Awhile after selling him a new pick-up, an auto dealer called a farmer about buying a cow. The farmer said the cow would he, "about $500." The dealer arrived at the farm to find the following hanging on the stall:
Basic Cow........................ $499.95
Extra Stomachs.................... $79.25
Two-tone exterior..................... $142.10
Deluxe dual horns...................... $59.25
Produce storage compartments. .......$126.50
4-spigot high-output drain system.... $149.20
Heavy-duty hay chopper................ $189.60
Automatic fly-swatter.................$88.50
Genuine Cowhide upholstery........ $179.90
Automatic fertilizer attachment........ .$339.40
4-by-4 traction drive assembly.....$884.16
Farmer Adjustment................... $300.00
Pre-delivery wash and comb.......$69.80
Delivery Charge...................................... $35.75
Total price, including options........ $3,143.36
Basic Cow........................ $499.95
Extra Stomachs.................... $79.25
Two-tone exterior..................... $142.10
Deluxe dual horns...................... $59.25
Produce storage compartments. .......$126.50
4-spigot high-output drain system.... $149.20
Heavy-duty hay chopper................ $189.60
Automatic fly-swatter.................$88.50
Genuine Cowhide upholstery........ $179.90
Automatic fertilizer attachment........ .$339.40
4-by-4 traction drive assembly.....$884.16
Farmer Adjustment................... $300.00
Pre-delivery wash and comb.......$69.80
Delivery Charge...................................... $35.75
Total price, including options........ $3,143.36
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