Create a random movie title.....

UberNeuman

Lifer
Nov 4, 1999
16,937
3,087
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Something that would sound or look good for the ad:

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In a world of flame and destruction - two people come together to smolder the heat - This Summer: Tom Cruse and Jennifer Lopez are:

Crotches on Fire....

\this film is not yet rated....
 

her209

No Lifer
Oct 11, 2000
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In a world of life and death - one cat is stuck inside a box - This summer: Antonio Banderos is:

Schrodinger's Cat
 

UberNeuman

Lifer
Nov 4, 1999
16,937
3,087
126
In a world where fast food threatens the weight of all mankind - one man steps forth to end it all....

This Summer: Steven Seagal is... The Baconator....

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"I'll be back..... for seconds..."
 
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UberNeuman

Lifer
Nov 4, 1999
16,937
3,087
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In a world of men, is he a man or a spider - or a man-spider? Or a man that has the characteristics of a spider? Or a spider with the characteristics of a man......


This summer will behold:

SpaderMan!

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Zedtom

Platinum Member
Nov 23, 2001
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Their lives would cross paths and the world would be different because of them.

This fall- the challenge between two men who see things as only black versus white.

The Barack Brigade takes on Willard and his army of rats in Winner Takes All.

This film rated R, no one under eighteen allowed.
 

Red Squirrel

No Lifer
May 24, 2003
70,103
13,546
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Epic Action Movie

(read in a Don LaFontaine voice)

In this generic gun fight violent explosive action movie, some people want to do something bad, and another group of people want to stop them. This edge of your seat action will make you sit at the edge of your seat while helicopters explode, trains derail, people shoot other people from a moving car and other crazy stunts which will be seen later on Mythbusters! Later on, the main character gets shot at 20 times, gets up, punches his attacker and kills him in a single blow! Then later on this person sacrifices his life by jumping off a 5 foot ledge to deactivate a device that is about to cause the entire world to blow up! This is a box office crusher you cannot miss!

This film rated R due to violence and coarse language. Viewer discretion is advised.

Now available on DVD and BluRay Super 3D!
All proceeds go to the Movie Picture Association of America.
 

Perknose

Forum Director & Omnipotent Overlord
Forum Director
Oct 9, 1999
46,784
10,416
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In a thread packed with random movie titles and the Don LaFontaine-like intros that present them comes a post so defiantly different it alludes to no fake movie at all.

Presenting: The Empty Interlude.

Contains language. Rated O for Overrated.
 

Fingolfin269

Lifer
Feb 28, 2003
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In a land that education forgot, three toothless grandmothers find themselves in a dire situation: Spreading the word of the Lord in the local Wal-Mart one weekend after the last weekend. They're faced with sin in every direction and Godless ones around every corner. But never fear, their store provided wheel chairs act as chariot and are the only means they need to deliver the Word, and deliver it well.

Presenting: Hell on Wheels Part 2... Holy Rollers
 

Possessed Freak

Diamond Member
Nov 4, 1999
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In a world that these two help destroy there was a secret. A secret so powerful that it would tear apart the universe. Two friends go on a journey of epic destruction.

Industrial Light and Magic, Lucasfilm, and THX are proud to present a George Lucas musical.

Peter Cushing and David Prowse star in

Alderaan.
 

Perknose

Forum Director & Omnipotent Overlord
Forum Director
Oct 9, 1999
46,784
10,416
147
As The Meter Turns

In a world where water goes missing while the bill rises like a tsunami, one man sets out to find the culprit.

This is an epic tale of betrayal and loss . . . well, water loss, anyway.

Pitting neighbor against neighbor and set in an arid, near apocalyptic, post-modern suburban landscape, As The Meter Turns introduces an unlikely yet incandescent newcomer to the big screen, SP33Demon.

Armed with only a surveillance cam and the conflicting advice of a forum full of idiots, this otherwise unassuming everyman chooses to stand up for the one thing he passionately believes in . . . which in this case happens to be that he couldn't possibly have a leak in his own water line.

Go figure.

Contains gratuitous full frontal nudity, incomprehensible language, bad editing, a weak plot, and extreme verbal violence. Rated 'O' for overrated.

Only geeks and the terminally bored can or will attend. The socially inept may rest assured that there won't be a single female in the audience.

See Steven Seagal in his most appropriate role yet as the spigot. He literally steals the show with his mute, stoic charm.

Dialog from the movie you'll want to be the first to impress your co-workers with knowingly repeating:

"Is it flowing? I think I hear something flowing."

and

"Wait! That's not a hose!" D:
 

busydude

Diamond Member
Feb 5, 2010
8,793
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Imagine a world where every person is forced to watch only Adam Sandler's movies 24/7.

I am watching Adam Sandler's movie while having sex with a $10 hooker.
 

Fritzo

Lifer
Jan 3, 2001
41,920
2,161
126
After the controversy a couple of weeks ago, I claimed dibs on the movie rights to "The Pope's Butler".