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Coworker just went to the bathroom and he left his computer unlocked

Take a screenshot of desktop using print screen, set it as his wallpaper, and then move all his desktop icons to a folder somewhere.
 
Originally posted by: Sureshot324
Take a screenshot of desktop using print screen, set it as his wallpaper, and then move all his desktop icons to a folder somewhere.
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I did that to him last month. He didnt know how to fix it. I was in my cubicle next door and all I heard was huffing and puffing and the mouse buttons being furiously clicked. It was great.

I did that to get him back for shutting the bathroom lights out on me while I was on the pooper.
 
I left mine unlocked on accident once when going out to lunch. My supervisor quickly sent an e-mail from my account to another amazingly hot girl in our department. It basically involved explaining how gorgeous she is and how I wanted to ask her out, but I was embarrassed to do it in person blah blah blah. She bought into it and I came back from lunch with an e-mail that said, "Uh..I have a boyfriend". Bastard!
 
Originally posted by: Xavier434
I left mine unlocked on accident once when going out to lunch. My supervisor quickly sent an e-mail from my account to another amazingly hot girl in our department. It basically involved explaining how gorgeous she is and how I wanted to ask her out, but I was embarrassed to do it in person blah blah blah. She bought into it and I came back from lunch with an e-mail that said, "Uh..I have a boyfriend". Bastard!
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Ouch. We do that, too, but not to that extent.
 
Originally posted by: Xavier434
I left mine unlocked on accident once when going out to lunch. My supervisor quickly sent an e-mail from my account to another amazingly hot girl in our department. It basically involved explaining how gorgeous she is and how I wanted to ask her out, but I was embarrassed to do it in person blah blah blah. She bought into it and I came back from lunch with an e-mail that said, "Uh..I have a boyfriend". Bastard!
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ROFL!!!
 
Does he have an LCD screen? Hiding the icons and the startbar, then setting this as the wallpaper would have caused equal hilarity.
 
I went to the bathroom today and left my desktop unlocked and someone put a picture of straight people hugging on it. I went to HR, I've never been so distraught at a prank.

🙂
 
Originally posted by: Xavier434
I left mine unlocked on accident once when going out to lunch. My supervisor quickly sent an e-mail from my account to another amazingly hot girl in our department. It basically involved explaining how gorgeous she is and how I wanted to ask her out, but I was embarrassed to do it in person blah blah blah. She bought into it and I came back from lunch with an e-mail that said, "Uh..I have a boyfriend". Bastard!
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The cool ending to this story would have been if she was in fact hot and this got YOU a date.
 
Originally posted by: Xavier434
I left mine unlocked on accident once when going out to lunch. My supervisor quickly sent an e-mail from my account to another amazingly hot girl in our department. It basically involved explaining how gorgeous she is and how I wanted to ask her out, but I was embarrassed to do it in person blah blah blah. She bought into it and I came back from lunch with an e-mail that said, "Uh..I have a boyfriend". Bastard!
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ahahaha, good one!!!
 
Originally posted by: Scouzer
Originally posted by: Xavier434
I left mine unlocked on accident once when going out to lunch. My supervisor quickly sent an e-mail from my account to another amazingly hot girl in our department. It basically involved explaining how gorgeous she is and how I wanted to ask her out, but I was embarrassed to do it in person blah blah blah. She bought into it and I came back from lunch with an e-mail that said, "Uh..I have a boyfriend". Bastard!
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The cool ending to this story would have been if she was in fact hot and this got YOU a date.
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That's what I was thinking too!
 
I never worry about locking mine. If someone gets on it before the screensaver takes over that's fine. I just hope your moment of pleasure is worth not knowing what item in your cube I rubbed my penis on today. (Lunch items would not be off limits)
 
Originally posted by: lupi
I never worry about locking mine. If someone gets on it before the screensaver takes over that's fine. I just hope your moment of pleasure is worth not knowing what item in your cube I rubbed my penis on today. (Lunch items would not be off limits)
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Hmm, I'll eat my lunch and use my mouse at the same time, just to cover my bases.
 
Originally posted by: Xavier434
Originally posted by: Scouzer
The cool ending to this story would have been if she was in fact hot and this got YOU a date.
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Yes, that would have been cool. MY GOD would that have been cool!
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Here, you would have been fired for harassment.
 
how about relinking all of the desktop shortcuts to something else?

ie... Firefox icon --> Instant Messenger
Microword Word --> Control Panel
My Documents ---> browser webpage of goatsecx
 
Originally posted by: LS20
how about relinking all of the desktop shortcuts to something else?

ie... Firefox icon --> Instant Messenger
Microword Word --> Control Panel
My Documents ---> browser webpage of goatsecx
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How do you do that?
 
Originally posted by: Xavier434
I left mine unlocked on accident once when going out to lunch. My supervisor quickly sent an e-mail from my account to another amazingly hot girl in our department. It basically involved explaining how gorgeous she is and how I wanted to ask her out, but I was embarrassed to do it in person blah blah blah. She bought into it and I came back from lunch with an e-mail that said, "Uh..I have a boyfriend". Bastard!
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thats dangerous.
 
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: LS20
how about relinking all of the desktop shortcuts to something else?

ie... Firefox icon --> Instant Messenger
Microword Word --> Control Panel
My Documents ---> browser webpage of goatsecx
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How do you do that?
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Right click on the shortcut, go to properties.

See where it says "Target"? Change that to whatever.
 
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