Crazy Alaskan builds a bio-machine like the transformers

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I hope an ambulance is on scene when the thing keels over on its maiden step.
 

Drakkon

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i've always wondered...if some geek in alaska can build something like this...what does the US Army have that its not yet released?
 

Lorax

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why is it still in a wooden frame, you would hope it is at least free standing.
 

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Originally posted by: Drakkon
i've always wondered...if some geek in alaska can build something like this...what does the US Army have that its not yet released?
See meltdown75's post a few below yours.
 

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Originally posted by: Lorax
why is it still in a wooden frame, you would hope it is at least free standing.

It's probably there to function as a ladder for the guy so he could work on the higher parts. He probably built it from the feet up, like a building.
 

Drakkon

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Originally posted by: Hossenfeffer
Something about the "exposed crotch" design... I foresee much "ouch"
LMAO I can just see the headline now:
"man in robot suit terrorizes downtown
taken out by little kid with a wiffle ball bat to the groin"

 

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Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Call Ripley, she is certified to operate it.
Heh, but I can't imagine any time soon we'll be seeing video files of this thing running around the woods.

 

NuclearNed

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Does anybody have the link for the guy who built armor for himself in his garage, then tested his creation out by harrassing grizzlies? I think I saw something on the news about it - he had a whole body suit that could withstand a grenade blast. I think he was trying to sell his inventions to the military.
 

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Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Does anybody have the link for the guy who built armor for himself in his garage, then tested his creation out by harrassing grizzlies? I think I saw something on the news about it - he had a whole body suit that could withstand a grenade blast. I think he was trying to sell his inventions to the military.

Yeah, that was cool. It showed a guy running at him and swinging a pick ax as hard as he could. Barely knocked the guy over - no damage done. However, I think people underestimate the strength of a full grown grizzly. They flip over boulders their own size to get to ground squirrels. I don't think that suit could save anyone.
 

Rudee

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When you're a nerd who doesn't get laid, there are two things you will do:

1. Build something ridiculous like a transformer like bio-machine
2. Spend money on dual big screen LCD to play computer games on