Crazy Idea: Resettle Palestinians in Afghanistan? Israelis to Wyoming?

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I have more or less concluded that the only solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict is that these people have to be separated from one another. Either the Israelis need to be moved somewhere or the Palestinians need to be moved.

I kind of like the idea of finding a sparsely populated place in the U.S. or Canada for the Israelis. Perhaps we could clear out Michigan's Upper Peninsula and give it to the Israelis? We'd probably benefit by gaining a couple million people who tend to have higher than average Ashkenazi IQs. However, I don't see it happening, at least not for the Upper Peninsula. (It's a little smaller than Israel's landmass but doesn't have any worthless desert.) Would settling them in an area of Canada that has arable land be feasible? What if we cleared out a sparsely populated state such as Nebraska, one of the Dakotas, or Wyoming for the industrious Israelis?

However, the U.S. is pretty much in control of a country in the Middle East, one that might have room for a couple millions people--Afghanistan. What if all of the Palestinians were resettled in Afghanistan? (I'm sure that it wouldn't take more than 1 week before the Afghans and the Palestinians started fighting, but that's beside the point; they're all good Muslims who follow the religion of peace so they should be able to find a way to get along.) Whatever cost the U.S. and Israel and the rest of the world would have to bear to resettle them would probably be cheaper than the long-term cost of dealing with the current conflict.

But what about the holiest of holies, Jerusalem! Maybe it could be evacuated and bombed to smithereens so that there was no longer any reason to squabble over it? (Bombing Jerusalem would probably result in a Jihad against us.)

Maybe a better idea would be for Jerusalem and the area around it to be taken over by a secular third party such as the U.S. or the EU and then turned into a non-denominational city-state.
 
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aphex

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Unless they can find a way to pick up Jerusalem and move it, it will never happen, for either side.
 

Freshgeardude

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Unless they can find a way to pick up Jerusalem and move it, it will never happen, for either side.


that and the hundreds of archeological sites, cities, cemeteries, etc.


Jews have a historical past with the land which can be proven more than 2000 years.

these "palestinians" do not really, and are simply wanderers
 

Jhhnn

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that and the hundreds of archeological sites, cities, cemeteries, etc.


Jews have a historical past with the land which can be proven more than 2000 years.

these "palestinians" do not really, and are simply wanderers

Heh. Except that Jews were basically absent from the area for ~1800 years between the Roman expulsions and the birth of modern Zionism... definitely absent from the Crusades until the birth of modern Zionism...

Maybe the Cherokee can lay claim to much of Georgia and the surrounding area, too- they've only been absent for ~180 years... the aborigines could reclaim all of australia, too...

Some of the pals have (or had) Ottoman deeds dating back several hundred years...

I'm sure that none of that will interfere with the formulation of your opinions, however...
 

nageov3t

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until Americans give up their property to the native Americans and move back to Europe and Europe gives back the property taken from the Jews and all the white Australians move back to England, I think following any chains of historical entitlement to the land is a fool's mission.
 

dahunan

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that and the hundreds of archeological sites, cities, cemeteries, etc.


Jews have a historical past with the land which can be proven more than 2000 years.

these "palestinians" do not really, and are simply wanderers

HUH.. how does "historical past" make any sense whatsoever when it comes to removing people who are CURRENTLY there

too bad the native americans didn't have bombs and fighter jets and tanks when the white people thought they could just steal their shit. EH?

Ever feel blind by your Semitophilia?

Why do we give BILLIONS to Israel in aid
 

dahunan

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Unless they can find a way to pick up Jerusalem and move it, it will never happen, for either side.


What an embarassing situation for God.. eh? No idolatry.. but they idolize DIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!! so much that they MURDER people to steal it
 

Sclamoz

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I think we should just build a giant wall around the place and move on with our lives.
 

Lemon law

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Well even our OP in WhipperSnapper was honest enough to preface his thread title with its a crazy idea, and I think everyone can agree with WhipperSnapper, its a crazy idea.

But just because I think it would bug the hell of Dick Cheney, there just may be something to said about relocating them to Wyoming. Oh give me a home where the GOP used to roam, and the skies are not cloudy all day.
 

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Heh. Except that Jews were basically absent from the area for ~1800 years between the Roman expulsions and the birth of modern Zionism... definitely absent from the Crusades until the birth of modern Zionism...
Except the whole Arab presence in the ME is through genocide, exploitation, and conquering.

But hey, it was only 500-1,000 years, so it's okay.

Face it, Jews finally have a state - one of the most legitimate states, unlike its colonial critics, or genocidal Muslim apartheid tribes - and it drives the left crazy.

Israel should have marched into Cairo during the Six Day War, nuked Iraq and Syria during 73, and destroy the PLO as Jordan did during black september.

The Left respects ruthless dictators and armies. They worship the Arab and Islamic states.
 

Genx87

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until Americans give up their property to the native Americans and move back to Europe and Europe gives back the property taken from the Jews and all the white Australians move back to England, I think following any chains of historical entitlement to the land is a fool's mission.

So what you are saying is we all have to move back to Iraq? :D
 

QuantumPion

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That makes about as much sense as public school administrations suspending a kid that fought back against a bully that hit him first because "fighting is always wrong, no matter what".
 

piasabird

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This will not work. "Militant" Muslims kill each other when they run out of other groups to kill. Their belief or religion has nothing to do with it. The militants are all bloodthirsty murderers. They have been taught to hate and kill everyone not like them and even each other. They dont want peace they just want to kill each other. This is how these egomaniacs facist murderers operate. They are no different from Hitler. Fear and death are tools of absolute dictators and facists and communists.
 

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Neither the Jews nor the Pals are leaving unless it's in body bags or in smithereens. Accordingly, they are going to have to learn to at least grudingly tolerate each other, even if it takes another 100 years.

- wolf
 

Perknose

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I wouldn't object to Israeli women just a little to the north though.

They'd eat you alive. Sabras are fierce! Think all the entitlement mentality of a Jewish American Princess mixed with the feral ferocity of a female tiger zeroing in on the kill. :eek:
 

herm0016

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so... its ok to kick out US citizens from a US state to give it to a bunch of foreigners who are getting kicked out of their land so that some other foreigners can have some land?

BTW: I kinda like wyoming.
 

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that and the hundreds of archeological sites, cities, cemeteries, etc.


Jews have a historical past with the land which can be proven more than 2000 years.

these "palestinians" do not really, and are simply wanderers

This is an absurd notion. There is only one humanity and we are all the same. A Jew raised as Pygmy without knowledge of his genetic history would be attached to the land of Pygmies and care not a jot for Israel just as a Pygmy raised as a Jew would evoke nonsense about his historic claim to the land. It is all a matter of attachment acquired by the age of five before you can even think. Jew and Palestinian attachment to Israel or Palestine is the attachment of fools, brainwashed robots who kill each other in their sleep. In one generation you'd never get a Jew to leave Arizona if he were born and raised there and told it was the land given to the Jews by God. We all live at this level of imbecility because we hate who we are and need to identify as something else, a Jew, a Yankee fan, a Republican. We are up to our asses in morons and because of it the world is dying. We are aborting the human race in the name of ego. Have fun. Your grand kids won't complain because they will never be born, a Jew, a Palestinian or any other thing.