.

I thought NightRaven was the Brick Fairy!

 

[SaltBoy]

...and everybody cried out "Dumbest... Story... EVAR!"

 

[MeanMeosh]

but then the repost fairy came and resurrected the car

 

[K1052]

Ameesh thinks as the black MPAA choppers swoop down on them with machineguns blazing, them being tipped off by WHSLacrossekid.

 

[sillymofo]

Lordjejo disguised as NightRaven, trying to frame the dude (a twist to the story).

 

[conjur]

Then, suddenly, a tall, anorexic creature with a black box for a head opened the door!

 

[Avatar26]

Egads, it's M4H pantsless again!

 

[Avatar26]

DP, sorry

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: conjur
Then, suddenly, a tall, anorexic creature with a black box for a head opened the door!

And told a tale of Sugar Dumplings dancing in her toilet.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

As she spoke, she was somehow silohetted by the darkness of her soul.

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: Avatar26
Egads, it's M4H pantsless again!

Luckily for us, Fausto had an extra thong to give him. Well, not really, but he had a bunch of eggnog, and he wouldn't have missed it anyways, and...

 

[Danman]

Then all of a sudden another evolution bashing thread popped up out of no where! Chaos!!1