As The Meter Turns
In a world where water goes missing while the bill rises like a tsunami, one man sets out to find the culprit.
This is an epic tale of betrayal and loss . . . well,
water loss, anyway.
Pitting neighbor against neighbor and set in an arid, near apocalyptic, post-modern suburban landscape,
As The Meter Turns introduces an unlikely yet incandescent newcomer to the big screen, SP33Demon.
Armed with only a surveillance cam and the conflicting advice of a forum full of idiots, this otherwise unassuming everyman chooses to stand up for the one thing he passionately believes in . . . which in this case happens to be that he couldn't possibly have a leak in his own water line.
Go figure.
Contains gratuitous full frontal nudity, incomprehensible language, bad editing, a weak plot, and
extreme verbal violence. Rated 'O' for overrated.
Only geeks and the terminally bored can or will attend. The socially inept may rest assured that there won't be a single female in the audience.
See Steven Seagal in his most appropriate role yet as the spigot. He literally steals the show with his mute, stoic charm.
Dialog from the movie you'll want to be the first to impress your co-workers with knowingly repeating:
"Is it flowing? I think I hear something flowing."
and
"Wait!
That's not a hose!" D: