crazy drunk b***H bites me last night

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MmmSkyscraper

MmmSkyscraper

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Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
She finally lets go. The head of security comes over, I explain she just bit my hand. The police officer rolled up was going to arrest her. I told him to not arrest her and I just wanted her gone because again, I am overly nice.
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:confused::thumbsdown:

 
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TheNinja

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You're a good man. No need to have someone arrested over something like that. If you work security you better be used to drunk fools and dumb things. She probably drank way too much and felt stupid the next day. No reason to give her an arrest record or a huge fine or anything.
 
Ika

Ika

Lifer
Mar 22, 2006
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As a security dude, I would assume you're used to this kind of behavior. Though I don't know how upscale the bar is.
 
Gooberlx2

Gooberlx2

Lifer
May 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: destrekor
Originally posted by: legoman666
You should've pulled something similar to this: http://bash.org/?777977
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:laugh:
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:laugh: Hilarious. Though, I've never been bit by a random child. :confused:

Am I the only one confused as to why CT would require establishments to stop serving by 1am on Thursday? What's so special about Thursday?
 
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Steve

Lifer
May 2, 2004
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http://forums.somethingawful.c...d.php?threadid=2682759

Last call at open bars, especially with a rich clientele, is a pain in the ass. The same people who were tipping you five bucks a drink one minute are throwing their ice in your face and trying to reach over the bar and steal booze. When I get back to my station I find some chick behind the bar with a bottle of liquor in each hand about to make drinks. I grab the bottles and get her out from behind the bar and she looks at me with bloodshot puppy dog eyes and says ?Please.? I again tell her no and she proceeds to spit in my face and starts maniacally laughing and giving me the finger. I switch to the security channel on my radio and tell Tyrone that I need a guest forcibly ejected and give her description and my location. I then reach into my bucket and withdraw a cold beer, cap it, and proceed to slam the whole thing while looking at her as she watches and curses. Just as I?m done Tyrone grabs her by the hair and yells ?C?mon bitch!? and drags her by her hair to the exit.
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crownjules

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Jul 7, 2005
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Originally posted by: Gooberlx2

:laugh: Hilarious. Though, I've never been bit by a random child. :confused:

Am I the only one confused as to why CT would require establishments to stop serving by 1am on Thursday? What's so special about Thursday?
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It's probably just one of the old Puritanical laws that abound in the New England states. They're ridiculous but there's always enough opposition when people bring up getting rid of those ancient things.
 
Raduque

Raduque

Lifer
Aug 22, 2004
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Blue for the virus, green for the anti-virus. Quick, look for something green to inject yourself with.
 
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IceBergSLiM

Lifer
Jul 11, 2000
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Originally posted by: Aflac
As a security dude, I would assume you're used to this kind of behavior. Though I don't know how upscale the bar is.
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not really at all this was the first problem I've had in 4 weeks here. I am very diplomatic with people and can diffuse most situations easily. Even the drunk punks don't have the balls to get physical with me when I have ask them to leave.
 
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IceBergSLiM

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Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
Originally posted by: destrekor
Originally posted by: legoman666
You should've pulled something similar to this: http://bash.org/?777977
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:laugh:
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:laugh: Hilarious. Though, I've never been bit by a random child. :confused:

Am I the only one confused as to why CT would require establishments to stop serving by 1am on Thursday? What's so special about Thursday?
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actually its sunday-thursday friday and saturday its 2 am. and we cannot buy booze on sundays.
 
Gooberlx2

Gooberlx2

Lifer
May 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: BudAshes
shes a fcking zombie. You are screwed.
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Yeah, there damn well better be news reports of a zombie outbreak in CT in the near future. I yearn for the day the 9 O'clock anchor says: "The best way to deal with these walking dead is to sever the head or destroy the brain."
 
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BKLounger

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Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
Originally posted by: BudAshes
shes a fcking zombie. You are screwed.
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Yeah, there damn well better be news reports of a zombie outbreak in CT in the near future. I yearn for the day the 9 O'clock anchor says: "The best way to deal with these walking dead is to sever the head or destroy the brain."
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at that point all my years of studying, reading and research will be completely worth it.
 
jonks

jonks

Lifer
Feb 7, 2005
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Originally posted by: Tiamat
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: axelfox
Go to the Dr. to make sure you have no diseases.
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like what?
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like aids, rabies, etc.
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HIV isn't present in high enough concentrations in saliva to transmit, so unless she bit her tongue or cheek to draw blood first, and then broke your skin smearing her blood into your wound, you should be fine.

But if you start getting phobic around water and growling at people, get help quick.
 
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