Create a business model in this thread that will earn billions

[Arkitech]

Please be precise so that I can take the idea and use it for myself.


My idea is to print people's faces on balloons. Boss getting on your nerves? Pop his inflated head with a safety pin. Stupid alderman raising taxes again? Fill him with air and throw it at your cat.


I predict I'll be a millionaire with this idea by 3:00pm on Tuesday afternoon

 

[Arkitech]

Second big idea, custom golf clothing for your pets. No explanation needed. Huge profit potential in this one.

 

[Slick5150]

Step 1: Videotape naked women
Step 2: Roll around in money.

 

[Arkitech]

Step 1: Videotape naked women
Step 2: Roll around in money.

give me a break, that'll never work

 

[Sluggo]

Tote-the-note car lots.

If you can stand dealing with the clientele, you can make a literal fortune.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Tote-the-note car lots.

If you can stand looking at yourself in the mirror, you can make a literal fortune.

FTFY

 

[paperfist]

Create dumbville and profit.

 

[blinblue]

A service that picks up those junk "newspapers" that get thrown on everyone's driveway. Bonus points if you also run the company that places them there in the first place.
Charge for advertising in the newspaper, drop them at driveways, and then charge the homeowner to remove them. It's brilliant!

 

[l0cke]

Xbox accessory that dumps a cooler full of Gatorade on you after winning a game of madden.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Very very easy.

Get people, make them work for little or no pay, profit.

 

[the DRIZZLE]

You should develop a product or service that fills an unmet need and also has high barriers of entry against competition. I'm assuming any idea you come up with will be based on this advise so I'm now entitled to 50% of future profits. You're welcome.

 

[IronWing]

1) Get rich
2) Buy factory in labor intensive industry
3) Buy cheap land in next town over
4) Move factory to next town over, offer to let current employees keep jobs
5) Sell expensive lots to employees in next town over
6) Repeat every five years

 

[IronWing]

Design ugly purse that is cheap to manufacture.
Convince celeb to hit boyfriend with said purse
Send footage of purse hit to ET.
Profit

 

[TecHNooB]

I have an idea that, coupled with a cheesy infomercial, could make a nice chunk of change It's currently in the vault.

 

[Perknose]

I have an idea that, coupled with a cheesy infomercial, could make a nice chunk of change It's currently in the vault.

I rent vault space to the entrepreneurially deluded.

 

[JSt0rm]

Make 1 sandwich and charge 2 billion for it. You only have to sell 1.

 

[Printer Bandit]

sell pencils with custom messages.

 

[RocksteadyDotNet]

Sell a product that everybody wants but only you can make.

 

[Via]

If I could somehow, in some way, get in between sick people and whomever could take care of them.....

I bet that could make a fortune.

 

[Imp]

Sucky sucky for fifty dolla.

 

[Udgnim]

become too big to fail

 

[busydude]

Urine flavored beer.

 

[Rhoxed]

Velcro wallpaper

your welcome, and please share the profits <3

EDIT: ok apparently they have this now...... fucking really? was my 3rd grade science project.... patent should have been made.

 

[sandorski]

Steal Underpants
Ship to Japan
Sell them in Vending Machines

 

[Cattlegod]

bleach $1 bill
reprint as $100
repeat