CLETUS: "Well, Jebediah, weez all finished with sowing the hogs and milkin' the cows...whut wegunnado now?
JEBEDIAH: "Well gee, Cletus, I don't rightly now...maybe go find us a woman?"
CLETUS: "Hell no, Jebediah! You's musn' be a dumb-ass...the whore house dun close about a year ago."
JEBEDIAH: "Well, heck, don't that just beat all? Less' us go git right darn drunk and tip us some cows, then!"
CLETUS: Yeeeeeee-hawwwwwww!
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