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Crappy Physics Joke

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"Two atoms are walking down the street. One stops in a panic, and says "OMIGOD OMIGOD." The first one says "What?" The second, "I think i lost an electron!" First "Are you sure?" "I'm POSITIVE!"
 
Originally posted by: Random Variable
I think I posted that joke in like 1974 or something.
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I think so too... I just don't want to look through the archives to prove it to him... 😛
 
Neutron walks into a bar and asks for a beer. Bartender cracks open a bottle. Neutron asks how much. Bartender says " for you? no charge."


Proton walks into a bar and asks for the most expensive drink and a round of drinks for everyone in the bar. Bartender says " are you sure". Proton says "I"m positive"
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
This is THE oldest physics/electricity joke in creation. Even geeks know that. Please post newer material.
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You're so ugly even fluorine wouldn't bond with you.
 
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