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crazy things to do when the girlfriend is gone

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My girlfriend lives like 500 miles away, so I always get to do what I want ... at least until she is finishes with school. I will go with Guiness and Rum, and I would add little xbox on top and some herb... perfect 4 days.
 
Originally posted by: Golgatha
Originally posted by: buck
Last time I had this, I had buddies come over for mass beer, pc gaming, rockband, and bbq.

Oddly enough this is what I'm doing tonight. Lots of beer, a couple of buddies coming over, Wii/PS3 gaming, and BBQ brats and burgers. I've been alone since Monday (had to clean up my camping stuff and mow the lawn on Mon/Tues) and I don't go back to real life until tomorrow. Here's to the temp bachelor pad!:beer::beer::beer:

:thumbsup:
 
My wife is away for a few days right now too. She comes back tomorrow.

For the record, we've been married almost 2 years and while we are very happy together, every few months I like it when she visits her family for a few days and I get some time to myself. The second day alone is quite relaxing and enjoyable, the third is good too but I start to miss her some, and by the fourth I just want her home again.

One weekend alone every 2-3 months is pretty good for me.
 
Call over a ladyboy escort and have himher dance for you to some top 40 music while holding your pet parakeet that you call Captain Charles.....
 
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Does she have you by the balls or something? You make it sound like you really have a chance to finally live now that she's out of town. She sounds like a drag.

Are you married? IIRC you are...

That makes you 1 of the 2 men in 1,000 married men that say they are totally and completely happy and not nagged.

Personally, my reply mirrors what Feldenak said. I'm happier than a clam when the wife's away.

998 out of 1000 married men admit that they are nagged or hounded by the wife about something. Something they do or don't do or should've done or should've thought about not doing or doing. The guy that says he's not nagged is lying. The other guy that says he's not nagged is either too brainwashed, whipped or scared about admitting it.

OP isn't married and neither am I. I can understand after 10, 20, 30 years of marriage feeling trapped. But if its as bad as it sounds this early that's a problem!

Maybe you don't understand because you're not married.

Just because we like having some occasional time to ourselves, doesn't mean that our marriages (or live in relationships in the OP's case) are miserable. I'm married with 5 kids and I can't even imagine life without my wife and kids. But I still had an awesome time getting away for a week, visiting my old hometown and hanging out with old friends, not having to worry about anyone but myself.
 
I've found that women need pretty constant attention, that being said when their around you can't do all the stuff that you would always like to do. For instance, my gf gets furious when me and my buddies sit around and drink beer while playing xbox because she doesn't feel included. However whenever shes gone, you can be the first thing I do is call up my buddies, hit a liquor store and pop in w/e the game of the month is!
 
You must be pretty sad if you have to ask people on the internet what to do when your gf goes away. Mommy is gone and you can have girls over!!!!!!
 
Originally posted by: zerocool84
You must be pretty sad if you have to ask people on the internet what to do when your gf goes away. Mommy is gone and you can have girls over!!!!!!

Sad... no... more like bored at work and looking for humorous ideas. I really don't see what's so weird about that.
 
Originally posted by: Feldenak
Whatever the fuck you want to do. I love it when the wife leaves town: no nagging, no "You're just now coming to bed?" crap, eat when I want & what I want, etc...

Damn dude, marriage sucks the way you describe it.
 
You could be the one guy that actually follows through when everyone says "hookers and blow".

Build your legacy now. Come through for ATOT and we will crown you.

Also, we'll need :camera:s before any crowning happens.
 
Originally posted by: scorpious
Originally posted by: Feldenak
Whatever the fuck you want to do. I love it when the wife leaves town: no nagging, no "You're just now coming to bed?" crap, eat when I want & what I want, etc...

Damn dude, marriage sucks the way you describe it.

It does.
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Does she have you by the balls or something? You make it sound like you really have a chance to finally live now that she's out of town. She sounds like a drag.

Are you married? IIRC you are...

That makes you 1 of the 2 men in 1,000 married men that say they are totally and completely happy and not nagged.

Personally, my reply mirrors what Feldenak said. I'm happier than a clam when the wife's away.

998 out of 1000 married men admit that they are nagged or hounded by the wife about something. Something they do or don't do or should've done or should've thought about not doing or doing. The guy that says he's not nagged is lying. The other guy that says he's not nagged is either too brainwashed, whipped or scared about admitting it.

You don't have to be married for this to be true. If you live with a woman you'll be nagged and get seriously fed up with it. It's what women do. Men's natural reaction to it is to tone it out and not pay attention and just nod your head yes. This actually increases the nagging, because we didn't hear her ask us to do something, so she's going to nag about that and the cycle continues.

In 2 weeks my GF is taking the kids with her and going on vacation in Wyoming and visting her sister. I'll have the house all to myself for a week and a half. I just need something to do then. I know the 1st day I'll watch some porn on the Plasma TV, That will occupy about 45 seconds, then I'm not sure what I'll do with my time.
 
Wow. Welcome to ATOT. The woman leaves and what "crazy things" do the members do?

Masturbate, eat junk food and play video games.

Please invite me to your next party!
 
Originally posted by: nerp
Wow. Welcome to ATOT. The woman leaves and what "crazy things" do the members do?

Masturbate, eat junk food and play video games.

Please invite me to your next party!

hey, we usually can't do those 3 things all at one time when she's home!
 
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